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The Hills’ Lessons On Life, Love, and Family

You can laugh at this statement, but there’s a lot to be learned from The Hills about dating and family etiquette. For example:

  • Heidi and Lauren stopped being friends because Lauren hated Heidi’s boyfriend, an all-too-familiar incident in many women’s real lives. Question posed: Should you stick by a friend whose boyfriend hates your guts and vice versa?
  • Heidi and Audrina stopped being friends when Audrina had to choose sides. Question posed: Do you have to choose sides in a girl fight?
  • Spencer and Brody’s long friendship broke up because Brody remained pals with Lauren. Question posed: Are guys as immature as girls when it comes to the whole “your enemy is my enemy” nonsense?
  • Spencer’s sister Stephanie initially hated Lauren because of her brother’s war with Lauren. Question posed: Does blood loyalty mean you have to get involved in petty disputes?
  • Stephanie is now friends with both Heidi and Lauren, much to Heidi and Spencer’s chagrin. Question posed: Are you a traitor if you don’t think blood is thicker than water in the shallow pools of Hollywood?
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    Frisky Quote Of The Day: Lauren Conrad

    “I don’t think it makes me any less of a feminist because my emotions are affected. I think that I’m very independent and I don’t let guys affect my life. I think in the past I have, and I’ve learned from it. I don’t depend on men. I have my own career.” — Lauren Conrad, in response to The New York Times assertion that Heidi Montag is a feminist hero because she doesn’t pine after guys. [On a personal note, I cannot believe these two twits are who the Times wants us to choose from.] [Celeb Edge via Jezebel] Keep reading »

    “Over The Hills”: Lauren And Heidi Nearly Tear Each Other’s Grey Hair Out

    Heavy’s “Over The Hills” series is hysterical, mostly because it features the actual dialogue from the real MTV show. Check out this clip of a crotchety old Lauren running into retirees Heidi and Spencer at a club. Why does Heidi have a Southern accent? She’s from Crested Butte, Colorado! [Heavy] Keep reading »

    Romance On TV: Will Lauren & Brody, Not To Mention Heidi’s Face, Ever Be The Same?

    Whoa, The Hills in all its scripted glory, was awesome. It should always be an hour! The show, back for a mini-interim season, started off with Lauren and Whitney headed to Paris to help out Teen Vogue at the Crillon Ball, a fancy-schmancy debutante event for rich socialite kids. Within, like, seconds of landing at Charles de Gaulle Airport, Whitney and Lauren immediately start to slack off on their, you know, jobs by opting to pick up their ball gowns instead of running Teen Vogue errands, while Lauren finds out Brody has managed to find a girlfriend since she left L.A. Seriously, time moves fast in LC’s world. Back in L.A., Spencer is shedding a tear into his beer because Heidi has headed back to the homey, unpretentious Colorado town that managed to spit out her trashtastic, gossip-chasing self, in order to get some breathing room from their sad little relationship. Keep reading »

    Catching Up With The Hills

    Our favorite craptastic TV show is back tonight and we’re so excited. However, just in case you haven’t been keeping as close of tabs as we have on Lauren, Heidi, Spencer, Brody, Audrina, and Whitney, here are some things you’ve might have missed:

  • According to The New York Times‘ Ginia Bellafonte, Heidi Montag is a “feminist hero” this season, because she maneuvers “her way to a bigger position at the event-planning company where she orchestrates Nascar parties, and refusing to acquiesce to the demands of her fiancé, Spencer, that she get herself home on time.” Mmm, kay. Clearly Miss Bellafonte just caught her first episode of the show. [NY Times]
  • Lauren, Whitney, and Heidi all have clothing lines. Lauren showed her collection at LA Fashion Week. We think it’s expensive Forever 21. Whitney we expect better from. Heidi’s…well, would you take fashion lessons from a woman wearing this?
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    The Hills Preview: Oh My Gosh, We’re Gonna Die

    Check it out at MTV.com. Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Lindsay Lohan Taints Our Brody

  • We’re going to say this quickly and then we’re going to run to the bathroom to cry. Lindsay Lohan totally made out with Brody Jenner this weekend. Ugh. It’s not funny, Brody! [DListed]
  • By the looks of the tent dress Angelina wore to the SAGs, bitch is tots pregs! Everyone knows volume is out! [DListed]
  • It is so ON with Lauren Conrad and her highschool ex Stephen Colletti — the two were spotted at a hockey game this weekend. That’s, like, soooo 2004. [Perez Hilton]
  • Hulk Hogan’s divorce from wife Linda is getting fugly. The bleached blond twosome are going toe to toe over the Hulkster’s millions. Smackdown! {Perez Hilton]
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    Star Couplings: Lauren Conrad Snogs Stephen Colletti — Been There, Done That!

  • Lauren Conrad was busted swapping spit with her high school (not quite) boyfriend at a club in LA this weekend. This comes on the heels of news that her high school rival, Kristen Cavallari, might be joining The Hills next season — Lauren famously tried to steal Stephen from Kristin on Laguna Beach. We know we’re probably too old to be caring about this, but OMG, WE ARE SO EXCITED! [Us Weekly]
  • SNL-alum Jimmy Fallon married producer Nancy Juvoven in a small ceremony in the Caribbean this weekend. Juvoven and Drew Barrymore’s production company, Flower Films, was behind the Fallon/Barrymore romantic comedy Fever Pitch, a movie we loved but everyone else hated. [Us Weekly]
  • Despite reports saying she’s knocked up, Nicole Kidman says she is not pregnant with hubby Keith Urban’s baby (a rumor that has been circulating constantly since the two got married). This begs the question: does Botox cause infertility? [Us Weekly]
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    The Hills Finale: That Was It?!

    Catherine and I IM’d in a frenzy this morning about the snoozefest that was The Hills season finale (or wasssss it???) last night, so we’ll get to a recap in a second, but earlier in the day, TMZ reported that Heidi and Spencer (known in the blogosphere as “Speidi”) have called off their totally ridiculous engagement. They’re still together, but we’re hoping these two losers go the way of another broken engagement — Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. Sure enough, Heidi walked the “red carpet” solo and left before the live taping at LA club Area could begin (Lauren put the kibosh on Heidi actually attending the festivities). After the jump, Catherine and I exchange a totally disappointed IM about our favorite show on Earth. But on a positive note, we’re both obviously on Team Brody. Keep reading »

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