Ask me the question, “Hey, wanna roll around in tomato sauce?” and my answer would usually be a resounding “No.” But ask me, “Hey, wanna roll around in tomato sauce with a bunch of hot, shirtless Spanish guys?” and it’s a totally different story. Let’s just say that the scenery at yesterday’s annual La Tomatina…
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.