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Proof That The Kardashians Really Like To Play With Body Fluids

Raise your hand if you were surprised that Kim Kardashian got a facial from her own blood. Grossed out? Yes. Surprised? No. Because Kim’s syringe-wielding skincare routine was just the latest example in a Kardashian family past time: playing with their own body fluids. This family will have none of your conventions of “taste” or “hygiene.” Strap on your latex gloves and join me for a stroll down memory lane.

Scott Disick Talks To Haute Living About His Exhausting Daily Routine

Scott Was A Model!
He appeared on the cover of these young adult horse books. Read More »
Scott On Kourtney
Her design sense is out of "Beetlejuice." Read More »
All Hail Lord Disick
Complete with a vanity cane. Read More »

What do you guys know about Scott Disick? I know that he is the most fascinating and, scarily enough, often the most logical specimen on “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” or any variation or spin-off thereof. I know that he refers to himself by the moniker of “Lord Disick,” a title he bought online. I know that a sophisticated older French girl I went to prep school with who never wore deodorant hung out with him at a club in the Hamptons (The Elm, if you must know), where he bragged about how he was using Kourtney for her money and didn’t give a shit about her and slept with other girls all the time. Which, like, I find so hard to believe. “Sentimental Scott” Disick? No way.

Anyway, I saw the greatest “Kourtney and Kim Take Miami” episode the other night, where Kourtney is pissed off because Scott is hanging out with all these lesbians, and then Kourtney squirts breast milk on Kim’s psoriasis. This really got me to thinking about what Scott actually does with his life. Who is he really, and where did he come from? I found myself needing answers that I couldn’t find on any Wikipedia page. Fortunately for me, Scott did a recent interview in Haute Living magazine (I’ve never read that magazine but I know that I hate it) where he dished on style, skincare, and “Seinfeld.” Here are a few things I learned… Keep reading »

Watch Kourtney Kardashian Squirt Breast Milk On Kim’s Psoriasis!

Excuse Me, What?

There must be a subgenre of porn for this right? On last night’s episode of “Kourtney & Kim Take Miami,” Kim took to the interwebs to find a remedy for her psoriasis. (Does Kanye know she has psoriasis? I thought he insisted on her being flawless?) Turns out, applying breast milk to the skin is a popular home remedy. So obviously, still-nursing sister Kourtney whipped her tit out and super-soaked away.

Kim's Pregnancy Essentials
She's going to need this stuff. Read More »
Kourtney Gives Birth
Watch her pull a baby out of her vagina! Or don't. Your choice. Read More »
The Church Of Kardashian
New York's piece on Kim Kardashian wades deep in shallow water. Read More »

Style Inspiration: Miami Right Now

The new season of “Kourtney & Kim Take Miami” premieres this weekend, which means I’ll be sitting inside my cold NYC apartment suffering from serious location envy. But even if I — and you — can’t fit in a jaunt to the southern Florida hot spot, doesn’t mean we can’t take some style cues from the city for which I’m sure the world “sultry” was invented. Think bright colors and lots of white, sequins and cutouts, extreme lengths — maxi or mini — and sandals and wedges that can be paired with anything. Now, if only the weather would warm up around these parts… Keep reading »

Scott Disick’s Secret Modeling Past, Revealed

Dating A Douche?
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All Hail Lord Disick
Complete with a vanity cane. Read More »
Scott On Kourtney
Her design sense is out of "Beetlejuice." Read More »

I have a bizarre limerence for Scott Disick, the vaguely threatening, Patrick Bateman-esque father of Kourtney Kardashian‘s children. Maybe it’s because I’m from New England, but Disick’s combination of slick, preppy rich-boy style, unapologetic dogmatism, and self-reverential charm is exactly what I look for in someone to both lust after and loathe. What I didn’t realize, however, is that I’ve actually been crushing on Scott for ten years. Say whaaaaat. Keep reading »

That’s A Lot Of Look: Kourtney Kardashian Channels Cruella DeVille

Kourtney's Lace-Up Sandals
Are knee-high gladiators, like, so 2001? Read More »
Scott On Kourtney
Her design sense is out of "Beetlejuice." Read More »
Love It Or Leave It: Kourtney
Escape To Total Rewards At Hollywood & Highland Center
What do you think of her bizarre froof? Read More »
Advice For Kourtney
Kourtney needs some help in the bra-shopping department. Read More »

Kourtney Kardashian doesn’t want you to think that motherhood has made her soft, which is probably why she wore this fur coat and sunglasses ensemble to the airport. She looks downright intimidating here — but on the real, I’m loving the dude in the leather pants and striped shirt behind her. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

Love It Or Leave It: Kourtney Kardashian’s Miami Muu Muu

Kourtney's Lace-Up Sandals
Are knee-high gladiators, like, so 2001? Read More »
Scott On Kourtney
Her design sense is out of "Beetlejuice." Read More »
Love It Or Leave It?
Escape To Total Rewards At Hollywood & Highland Center
What do you think of her bizarre froof? Read More »
Advice For Kourtney
Kourtney needs some help in the bra-shopping department. Read More »

Of all the Kardashians (and there are like, 5,000), Kourtney seems to have the best style. But this Mara Hoffman muu muu? Well, the jury’s out. She tends to have good taste, but then again, she did have two kids with Human Tan Towel Scott Disick. So should we trust her muu muu judgement? Hmmm…

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Style Stealer: Kourtney Kardashian In Black And White

Kourtney Kardashian has definitely made some fashion missteps, as any Kardashian sister is wont to do, but I really love this outfit she wore out in London recently. The floaty white swing dress gets a dose of edginess from a cropped blazer and all black accessories. Want to snag the look for yourself? I found all the pieces to recreate it–shopping details after the jump! Keep reading »

Kourtney's Lace-Up Sandals
Are knee-high gladiators, like, so 2001? Read More »
Kourtney Gives Birth
Watch her pull a baby out of her vagina! Or don't. Your choice. Read More »
Look for Less: Booties
Get these Isabel Marant studded booties for cheap! Read More »

Kourtney, Kim, And Khloe Are Looking Extra Kreepy For Khroma Beauty

Stop It Right Now, Kim
These aliens have a pretty weird fashion sense, too. Read More »
Kim's Kitten Mercy
Your chick, she so thirsty. Read More »

Are you in the mood to buy some makeup? How about some makeup sold by shapeshifting aliens bearing a vague but bizarre resemblance to the Kardashian sisters? Well, now you can! Or soon, I guess. But seriously, they usually at least do a pretty good approximation of humans. Not this time, my friends. Not this time. [Celebuzz]

Love It Or Leave It: Kourtney Kardashian’s Knee-High Gladiator Sandals

Kourtney Gives Birth
Watch her pull a baby out of her vagina! Or don't. Your choice. Read More »
Love It Or Leave It: Kourtney
Escape To Total Rewards At Hollywood & Highland Center
What do you think of her bizarre froof? Read More »

New mom Kourtney Kardashian was spotted in Miami this week wearing a fabulous printed mini dress, retro sunglasses, and a pair of gold knee-high gladiator sandals. I’m totally feeling the wild choice of footwear, especially (or maybe only) for a day out in Miami, but they’re definitely a lot of look. What do you guys think? Are Kourtney’s sandals a perfectly bold style for a boldly stylish city, or just too much? [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

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