Tag Archives: kourtney and kim take miami

A Play-By-Play Of The Kardashian Sisters’ Vagina Off

Ami AngelowiczMarch 19, 2013 //
Kardashians And Fluids
Kim Kardashian blood facial
The Kardashians really like to play with bodily fluids. 7 Photos »
The Church Of Kardashian
New York's piece on Kim Kardashian wades deep in shallow water. Read More »
Khloe & Lamar's Scent
"Unbreakable" -- what a successful relationship smells like. Read More »
Kardashian Koochie Kontest!
If I can't smell their pu**ies...

The Kardashians have graduated from bodily fluids to bodily scents. On last night’s episode of the “Kourtney and Kim Take Miami,” Khloe sniffed Kim and Kourtney’s koochies to see which one smelled better. I believe you would call this a vagina off. It’s like a dance off, but with krotches. The Kardashian vagina off began as all vagina offs do — with jealousy. When Khloe said, “Kim, you’re so gor-gina, that sometimes I want to put my dick in your mouth,” it was ON! Keep reading »

Watch Kourtney Kardashian Squirt Breast Milk On Kim’s Psoriasis!

Amelia McDonell-ParryJanuary 28, 2013 //
Excuse Me, What?

There must be a subgenre of porn for this right? On last night’s episode of “Kourtney & Kim Take Miami,” Kim took to the interwebs to find a remedy for her psoriasis. (Does Kanye know she has psoriasis? I thought he insisted on her being flawless?) Turns out, applying breast milk to the skin is a popular home remedy. So obviously, still-nursing sister Kourtney whipped her tit out and super-soaked away.

Kim's Pregnancy Essentials
She's going to need this stuff. Read More »
Kourtney Gives Birth
Watch her pull a baby out of her vagina! Or don't. Your choice. Read More »
The Church Of Kardashian
New York's piece on Kim Kardashian wades deep in shallow water. Read More »

Style Inspiration: Miami Right Now

Amelia McDonell-ParryJanuary 18, 2013 //
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The new season of “Kourtney & Kim Take Miami” premieres this weekend, which means I’ll be sitting inside my cold NYC apartment suffering from serious location envy. But even if I — and you — can’t fit in a jaunt to the southern Florida hot spot, doesn’t mean we can’t take some style cues from the city for which I’m sure the world “sultry” was invented. Think bright colors and lots of white, sequins and cutouts, extreme lengths — maxi or mini — and sandals and wedges that can be paired with anything. Now, if only the weather would warm up around these parts… Keep reading »