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Morning Quickies: Kim Kardashian Planned Her Own Marriage Proposal

Jessica WakemanJanuary 17, 2012 //

It was 72 whole days of wedded bliss! Read More »

Kris Wants To Annul

Kris Humphries has asked to annul his marriage to Kim K. Read More »

Kim's Wedding Bounty

What Kim should do with the $17.9 million she earned. Read More »

Kim's Dating Timeline

From Ray J to Reggie Bush to hubby Kris Humprhies. Read More »

Oh, damn: Kris Humphries says Kim Kardashian planned her own wedding proposal and was not surprised by how he popped the question whatsoever. Kris proposed to Kim during the middle of the day (for good lighting) in a room in her mansion while her show was filming (so her hair and makeup were done). He said he would have preferred to propose in Minnesota privately but that idea was shot down by Kim and show producers. [RadarOnline]
Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner are dunzo after two years together. Sources say that Brody wanted a “career” but Avril wanted him to trail around and support hers. [US Weekly]
The Situation is being sued by a clothing company called Serious Pimp for not adhering to a $25,000 deal to wear their undoubtedly classy tee shirts on “Jersey Shore” and promote them on Twitter. [NYmag.com The Cut]
Elisabetta Canalis — aka ex-girlfriend of George Clooney — is now dating Steve-O from “Jackass.” If you’re wondering about the downgrade, Steve-O is apparently now “sensitive” and “introspective” since becoming sober. Whatever works for you, Elisabetta. [Evil Beet Gossip] Keep reading »

Kris Humphries, Your Homophobia Is Showing

Ami AngelowiczJanuary 3, 2012 //

Kardashian Divorce

It was 72 whole days of wedded bliss! Read More »

Kim's Butt

Kris Humphries is supposedly claiming that Kim's booty is fake. Read More »

Kris Wants To Annul

Kris Humphries has asked to annul his marriage to Kim K. Read More »

It’s all starting to come together now. Why Kim Kardashian needed to get rid of Kris Humphries after only 72 days of marriage. On the latest episode of “Kourtney & Kim Take New York,” he seemed awfully concerned with Jonathan Cheban’s (Kim’s PR guy) sexual orientation. Like, suspiciously so. Could someone be questioning? Does someone have a secret candle stash? Equally charming is the part where we are forced to watch him chew with his mouth open while spewing his ignorance. Lovely. [Buzzfeed]

In Bombshell Interview, Kris Humphries Compellingly Breaks Silence About His Shocking Divorce From Kim Kardashian

Stefanie BlejecDecember 10, 2011 //

Kardashian Divorce

It was 72 whole days of wedded bliss! Read More »

Thanks, Editing Dept

Kris Humphries: the villian of the Kardashian divorce. Read More »

Kris Wants To Annul

Kris Humphries has asked to annul his marriage to Kim K. Read More »

Okay, not really. But maybe some day! Watch this video clip from Kris Humphries‘ appearance on “Good Morning America.” The reporter practically broke a bone in his attempt to steer the conversation back to Kim K. every five seconds. Kris — obviously coached beforehand — managed to deflect all of his attempts marvellously, only going as far as to say, “Certain things happen in life and you gotta move forward.” Good for you, Kris. It’s not as though I care about you or your career in the least, but it’ll be a holiday miracle if the divorce hubbub dies down, and I appreciate your effort! [DListed]

Evening Quickies: Kris Humphries Wants An Annulment

Jessica WakemanNovember 30, 2011 //

Kardashian Divorce

It was 72 whole days of wedded bliss! Read More »

Kim's Wedding Bounty

What Kim should do with the $17.9 million she earned. Read More »

Kim's Registry

Including a $730 ice bucket! 11 Photos »

Kris Humphries has responded to Kim Kardashian’s divorce filing by requesting a legal separation that will allegedly ultimately lead to him seeking an annulment. Apparently an annulment rather than a divorce means Kris is not going to squabble over Kim’s money — not that he would get any from their prenup, anyway. [People, Us Weekly]
Lea Michele and Taylor Swift have both auditioned for the coveted role of Eponine in the “Les Miserables” musical remake. Sorry, Tay-Tay but Lea Michele has the singing chops for this Broadway remake! (And if you don’t believe me, watch this.) But I’ll give her this: Taylor definitely has more of the waifish lovesick French girl look. Oh, and Scarlett Johannson and Evan Rachel Wood are also in the running, but bitches, please. [New York Post]
Christopher Meloni might be headed to “True Blood” next season. [TVline]
The band Hanson is launching their own beer. [The Star]
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Kris Humphries Gets Villianous New Makeover In Kim Kardashian Divorce

Jessica WakemanNovember 22, 2011 //

Kardashian Divorce

After 72 days, Kim Kardashian is divorcing Kris Humphries. Read More »

Kim's Dress Knockoffs

You can buy a knockoff of Kim's wedding dress at David's Bridal. Read More »

Kim's Wedding Bounty

What Kim should do with the $17.9 million she earned. Read More »

Kim's Dating Timeline

From Ray J to Reggie Bush to hubby Kris Humprhies. Read More »

Imagine, for a moment, you are Kim Kardashian’s PR team. The past few weeks of your life have not been easy; your client has been publicly derided for having an excessively fancy wedding during the middle of a recession and even more derided for divorcing just 72 days later. To make matters worse, her mom is going on any talk show that will have her and saying stuff like Kim didn’t “make a dime” off her wedding. Even people who are Kardashian fans are wrinkling their noses at the stink.

