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Introducing The Kristen Stewart/Rupert Sanders Fence Photo Conspiracy Theory

Kristen Apologizes
K-Stew apologizes for cheating. Read More »
K-Stew Fence Photos
Rupert Sanders and Kristen Stewart against the fence. Read More »
Defending K-Stew
She did a bad, bad thing, but didn't we all at 22? Read More »
Conspiracy Theories
Are the fence photos real?

According to this conspiracy theory video, “sometimes what seems absurd to most people is the very truth.” You can watch the video and judge for yourself if you believe those now infamous photos of K-Stew and Rupert Sanders up against the fence are the “very truth.” While poorly made, this painstaking exploration of every minute discrepancy in the fence photos provides a compelling argument. If not compelling, at least fun to consider.

Was this whole cheating scandal a publicity stunt for the benefit of all careers involved or legit houghmagandy? You be the judge. [WOW]

Does James Franco Want To Add “Kristen Stewart’s Lover” To His Extensive Resume?

  • Uh oh. Does James Franco have his sights set on Kristen Stewart? “Sources” say he is “smitten.” They kinda make sense in a weird way… [Newser]
  • Fellow women-children (is that the plural of “woman-child“?), what is your favorite girly guilty pleasure? [Tres Sugar]
  • Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are not the first kind of boring couple to shock the world with their surprise nuptials — here are five others who did it first. [Your Tango]
  • Sexy celebrity bromances! [theBERRY] Keep reading »

Liberty Ross Battled Major Nerves Before Walking The Runway At NYFW

Kristen Apologizes
K-Stew apologizes for cheating. Read More »
Rupert Apologizes
Rupert Sanders and Kristen Stewart photo
"Snow White" director Rupert Sanders says he's sorry. Read More »

“To be honest I was totally terrified. I hadn’t actually been out of my house for seven weeks so I was really anxious. But it felt amazing.”

Liberty Ross, model and estranged wife of scumbag/dry-humping enthusiast Rupert Sanders, describes her mood before walking the runway of the Alexander Wang show at New York Fashion Week. We spotted Liberty looking fabulous on the “Lawless” red carpet a couple weeks ago, so that seven weeks stat isn’t quiiiite accurate, but still, getting back into the crazy world of runway shows after weathering a very public cheating scandal would definitely be stressful. Kudos to Liberty for strutting her stuff with confidence. [The Cut]

18 Celeb Fetishes

Kristen Stewart has a stinky little bedroom secret: she has an armpit licking fetish, otherwise known as maschalagnia. Right before news broke of her “fling” with Rupert Sanders, K-Stew told British Vogue’s Christa D’ Souza all about her kink. “My God, I’m so in love with my boyfriend. I wish he were here now. I think I want to have his babies. I love the way he smells. And him me. Like, he loves to lick under my armpits. I don’t get this obsession with washing the smell off. That smell of someone you love. Don’t you think it’s the whole point?” she said during an interview for the October issue of the magazine. Keep reading »

Kristen Stewart Is Still Wearing Robert Pattinson’s Sweaty Hat

Alright, it might be time for an intervention. While it’s totally normal, post-breakup, to wear an item of your ex’s clothing to keep them “close” to you, this really should not go on longer than a few weeks. It also shouldn’t really occur in public because it just seems like a sort of desperate attempt prove you’re dying to get back together. Seriously, Kristen, take off Robert’s Orioles hat (dude isn’t even from Baltimore, why is he such a fan?) and put it in a drawer — along with his Irie T-shirt – for safekeeping. Hopefully you’ll get back together after he gets over this cheating business and you can wear them again. Although, please, perhaps give them a thorough washing?

Robert Pattinson And Kristin Stewart Reunite … But Only For The “Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2″ Trailer

Trailer #1
Breaking Dawn
Less vampire sex, more epic battles. Read More »
Bad Lip Reading
"Twilight" is heartily improved by bad lip reading. Read More »
RIP Society
trampire tee shirt
Get your "Kristen Stewart is a trampire" shirt right here. Read More »
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"Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2

Everyone else is as sick of the “Twilight” movies as I am, right? We’re just ready for this long national nightmare to be over. A second “Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2″ trailer debuted last night at the MTV VMAs, revealing how the budget for creepy contact lenses in this second movie was through the roof.  And it’s weird to see Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart onscreen together after this summer of discontent. It’s going to be a long, uncomfortable autumn of movie promotion and frankly I’d love to put that behind us as well.

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