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Apparently If You Wanna Bang Scott Disick You Gotta Sign Some Paperwork

Forms or no forms, he’s closing a lot of deals. More »


In Which I Review Kourtney Kardashian’s Kit-Kat Eating Method

Kourtney Kardashian konsumes Kit-Kats kinda kookily. More »


Anne Hathaway Is A Monster, Sent Her Eggs Back FOUR Times

Plus, Kanye West has a frustrated dad moment, and Kourtney Kardashian may have rebounded with Justin “Surprise, I Have A Big Dick” Bieber. Scandalous! More »


Scott Disick Speaks About Break-Up With Kourtney Kardashian

Longtime boyfriend and baby daddy ex of Kourtney Kardashain finally spoke up, sort of, on Friday night at a club in Las Vegas. The douchebag supporting cast member of the reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians was up to his usual antics of hanging out in night clubs being gross.

Let’s not… More »


Scott Disick On Split From Kourtney: “Come Party With Me This Friday In Vegas”

Scott, for chrissake, get it together. More »


Britney Spears Recreated Famous Album Cover With Her Kids At Disneyland

Oops … we forgot what this album cover looked like until right now. More »


Kourtney Kardashian And Scott Disick Are Finally Calling It Quits

Kourtney will no longer sit beside The Lord on his pretend-throne. More »


The First Photo Of Reign Aston Disick Is As Adorable As You’d Expect

He appears to be lounging on a fur, as one does. More »


Over 3 Million Homeless In America, But The Kardashians Get $100 Million For 4 More Years On E!

Just in case you hadn’t Kept Up with the Kardashians, fear not, the second worst Klan in American history just signed a record-breaking deal with E! to bring you four more years of Kardashian khaos for a kool $100 million. The deal, which was ostensibly negotiated by Kris Jenner threatening to show her boobs on… More »


Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick Welcome Baby #3

On her son Mason’s 5th birthday, Kourtney Kardashian gave him what will either be the greatest gift or biggest resentment — a baby brother! She and Scott Disick welcomed their third child on Sunday. The name has not yet been disclosed. [People]
Judy Blume, who taught me how to masturbate and made me… More »


Kourtney Kardashian Had Her (Second) Baby Shower At IHOP, Is My Hero

Kourtney Kardashian had a fancy “Breakfast At Tiffany”’s-themed baby shower last week for her third baby with hot asshole Scott Disick (I mean that in a nice way, congrats to the dad-to-be!), but that’s incredibly boring, so she followed it up with a pajama party at IHOP. … More »


Kourtney Kardashian Once Again Makes Pregnancy Look Flawless & Adorable

I have an ongoing obsession with Kourtney’s pregnancy style. Maybe it’s because I’m petite/curvy like her and like her fashion ideas for my body type, or maybe it’s just because she has super duper expensive clothes and thus looks way more chic than your average reality TV star. All I can say is that she… More »


Kourtney Kardashian’s Most Glowing Maternity Looks

As much as I detest the narcissistic mega-empire that the Kardashian sisters stand for, I can’t help but admire their style. While Kim’s high fashion look is objectively the most chic, I love Kourtney’s feminine and bubbly sartorial tastes — especially her maternity style. I’ve never been pregnant, but for the most part, it looks… More »


8 Couples Who Should Be In Kate Middleton’s (And Prince William’s) Lamaze Class

I’d imagine Kate Middleton had to take some fancy pants lamaze class, complete with a midwife who tells her how to “breathe like a lady,” before she had Prince George. Now that royal baby number two is on the way, the Dutchess probably has to do it all over again, cooped up in Kensington Palace… More »


10 Things We’re Shocked The Kardashians Don’t Already Promote, But Should

Following today’s news that the world’s most famous Momager, Kris Jenner, will soon release a Kardashian cookbook, it left us wondering what else the family could possibly monetize? They’ve already created clothing lines, self tanner, fragrances, accessories, lingerie and have been the faces of diet drinks, alcohol, shoes, and even pads for slight bladder leakage. More »


Hamptonites Instructed To Kall The Kops On The Kardashians

Khloe and Kourtney Kardashians were kaught filming on a Amagansett beach without a permit. Now huffy Hamptonites have told residents to call police and report if they see the family film on public beaches. [Page Six]
Gary Oldman apologized last night for his recent comments in Playboy defending Mel Gibson in an open… More »


Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant With Baby Number Three

They’re multiplying! Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are expecting their third child — er, khild? — together. The couple already have a four-year-old, Mason, and two-year-old, Penelope. Mazel tov! [US Weekly]
The videographer who released the video of a teenaged Justin Bieber making a racist joke asked the Biebs’ camp for $500,000 to… More »


Style Stealer: Kourtney Kardashian’s Leather-Topped Midi Skirt

Kourtney Kardashian was in Paris all last week in preparation for sister Kim’s ridiculously extravagant wedding celebrations, but I would call this outfit decidedly American in style. The combination of a sweet and girly retro midi skirt with a black leather jacket and badass pumps is very Sandy from “Grease,” both pre- and post-makeover. Get… More »


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