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10 Things We’re Shocked The Kardashians Don’t Already Promote, But Should

Following today’s news that the world’s most famous Momager, Kris Jenner, will soon release a Kardashian cookbook, it left us wondering what else the family could possibly monetize? They’ve already created clothing lines, self tanner, fragrances, accessories, lingerie and have been the faces of diet drinks, alcohol, shoes, and even pads for slight bladder leakage. But there are still a few untapped markets left for the Kardashians to bust into. Here are ten products we’re shocked aren’t already Kardashian-sponsored, that totally should be.

9-Year-Old Khloe Kardashian Overheard Her Mom Saying She Needed A Nose Job

“She didn’t mean harm, but when I was around nine I overheard my mom telling her friend I needed a nose job. I was shocked; I hadn’t even thought about it. I’ve grown into my face, but I’ve had makeup artists tell me, ‘You should get a nose job.’ I’m so happy that I never have. I’m proud for losing weight when I wanted to and I’ve never resorted to surgery. I’m not against it – one day I probably will but it would be on my terms.”

The parenting skills of Kris Jenner are unparalleled. This is Khloe Kardashian in Cosmopolitan revealing how Mama Kris had eyes on plastic surgery for her darling child at the ripe old age of nine. That’s nothing but adult “Mean Girls” behavior.  I’m sorry, but fourth graders’ bodies aren’t even fully formed yet! There are a lot of (usually awkward) years before someone settles into their adult nose. And I think Khloe’s nose looks just fine! [US Weekly]

The Kardashian Family Khristmas Kard Is A Katastrophe

Each year, the Kardashians release to the world their family Christmas card. Last year’s card, as you might remember, featured Kim’s poor dead kitten Mercy in a box. This year’s Christmas card, shot by famed photographer David LaChapelle, features poor beleaguered father figure Bruce Jenner — who recently split from matriarch Kris Jenner — in a tube. Meanwhile, the rest of the family dicks — Rob Kardashian, Scott Disick, Lamar Odom and Kanye West — are missing. (Little Mason and Penelope, Kourtney’s kids, are there, but North West is not.) And the Kardashian ladies? Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris, Kylie and Kendall all look interchangeable until you zoom in. WHO ZOOMS IN ON A CHRISTMAS CARD? Anyway, I don’t know about you, but I think the image of Kim standing on top of a pile of money really captures the holiday spirit. Closeups after the jump. [via Jezebel] Keep reading »

Nothing Says “Freedom” Quite Like Bruce Jenner’s Ponytail

Bruce Jenner's ponytail

Free man Bruce Jenner can do whatever he wants now that he’s no longer the human property of Pimp Mama Kris. He can spend all day flying model helicopters! He can install a putting green in his backyard! He can play golf with Angie Everhart! But more than all of these things, Bruce can finally, finally grow that pathetic baby ponytail he’s always wanted, and I must say, it’s coming in beautifully. This, friends, is what freedom looks like. He wears it well. [Photo: Splash News]

7 Scary Campfire Stories With Pop Culture Twists

Scary Stories For Halloween

What would Halloween be without scary campfire stories? It’s the best time of year to get bundled up, binge on s’mores, and try to scare the shit out of your friends with creepy tales of ghosts, demons, serial killers, monsters, and ax murderers. We thought it was time to give these classic tales a pop culture twist, because really, what’s scarier than Hollywood? Here’s how it works: use whatever standard scary story intro you want (dark and stormy night, friends doing a séance, creepy cabin sleepover, haunted bathroom mirror, etc), and then sub in one of these celebrity-inspired punchlines for the big, gasp-worthy finish: Keep reading »

It’s Over! Kris Jenner & Bruce Jenner Have Separated

  • Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner have separated after 22 years of marriage, with Kris confirming to US Weekly that the Kardashian Klan’s parents have been living apart for a year. The Jenners have no plans to file for divorce right now, Kris said, but “are no longer a couple.” Well, we only saw this one coming from a mile away. [US Weekly]
  • Meanwhile, Kris already is moving on to Jason Trawick, ex-fiancé of none other than Miss Britney Spears. [ONTD]
  • Lea Michele has given her first interview since the death of boyfriend and “Glee” co-star Cory Monteith. [Perez Hilton]
  • Former Disney actor and “Rizzoli & Isles” star Lee Thompson Young suffered from bipolar disorder before he committed suicide in August, according to the coroner’s report. [New York Daily News]
  • Starbucks is giving away one free coffee to anyone who purchases a beverage for someone else in the hopes it will discourage folks to act like those nincompoop babies in Congress. [NBC Chicago] Keep reading »

Kris Jenner Says Khloe Kardashian Is “Very Strong” During Turmoil With Lamar Odom

  • Kris Jenner has commented on Khloe Kardashian’s marriage drama with Lamar Odom, telling E! News that her daughter “is resilient but she’s very strong.” She continued:  ”She’s very sensitive and she loves really hard and she feels with all of her soul, but she also has the ability to put that game face on and go out there in the world and do what she needs to do.” “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” will address the couple’s marriage difficulties in its next episode because lord knows there’s nothing they won’t exploit for ratings. [People]
  • Here’s “Vampire Diaries” actress Nina Dobrev going topless to show her support for Obamacare. I’m sure Barack appreciates it. [Us Weekly]
  • There are reports that a man set himself on fire at the National Mall in Washington, DC. [Business Insider] Keep reading »

Kris Jenner’s Talk Show, “Kris,” Has Allegedly Been Kancelled

It's North West!
North West Makes Her Debut On Kris Jenner’s Talk Show
Kim and Kanye's baby daughter made her (picture) debut on "Kris." Read More »
Kanye Talks Fatherhood
Kanye West Talks Fatherhood On "Kris"
Kanye West bared his brand, I mean SOUL on Kris Jenner's talk show. Read More »
Kris Jenner's Talk Show
Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian
Kris Jenner will debut pictures of Kim's baby on her new talk show. Read More »

Khloe Kardashian Should Ignore Her Mom & Leave Lamar If He’s Really Cheating

There’s nothing like having your mom in your corner when your marriage is in crisis. Right, Khloe? Yeah, Momager’s got her girl’s back … just so long as Khloe stays married. Can you believe it? Apparently Kris Jenner wants Khloe to work things out with Lamar. So he cheated on Khloe. He’s got issues, poor thing. Stand by your man and all that crap.

Sheesh, was Kris the kind of mom to make her kids finish everything on their plates, too? Read more at The Stir…

Kanye West Talks Fatherhood On “Kris”

Kanye West Talks Fatherhood On "Kris"
They Like Each Other! They Swear!
Introducing North West!
North West Makes Her Debut On Kris Jenner’s Talk Show
Kanye showed the first pic of he and Kim's baby girl on "Kris." Read More »

Kanye West appeared on Kris Jenner’s new talk show, “Kris,” this morning and gave the world its first look at daughter North — finally, amiright? But far more interesting to me was the odd rapport between Kanye and his maybe-someday future-mother-in-law, who the tabloids have long suggested don’t get along. Now Kanye, Kim and Nori (as she’s called) are living under Jenner’s roof and things are, they promise, just hunky dory! My favorite part of the hour-long interview was the how-fuck-ness of Kanye going on and on about how much he hates the paparazzi, while Kris nods her head all understanding-like, even though she is the biggest damn fame pimp Hollywood ever did see. Best quote? At the tail end of discussing how their families, aka brands, have merged Kanye says: “There’s only one brand now and it’s family.” Aww?

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