So what would you do if you were Kim K’s poor, beleaguered PR team? Why, you’d make Kris Humphries the villian, posthaste. Enter Us Weekly‘s cover article calling Kris the “HUSBAND FROM HELL” and claiming he “belittled [Kim] in front of people” and called her “stupid” and “fat.” Keep reading »

Kim Kardashian’s Butt Gets Dragged Into The Divorce

Stefanie BlejecNovember 11, 2011 //

Kardashian Divorce

It was 72 whole days of wedded bliss! Read More »

Famous Butts

Celebs who are famous for their booties. 9 Photos »

Kim's Dating Timeline

From Ray J to Reggie Bush to hubby Kris Humprhies. Read More »

The Pippa Buttlift

The "Pippa Middleton buttlift" is all the rage. Read More »

To add to the tornado of gossip that Kim Kardashian‘s divorce has ushered in, there are now claims that her soon-to-be-ex-husband Kris Humphries has “evidence” that Kim pads her famous butt! Dun, dun, duuuun! The “evidence” is reportedly a pic or a vid on his cell phone, says The National Enquirer. If only we could see her unclothed bottom and judge for ourselves, because it’s not as though Kim runs around in string bikinis or poses nude for Playboy. Keep reading »

You Can Still Buy Kim Kardashian A Wedding Gift!

Julie GersteinNovember 9, 2011 //

Kim's Wedding Bounty

What Kim should do with the $17.9 million she earned. Read More »

Kim's Registry

Including a $730 ice bucket! 11 Photos »

Kim's Dating Timeline

From Ray J to Reggie Bush to hubby Kris Humprhies. Read More »

I know, I know! You were thinking: “What do I get for the bride who got $17 million to get married and who announced she’s getting divorced only 72 days after the wedding?” Well, luckily Kris Humphries’ and Kim Kardashian’s wedding registry still has quite a few items left on it, worth around $172,000. If we all chip in, maybe we can get her a crockpot? After the jump, some of the more ridiculous items still left on her list. Keep reading »

7 Celebrity Duos Who’ve Tried Couples Therapy

The FriskyNovember 7, 2011 //

Kim's Wedding Bounty

What Kim should do with the $17.9 million she earned. Read More »

Celeb Brides In Vera Wang

Kim Kardashian and 15 other celeb brides who wore Vera Wang. Read More »

Kardashian Divorce

It was 72 whole days of wedded bliss! Read More »

Celebs On Divorce

Famous women talk about the pain of divorce. 9 Photos »

kim kardashian and kris humphries couples counseling

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In a last ditch effort to make their marriage seem like it was a real thing, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are seeking counseling. Sources say their union is “up in the air” after Kim flew to Minnesota to meet with Kris’ pastor, Joel Johnson. After a four-hour come-to-Jesus session (literally), they admitted that there is a lot wrong with their relationship. How brave of them, but aren’t these the kind of counseling sessions that usually take place before the wedding? Either way, I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall, if, in fact, this session actually happened. We won’t be holding our breath for a reconciliation. If Kim and Kris are representative of the rest of celebrity couples who’ve sought counseling, this is just the beginning of the end for them. Or the end of the end, considering they’ve already split. Click through to find out the fate of other famous lovers who (supposedly) ended up on the couch. [TMZ]

Kim Kardashian’s Divorce Skewered On “Saturday Night Live”

Amelia McDonell-ParryNovember 7, 2011 //

Kim's Wedding Bounty

What Kim should do with the $17.9 million she earned. Read More »

Kardashian Divorce

It was 72 whole days of wedded bliss! Read More »

Kim's Registry

Including a $730 ice bucket! 11 Photos »

Besides having a mad crush on host Charlie Day, part of the reason I was so psyched for this weekend’s “Saturday Night Live” was I couldn’t wait to see how the show handled Kim Kardashian’s divorce announcement. And I was not disappointed. The show did not hold back in its takedown of Kim’s 72-day marriage in an “ad” for E!’s “Kim’s Fairytale Divorce.” From “Kim,” “Kourtney,” and “Khloe”‘s monotone Hollywood whine to Bruce Jenner’s overdone facelift to Kris Jenner’s desperate desire to be seen as one of the sisters, the skit was almost — almost — too mean. And then there was Kris Humphries’ … well … you’ll see. Just watch!

Morning Quickies: Khloe Gave Kim’s Marriage “Six Effing Months”

Jessica WakemanNovember 3, 2011 //

Kardashian Divorce

It was 72 whole days of wedded bliss! Read More »

Kim's Wedding Bounty

What Kim should do with the $17.9 million she earned. Read More »

Khloe Loves Lamar

Khloe "found herself" when she met hubby Lamar Odom. Read More »

Kathie Lee Gifford revealed on air that Khloe Kardashian walked past her at Kim’s wedding and said “I give it six f**king months.” What a lovely sentiment to share on your sister’s wedding day! [AOL TV]
Jessica Biel auditioned for “The Notebook” while filming “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” with Ryan Gosling while covered in blood. [PopSugar]
Just because she’s preggo doesn’t mean Beyoncé will stop wearing crazy-ass heels. [Celebitchy]
Elisabetta Canalis is now boinking Mehcad Brooks from “True Blood.” Clooney and Mehcad Brooks? What’s your secret, woman?! [US Weekly] Keep reading »