Posts tagged "kourtney kardashian"

Over 3 Million Homeless In America, But The Kardashians Get $100 Million For 4 More Years On E!

Just in case you hadn't Kept Up with the Kardashians, fear not, the second worst Klan in American history just signed a record-breaking deal with E! to bring you four more years of Kardashian khaos for a kool $100 million. The deal, which was ostensibly negotiated by Kris Jenner threatening to show her boobs o…
By: Beejoli Shah / February 26, 2015

Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick Welcome Baby #3

On her son Mason's 5th birthday, Kourtney Kardashian gave him what will either be the greatest gift or biggest resentment -- a baby brother! She and Scott Disick welcomed their third child on Sunday. The name has not yet been disclosed. [People] Judy Blume, who taught me how to masturbate and made me…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 15, 2014

Kourtney Kardashian Had Her (Second) Baby Shower At IHOP, Is My Hero

Kourtney Kardashian had a fancy "Breakfast At Tiffany"’s-themed baby shower last week for her third baby with hot asshole Scott Disick (I mean that in a nice way, congrats to the dad-to-be!), but that’s incredibly boring, so she followed it up with a pajama party at IHOP.
By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / November 17, 2014

Kourtney Kardashian Once Again Makes Pregnancy Look Flawless & Adorable

I have an ongoing obsession with Kourtney's pregnancy style. Maybe it's because I'm petite/curvy like her and like her fashion ideas for my body type, or maybe it's just because she has super duper expensive clothes and thus looks way more chic than your average reality TV star.
By: Claire Hannum / November 8, 2014

Kourtney Kardashian’s Most Glowing Maternity Looks

As much as I detest the narcissistic mega-empire that the Kardashian sisters stand for, I can't help but admire their style. While Kim's high fashion look is objectively the most chic, I love Kourtney's feminine and bubbly sartorial tastes -- especially her maternity style. I've…
By: Claire Hannum / October 28, 2014

8 Couples Who Should Be In Kate Middleton’s (And Prince William’s) Lamaze Class

I'd imagine Kate Middleton had to take some fancy pants lamaze class, complete with a midwife who tells her how to "breathe like a lady," before she had Prince George. Now that royal baby number two is on the way, the Dutchess probably has to do it all over again, cooped up in Kensington Palace…
By: Katie Oldenburg / October 6, 2014

10 Things We’re Shocked The Kardashians Don’t Already Promote, But Should

Following today's news that the world's most famous Momager, Kris Jenner, will soon release a Kardashian cookbook, it left us wondering what else the family could possibly monetize? They've already created clothing lines, self tanner, fragrances, accessories, lingerie and have been the faces of diet drinks, alcohol,…
By: Katie Oldenburg / July 22, 2014

Hamptonites Instructed To Kall The Kops On The Kardashians

Khloe and Kourtney Kardashians were kaught filming on a Amagansett beach without a permit. Now huffy Hamptonites have told residents to call police and report if they see the family film on public beaches. [Page Six] Gary Oldman apologized last night for hi…
By: Jessica Wakeman / June 25, 2014

Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant With Baby Number Three

They're multiplying! Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are expecting their third child — er, khild? — together. The couple already have a four-year-old, Mason, and two-year-old, Penelope. Mazel tov! [US Weekly] The videographer who released the video of a teenaged Justi…
By: Jessica Wakeman / June 4, 2014

Style Stealer: Kourtney Kardashian’s Leather-Topped Midi Skirt

Kourtney Kardashian was in Paris all last week in preparation for sister Kim's ridiculously extravagant wedding celebrations, but I would call this outfit decidedly American in style. The combination of a sweet and girly retro midi skirt with a black leather jacket and badass pumps is very Sandy from "Grease," both pre- and post-makeover. Get…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 26, 2014

Style Stealer: Kourtney Kardashian Shows Her Stripes

I could easily write a 10,000 word analysis of the different signature styles of each of the Kardashian sisters (is that sad? That's sad, huh?), but for now, let me just say that of the three older sisters, Kourtney Kardashian has the realest style. What do I mean by that? Well, compared to…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / March 13, 2014

The Kardashian Family Khristmas Kard Is A Katastrophe

Each year, the Kardashians release to the world their family Christmas card. Last year's card, as you might remember, featured Kim's poor dead kitten Mercy in a box. This year's Christmas card, shot by famed photographer David LaChapelle, features poor beleaguered father figure Bruce Jenner -- who recently…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 2, 2013

Love It Or Leave It: Kourtney Kardashian’s Boots And Cutoffs Combo

Here's Kourtney K filming a scene for "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" in an outfit that's, well, a bit konfusing. It's very "Rihanna on the way to the club" from the waist down and very "rich suburban mom grabbing a salad at Whole Foods" from the waist up. Despite the confusion, I actually like thi…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 14, 2013

Kourtney Kardashian Calls Scott Disick Out For Borrowing Her Makeup

Cover boy, Lord, American Psycho — Scott Disick is a man of many wonders. He is almost single-handedly responsible for everything Good and Hilarious to happen on all things "Kardashian" as of late insofar as he is uncompromisingly ridiculous and it brings me pure joy. In the latest episode of "Kourtney &am…
By: Rachel Krause / April 9, 2013

Ford India Ads Show Kardashians & Other Women Bound, Gagged & Locked In Car Trunks

Looking at pictures of women with cartoonishly large breasts, bound and gagged in the backseat of the trunk of a car, you might think you're looking at bondage porn. But no, you would be looking at someone's idea of "advertising" for the Ford Motor Company. The tagline? "Leave Your Worries Behind."…
By: Jessica Wakeman / March 25, 2013

A Play-By-Play Of The Kardashian Sisters’ Vagina Off

The Kardashians have graduated from bodily fluids to bodily scents. On last night's episode of the "Kourtney and Kim Take Miami," Khloe sniffed Kim and Kourtney's koochies to see which one smelled better. I believe you would call this a vagina off. It's like a dance off, but with krotches. The Kardashian vagina off…
By: Ami Angelowicz / March 19, 2013

Proof That The Kardashians Really Like To Play With Body Fluids

Raise your hand if you were surprised that Kim Kardashian got a facial from her own blood. Grossed out? Yes. Surprised? No. Because Kim's syringe-wielding skincare routine was just the latest example in a Kardashian family past time: playing with their own body fluids. This family will have none of your conventions of…
By: Jessica Wakeman / March 13, 2013

Scott Disick Talks To Haute Living About His Exhausting Daily Routine

What do you guys know about Scott Disick? I know that he is the most fascinating and, scarily enough, often the most logical specimen on "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" or any variation or spin-off thereof. I know that he refers to himself by the moniker of "Lord Disick," a title he bought online.
By: Rachel Krause / January 30, 2013

Watch Kourtney Kardashian Squirt Breast Milk On Kim’s Psoriasis!

There must be a subgenre of porn for this right? On last night's episode of "Kourtney & Kim Take Miami," Kim took to the interwebs to find a remedy for her psoriasis. (Does Kanye know she has psoriasis? I thought he insisted on her being flawless?) Turns out, applying breast milk to the skin i…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 28, 2013

Style Inspiration: Miami Right Now

The new season of "Kourtney & Kim Take Miami" premieres this weekend, which means I'll be sitting inside my cold NYC apartment suffering from serious location envy. But even if I -- and you -- can't fit in a jaunt to the southern Florida hot spot, doesn't mean we can't take some style cues from…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 18, 2013
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