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Levi Johnston’s Manager Fails, While The Impregnator Keeps On Keeping On

As he approaches his 16th minute of fame, Levi “The Impregnator” Johnston is getting more and more erratic. Sure, he has had some successes lately. His Playgirl shoot went well and apparently involved a sexy hockey stick in a tribute to hockey moms. Yes, he was just honored with a Fleshbot Award for best mainstream-to-porn crossover. But he’s already planning to star in a movie, which hasn’t been optioned yet, based on a memoir he hasn’t written yet, for which he doesn’t have a publisher. And his super bootleg manager/bodyguard Tank Jones isn’t doing him any favors, besides hooking him up with his brother who trained Johnston for his epic photo shoot. An item in Page Six today revealed that, after the Fleshbot Awards, Jones asked nightclub M2 to pay Levi $3,000 for a visit, and they politely declined. Jones then offered up the boy wonder for $1,800. The club guffawed and said they would give him “a table with a round of soft drinks.” [NY DailyNews, NY Post] Keep reading »

Sarah Palin Says Levi Johnston Is Welcome For Thanksgiving


The “Oprah Winfrey Show” has released a couple of clips from the interview with Sarah Palin, which will air on Monday. In one of the clips, Oprah asks Palin whether Levi Johnston, the father of her grandbaby, is invited to the Palins for Thanksgiving. The former Alaska governor replies:
“It’s lovely to think that he would ever even consider such a thing. Because, he is a part of the family and you want to bring him in the fold and kind of under your wing. And he needs that, too, Oprah. I think he needs to know that he is loved and he has the most beautiful child and this can all work out for good. We don’t have to keep going down this road of controversy and drama all the time. We’re not really into the drama. We don’t really like that. We’re more productive. We have other things to concentrate on.”

Well, so does Levi, Mrs. Palin, or haven’t you heard about his recent Playgirl shoot, hmm? But, really, can you imagine if Levi did join the Palins for Thanksgiving this year? I bet he’d have a hard time telling the difference between his son, Tripp, and Palin’s infant son, Trig. Awkward! Keep reading »

(Another) Quote Of The Day: Levi Johnston Taking Parenting Advice From Jon Gosselin

Remember when Levi Johnston and Jon Gosselin ran into each other in New York over the weekend? Unfortunately, the chance meeting gave Gosselin the chance to share parenting advice with Johnston, because he’s, you know, such a role model dad. Here’s what Levi told People magazine about his new bestie:

“He’s a good guy. He’s kind of in the same situation I am right now. He’s a good dad and he gets a lot of bad press. He’s getting the same bad image as I am and it ain’t true. I can relate to that. He was very positive and gave some good advice that I’m going to take.”

Poor Baby Tripp! Keep reading »

5 Famous Dudes Who Appeared In Playgirl, And 5 Famous Playgirl Party Poopers

When I turned 18, I was told I needed to run out and buy a lottery ticket, cigarettes, and porn. And while I leafed through that issue of Playgirl later that night, chain-smoking and surrounded by a hill of metallic scratchcard dust, I remember thinking, This is sooo gay. There was no way that straight women got off on these terrifying muscled and mulletted men, posing with soccer balls and firemen’s hoses. But I’m not convinced that gay men enjoyed it either. So I, for one, am very excited that the magazine will be given new life with its much-hyped Levi Johnston spread. Last week, in celebration of the impending Levi issue of the iconic American publication, The Daily Beast did a slide show of the most famous lads who posed for Playgirl. After the jump, the highlights—plus we’ve investigated the famous dudes who turned the magazine down. [The Daily Beast] Keep reading »

A Pair Of Douches

Jon Gosselin and Levi Johnston ran into each other in New York over the weekend when the two were both in town capitalizing on their 15 minutes before time’s up. Johnston was in the city to shoot his Playgirl spread and Gosselin was in NYC to shoot “promotional TV spots” (whatever that means). Somehow, they managed to find time in their busy schedules to pose for photos together in Times Square. Click over to the NY Daily News’ website to see the full image. Keep reading »

Levi Johnston’s Twit-Poster

Remember last week when we shared a deep thought from Levi Johnston‘s Twitter page, and Wednesday night when William Shatner did a dramatic reading of Levi’s tweets? Well, those words were not actually written by our favorite Alaskan hunk. That’s right, Levi has a Twitter imposter, just like Tina Fey and “Hour of Power” televangelist Robert H. Schuller. Levi’s lawyer is on the case—he’s demanding that Twitter take the page down and that Conan O’Brien, who introduced that William Shatner segment with the sentence “All real … we did not make these up,” retract the segment. Sorry, I understand if you need a good cry now. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

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