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12 Super-Short Hollywood Marriages

Well, the love story of Kim Kardashian and, uh, that one guy whose name we barely bothered to remember, has come to a conclusion. Kardashian is filing for divorce, allegedly because her basketball playing husband, Kris Humphries, wanted to live in Minnesota, while she, of course, cannot imagine leaving the paparazzi-filled streets of Hollywood. Kardashian released a statement, saying:

After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage. I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.

Indeed, it probably wasn’t in the plan to end their marriage quite this soon, but Kim luckily has nearly $18 million in crisp dollar bills she made off the wedding to mop up her tears. (Unless, of course, she actually decides to follow any of our suggestions and donates her bounty to a good cause.)

Married for only 72 days, Kim’s (second!) marriage joins a long line of short celeb marriages. Keep clicking to see some of the other speedy celebrity marriages that met an early demise.

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10 Things Kim Kardashian And Kris Humphries Should Do With Their Wedding Bounty

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After 72 days, Kim Kardashian is divorcing Kris Humphries. Read More »
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From Ray J to Reggie Bush to hubby Kris Humprhies. Read More »
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Upon discovering that Kim Kardashian’s 72 day marriage to Kris Humphries was ending, our first concern was the incredible fortune they amassed during their brief union . There’s the $17.9 million they raked in for their televised, fairy tale extravaganza, the $2.5 million People allegedly shilled out for exclusive photo rights, and, of course, their Gearys Beverly Hills registry, which included a $7,850 vase and a $730 ice bucket, to name a few of the ridiculous items. We don’t know the exact dollar amount they made off with … but it was a lot. (And apparently Kim has sold her divorce story to People for an as yet undisclosed sum!) After the jump, our suggestions for what the couple should do with their spoils. We’re sure their lawyers will disagree. Keep reading »

Kim Kardashian To File For Divorce?

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From Ray J to Reggie Bush to hubby Kris Humprhies. Read More »
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UPDATE: Ryan Seacrest, who is a producer on “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” (conveeeeeeniently), confirms that Kim is filing for divorce and will be giving him a statement shortly. 

In a move that should come as a surprise to no one, Kim Kardashian is allegedly filing for divorce from her husband Kris Humphries — after only 72 days of marriage. Kim and Kris, whose alliterative names should have surely kept them together, seem to have lost their burgeoning passion and were spotted fighting over the weekend. Kim has already allegedly hired a new PR person to handle the flak.

So, what could have torn these two lovebirds apart? Was it the height difference? Or was it the rumor that Kris wasn’t actually Kim’s first choice to play her husband/love interest/mancessory on “Keeping Up With the Kardashians”? It’s a sad day when a loveless $10 million wedding can’t even keep a faux couple together. [TMZ]

Kris Humphries And Ray J: Their Imagined Conversation On An Airplane

Now this is majorly awkies. A week after Kris Humphries tied the knot with Kim Kardashian, he ended up a flight from Los Angeles to New Orleans on Sunday with none other than Ray J, Kim’s ex. More specifically, the ex with whom she recorded the sex tape which made her famous and that an anonymous bidder purchased this week so that it would no longer be available online. As Page Six reports, the two guys ended up across the aisle from each other in first class. After a few minutes of silence, Kris moved to another seat. A few minutes later, Ray J walked up to him and congratulated him on his recent nuptials.

After the jump, we imagine how this conversation went. Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Kris Humphries’ Family “Looked Appalled” At Wedding

  • Gossips say Kris Humphries’ family “looked appalled” at his wedding to Kim Kardashian because there were television cameras — and rhinestones! — everywhere. [Us Weekly]
  • Also, Humphries has a new nickname from his friends: “Kate Middleton.” Because he married into American royalty, you know. [NY Post]
  • Students at an advertising school in Atlanta have asked Don Draper of “Mad Men” — yes, the fictional character — to deliver their commencement address. [TIME]
  • The 20 most ridiculous explanations for yesterday’s East Coast earthquake. I’m going with End Times. [BuzzFeed]

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Kim Kardashian’s People Magazine Cover Revealed!

But where is Gulliver, I mean, where is Kim‘s new husband Kris Humphries? Is People trying to give the impression that he doesn’t matter?! [People] Keep reading »

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: Kim Kardashian’s Wedding

In the 48 hours since Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries tied the knot in Montecito, California, we’ve been getting a pretty continuous stream of details of what went down at the nuptials. After the jump, the good, the bad, and the WTF of the biggest reality television wedding of the summer. Sorry, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo. Keep reading »

First Look: Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Wedding!


Did you hear? Kim Kardashian got married this weekend! Who knew?! Crazy right? How did she and new husband Kris Humphries keep their nuptials so top secret?? I kid. The Kardashians don’t do anything quietly, least of all something normally sort of private like getting married, which is why Kim stands to profit in the millions for walking down the aisle. More on that later. But part of that money making scheme involves a wedding special that will air on E! in October — but the network released a sneak peak at what went down this weekend, including a glimpse at Kim’s Vera Wang wedding dress. You’ll get the full view when exclusive photos — of course — run in People this week. And now I shall return to rolling pennies, petting my dog, and wondering if I’ll die alone and childless. Keep reading »

A History Of Kim Kardashian’s Famous Ex-Boyfriends

Kim Kardashian has found true love with her fiancé Kris Humphries, but this isn’t the first time down the aisle — and it is far from her first relationship with somebody famous. Here is a rundown of Kim’s notable boyfriends, including some you totally forgot she was with.

Kim was married to music producer Damon Thomas for four years. Their relationship ended in divorce in 2004, and Kim alleged he was an abusive husband.

She moved on from the divorce with Nick Lachey. Yes, that Nick Lachey! They only dated for a few months, however. Read more… Keep reading »

Kim Kardashian Got Married!

I know, right? Finally. After what feels like absolute eons of engagement ring talk, wedding invitation judging, bridal registry complaints, and just plain waiting on pins and needles, Kim Kardashian is officially a married gal. Stop what you’re doing and grab a glass of champagne or some PCP or whatever it is you kids do nowadays and celebrate!

We don’t have any pictures yet – the pictures were sold to People, who will be publishing them in next Friday’s issue – but trust me, as soon as we see any hint of them, you’ll know. We’re krazy for Kardashians! Well, not really, but you know I had to do that.

Ok, if you can’t manage to wait any longer to hear some wedding details, then you just calm your heart, because boy, do I have a good few. Read more… Keep reading »

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