Youngest Kardashian-Jenner kid and teal-haired unicorn Kylie Jenner has dropped out of home school in order to focus on building her personal brand and making money, according to reports by Radar. This move was allegedly supported by Mom of The Year Kris Jenner, who firmly believes each of her babies is destined to be a star. Kylie, by the way, is, like, 17. She has maybe one year of home school left. Maybe even just half a semester. All she has to do is scrape by and get her diploma and then she’s free to do whatever it is her little heart desires! But, I can’t be mad at anybody with ambition, even if that ambition means they read a lot less books. Here’s what I’m thinking went through her head.
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Following today’s news that the world’s most famous Momager, Kris Jenner, will soon release a Kardashian cookbook, it left us wondering what else the family could possibly monetize? They’ve already created clothing lines, self tanner, fragrances, accessories, lingerie and have been the faces of diet drinks, alcohol, shoes, and even pads for slight bladder leakage. But there are still a few untapped markets left for the Kardashians to bust into. Here are ten products we’re shocked aren’t already Kardashian-sponsored, that totally should be.
“She didn’t mean harm, but when I was around nine I overheard my mom telling her friend I needed a nose job. I was shocked; I hadn’t even thought about it. I’ve grown into my face, but I’ve had makeup artists tell me, ‘You should get a nose job.’ I’m so happy that I never have. I’m proud for losing weight when I wanted to and I’ve never resorted to surgery. I’m not against it – one day I probably will but it would be on my terms.”
The parenting skills of Kris Jenner are unparalleled. This is Khloe Kardashian in Cosmopolitan revealing how Mama Kris had eyes on plastic surgery for her darling child at the ripe old age of nine. That’s nothing but adult “Mean Girls” behavior. I’m sorry, but fourth graders’ bodies aren’t even fully formed yet! There are a lot of (usually awkward) years before someone settles into their adult nose. And I think Khloe’s nose looks just fine! [US Weekly]