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Area Man “Speechless” After Getting A Penile Implant For His Kinda Small Dick

Note that the picture above is not the man who got a penile implant, but noted actor Jon Hamm taking his weiner for a walk. You’re welcome. 

Megan Reynolds | March 11, 2016 - 9:30 am

A Woman Ripped Her Husband’s Testicles off With Her Bare Hands After He Refused to Help With Housework

The woman, Marinela Benea, said she “didn’t realize her own strength.”

Megan Reynolds | March 10, 2016 - 10:16 am

All Britney Spears Wants Is a “Hot Nerd” With A “Big Penis”, Just Like The Rest Of Us

What else is there to life, really, than a smart dude who’s packin’ heat?

Megan Reynolds | February 16, 2016 - 2:00 pm

Scientists Find A Daddy Long Legs With A 99 Million-Year-Old Giant Boner

He died doing what he loved.

Lauren Vinopal | February 3, 2016 - 2:45 pm

Justin Bieber’s (Literal) Redemption Tour Has Begun In Earnest

Justin Bieber’s redemption tour has begun in earnest, and we should all buckle up and brace ourselves for what’s to come. Bieber is on the cover of Billboard this month, in a…

Megan Reynolds | November 5, 2015 - 4:30 pm

Dude With Alleged 19-Inch Penis Only Thinks He Has The Biggest Dick In The World

Roberto Esquivel Cabrera claims to have the world’s largest penis, BUT I KNOW BETTER.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 4, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Women Prefer Average-Sized Dongs Over That Giant Trouser Snake, According to Science

Rejoice, mediocre-dicked men far and wide. Science has now proven that women actually prefer your standard, average-sized pickle, not the giant looming kielbasa that many men yearn for and few…

Megan Reynolds | September 3, 2015 - 3:30 pm

#JunkOff Shows The Wide And Wonderful World Of Animal Genitalia In Its Full Glory

The animal kingdom is a wild and crazy place.

Megan Reynolds | August 28, 2015 - 6:00 pm

Lenny Kravitz Knows Everyone Saw His Wang, Really, It’s NBD

If only every celebrity handled their nudes with this sort of humor and grace.

Megan Reynolds | August 5, 2015 - 1:00 pm

Here’s What Makes A Perfect Penis, According To Science

Here are your new standards, dudes.

Megan Reynolds | July 21, 2015 - 4:00 pm

Get The Boner-Prone Man In Your Life Bloxers, Never Be Embarrassed Again

Is there a man in your life that spends most of his adult days plagued by fear that he’ll suddenly pop an unwanted, irrepressible boner? Someone who has trouble just going out to get…

Megan Reynolds | July 15, 2015 - 11:30 am
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