Love & Sex

I was born a tenacious optimist and will always loop back around to the hopeful side of things when given enough time, candy and purses. To prove my point, here are my top ten perks of premature death. READ MORE »


Ryan Lochte is gearing up for his new TV show on E!,”What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” (which should really just be called “Swim Bros”). The show is manufactured by Wee Media Giant Ryan Seacrest, who’s made a living exploiting the fameball desires of idiots (see also: Kardashians). Lochte’s been doing lots of media interviews to… READ MORE »


I wish I had known that the career of Professional Laugh Expert existed. If I had, I wouldn’t have wasted so much time figuring out what I wanted to do with my life. I would be at the top of my game right now, making YouTube laugh tutorials like Beth Agnew. Here she demonstrates the… READ MORE »