Following today’s news that the world’s most famous Momager, Kris Jenner, will soon release a Kardashian cookbook, it left us wondering what else the family could possibly monetize? They’ve already created clothing lines, self tanner, fragrances, accessories, lingerie and have been the faces of diet drinks, alcohol, shoes, and even pads for slight bladder leakage. But there are still a few untapped markets left for the Kardashians to bust into. Here are ten products we’re shocked aren’t already Kardashian-sponsored, that totally should be.
Kourtney Kardashian was in Paris all last week in preparation for sister Kim’s ridiculously extravagant wedding celebrations, but I would call this outfit decidedly American in style. The combination of a sweet and girly retro midi skirt with a black leather jacket and badass pumps is very Sandy from “Grease,” both pre- and post-makeover. Get it for yourself, girl… Keep reading »
I could easily write a 10,000 word analysis of the different signature styles of each of the Kardashian sisters (is that sad? That’s sad, huh?), but for now, let me just say that of the three older sisters, Kourtney Kardashian has the realest style. What do I mean by that? Well, compared to Kim’s super-high-fashion (and often labial) outfit choices and Khloe’s wild style, Kourtney’s casual looks are just more…normal. She obviously loves fashion and keeps up with the trends, but in a slightly more accessible way than her sisters. For example, this cute striped ensemble: chambray shirt, distressed jeans, trendy heels, classic bag. Can’t you see one of your friends showing up for brunch in this outfit? (As opposed to, say, one of these outfits?) Read on to find out how you can show up for brunch in this outfit, including Kourtney’s exact blouse (for about $100!). Keep reading »
Each year, the Kardashians release to the world their family Christmas card. Last year’s card, as you might remember, featured Kim’s poor dead kitten Mercy in a box. This year’s Christmas card, shot by famed photographer David LaChapelle, features poor beleaguered father figure Bruce Jenner — who recently split from matriarch Kris Jenner — in a tube. Meanwhile, the rest of the family dicks — Rob Kardashian, Scott Disick, Lamar Odom and Kanye West — are missing. (Little Mason and Penelope, Kourtney’s kids, are there, but North West is not.) And the Kardashian ladies? Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris, Kylie and Kendall all look interchangeable until you zoom in. WHO ZOOMS IN ON A CHRISTMAS CARD? Anyway, I don’t know about you, but I think the image of Kim standing on top of a pile of money really captures the holiday spirit. Closeups after the jump. [via Jezebel] Keep reading »
Here’s Kourtney K filming a scene for “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” in an outfit that’s, well, a bit konfusing. It’s very “Rihanna on the way to the club” from the waist down and very “rich suburban mom grabbing a salad at Whole Foods” from the waist up. Despite the confusion, I actually like this look. I think it’s funky and edgy and weirdly flattering? I’m guessing many (or most) of you are going to disagree, though. Care to share your thoughts in the comments? [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Cover boy, Lord, American Psycho — Scott Disick is a man of many wonders. He is almost single-handedly responsible for everything Good and Hilarious to happen on all things “Kardashian” as of late insofar as he is uncompromisingly ridiculous and it brings me pure joy. In the latest episode of “Kourtney & Kim Take Miami,” Kourtney calls Scott out on borrowing what appears to be her Laura Mercier tinted moisturizer. Kim also announces she’s pregnant, but whatever. Scott’s makeup hoarding (and feigning cluelessness!) is far and away the highlight of this episode, along with Kourtney’s trademark deadpan, totally Xanaxed-out delivery as she sneakily confirms that Scott is, indeed, borrowing her beauty products. So! When are they announcing his spin-off? Mama Kris would never approve of that, but I guarantee viewers would be far more likely to tune in to “The Scott Show” than “Kendall & Kylie’s Boring Whatever.” [BuzzFeed]
Looking at pictures of women with cartoonishly large breasts, bound and gagged in the backseat of the trunk of a car, you might think you’re looking at bondage porn.
But no, you would be looking at someone’s idea of “advertising” for the Ford Motor Company. The tagline? “Leave Your Worries Behind.” Keep reading »
The Kardashians have graduated from bodily fluids to bodily scents. On last night’s episode of the “Kourtney and Kim Take Miami,” Khloe sniffed Kim and Kourtney’s koochies to see which one smelled better. I believe you would call this a vagina off. It’s like a dance off, but with krotches. The Kardashian vagina off began as all vagina offs do — with jealousy. When Khloe said, “Kim, you’re so gor-gina, that sometimes I want to put my dick in your mouth,” it was ON! Keep reading »