Youngest Kardashian-Jenner kid and teal-haired unicorn Kylie Jenner has dropped out of home school in order to focus on building her personal brand and making money, according to reports by Radar. This move was allegedly supported by Mom of The Year Kris Jenner, who firmly believes each of her babies is destined to be a star. Kylie, by the way, is, like, 17. She has maybe one year of home school left. Maybe even just half a semester. All she has to do is scrape by and get her diploma and then she’s free to do whatever it is her little heart desires! But, I can’t be mad at anybody with ambition, even if that ambition means they read a lot less books. Here’s what I’m thinking went through her head.
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It might be a wrap on the first weekend of Coachella, but we’re still getting over some of the random celebrities that decided to descend on Indio, California, for the Music and Arts Festival. To this group of celebs that seemed to stand out like a hand full of sore thumbs, we have three words for you: Just Say No-chella.
I feel weird coveting an outfit worn by the youngest member of the Kardashian/Jenner clan. Kylie Jenner is 16 years old and the cost of her outfit would cover my rent for at least two months (two months of rent in NYC equals, like, at least six months rent everywhere else). But after paying my rent this month, I have enough money left over to replicate this outfit with more affordable items and to pay my therapist for helping me analyze those aforementioned weird feelings. Deets after the jump! Keep reading »
The kombined Kardashian-Jenner klan is famous (“famous”) for lots of things (or, rather, one thing that has splintered off into lots of things): multiple revealing reality television shows, media ubiquity, 72-day marriages, explicit discussion and occasional tasting of bodily fluids, giving birth on camera … you get it. Not one of these things even begins to imply that they are known for any intellectual capacity or emotional sensitivity. Sure, they’re “smart,” in the same way someone like Miley Cyrus is smart — they know how to keep their names in the headlines. (Or their mother does, at least.)
So that’s why it’s depressing, but not at all surprising, that Kylie Jenner went ahead and stirred up some controversy of her own on the Twitters yesterday, posting an old photo of herself with a past hair color with the caption, “I miss my black hair I’m so bipolar :( .” :(, indeed, because girl, YOU ARE NOT BIPOLAR. I can’t even begin to describe the idiocy of this type of misuse of a word — changing your mind about something does not, I repeat, does not a bipolar person make. But hey, on the bright(er) side, at least she acknowledges that bipolar disorder exists, unlike her boyfriend Jaden Smith‘s family. Ain’t nothing Xenu can’t cure! (And no, they still have yet to pinpoint a medical term to describe whatever is amiss with Kris Jenner.) [Gossip Cop]
Kid’s only 14 years old, and is already a total scoundrel! Or do we just chalk this up to hormones? Jaden Smith has barely hit puberty but has mastered the art of two-timing and manipulating. We reported that he and Kylie Jenner were caught on a date at Nobu in London, but new details are coming out—chiefly that he pulled a sister switch, and his parents are furious!
“Jaden Smith has quit courting 17-year-old Kendall Jenner and has been spotted on cozy dates on two continents with her little sister,” reported National Enquirer, print edition March 18, 2013. Read more …