In an interview with Parade, Daniel Radcliffe, 20, talked about dating. He broke my heart when he said, “Girls my own age are not really an option…They have to be entertained more than older girls do.” [US Magazine] — Maybe if I explain to him that I’m not really like most girls his age, he’ll reconsider?

It’s soooo common to see young girls gettin’ it on with older dudes. But in the celebrity world, things often run in the other direction. Here’s a collection of Hollywood guys who think that women only get better with age. 

Even in these “Tough Economic Times,” guys are willing to pay a pretty penny for a skirt that shapes that ass just right. (More like 130,000 pennies, actually.) How else do you explain the quick selling out of Thom Browne’s man skirt on Gilt Groupe just the other day? Though it was marked down significantly from its usual $4,370 price point, $1,300 is still quite a lot to pay for a male pencil skirt.

We take this to mean that the Mirt is officially cool now. Though the man skirt has a long history, Marc Jacobs revived the Mirt’s popularity when he showed the sartorially questionable creation on his runway last spring. But we’re wondering which other men will catch on and show some gam. There are a few in particular who we totally wouldn’t mind seeing in a garment with such easy access…

Like Will Smith. Mother of god, that man looks good in anything. We’d probably prefer him naked, but he makes that printed skirt look damn fine.

Aww, Mel Gibson and Joaquin Phoenix are apparently uber-tight friends these days. The two met while shooting “Signs” in 2002, and now that both of them are official gossip rag jokes, their bromance has grown even steamier. Both men have fought alcohol problems, and they have the same “twisted sense of humor.” According to the tabloids, Joaquin spent a couple weeks at Mel’s Malibu estate before he made his announcement that he was embarking on an epic rap career. And when Mel’s wife filed for divorce, Joaq (can I call you Joaq, Joaq?) was the first person he called. It’s nice that they’ve found a support system in each other—weird, but kind of heartwarming. It inspired us to scrounge up other celebrity friendships that seem straight outta an alternate universe. [PopCrunch]

Anna Hansen

Lance Armstrong’s super sperm has impregnated the girlfriend no one knew he had! Anna Hansen is expecting the uni-balled cyclist’s child in June. The background on Hansen is sparse, but here’s what we found out. She’s 28 years old and grew up in Vail, Colorado. She got her degree in biology from the University of Colorado at Boulder and now works as a Program Manager and Recruiter for First Descents. The program provides whitewater kayaking and other outdoor adventure experiences to promote emotional, psychological, and physical healing for young adults with cancer. Hansen, who also is an avid outdoor sports lover, and Armstrong, 37, met through their charity work and have been quietly dating since July. Their child is the first one Armstrong has been able to conceive through plain ol’ bumping and grinding—his other children were conceived via in-vitro. [Scandalist]

Jennifer Lopez doesn’t trust Marc Anthony not to cheat on her while he’s off on tour, so she sends her assistant to look after him. Does she tell her assistant to smell his dick too? [DListed]