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Let’s Watch Kourtney Kardashian Pull Another Baby Out Of Her Vagina

Kourtney Is Pregnant!
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Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with baby #2! Read More »

UPDATE: Sorry, apparently E! thinks you should only be allowed to watch this beautiful moment in reruns. Lucky for you, they’re on every second of every day. You can still see my amazing GIF after the jump though!

It’s that time again! Time for “A Kardashian Shares Something So Intimately Personal That You Kind Of Want To Look Away But Don’t!” On last night’s season finale of “Keeping Up With Kardashians,” eldest sister Kourtney gave birth to daughter Penelope, and just like with her son Mason, she assisted in pulling the baby from her vagina. Not going to lie, I teared up. I actually think this is totally beautiful. But I have reached the age where baby craving trumps my TMI cringe impulses. Video above! Also, after the jump, I made a crappy GIF.

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Lily Allen Is Pregnant; Kourtney Kardashian, Sienna Miller Give Birth

Lily Gives Birth
Lily Allen has given birth to a baby girl named Ethel! Read More »
Celeb Miscarriages
Lily Allen and other celebs open up about their miscarriages. Read More »
Lily Talks Adderall
Lily Allen thinks American celebs abuse Adderall. Read More »
  • Lily Allen is pregnant with her second child with husband Sam Cooper! The couple’s firstborn, Ethel Mary Cooper, is almost eight months old. Mazel tov!  [PopCrush]
  • Kourtney Kardashian gave birth over the weekend to a daughter named Penelope Scotland Disick. Sienna Miller also gave birth to her little one. Congratulations, mamas! [Betty Confidential, Celebrity Cafe]
  • “Bridesmaids” and “The Office” star Ellie Kemper married this weekend in New York, with pals Kristen Wiig and Mindy Kaling in attendance. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Usher’s ex-stepson Kyle Glover, 11, is brain dead after a jet ski accident in Lake Lanier, Georgia. Kyle is the son of Tameka Foster, Usher’s ex-wife. [PopCrush]
  • Sex tips from girls who get paid for it: prostitutes at the Bunny Ranch tell all. [iVillage] Keep reading »

Report: Kourtney Kardashian To Leave Scott Disick Unless He Obeys Five Special Rules

Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick photo

Kourtney Kardashian has laid down the law to Scott Disick with a set of five stringent rules now that she is very pregnant with their new child.  Scott faces immediate excommunication from the Kardashian Empire which now provides the playboy with the bulk of his income should he prove unable to follow these special rules. Read more…

Morning Quickies: Kardashians To Clog The News Cycle For Three More Years

Kim And Kanye
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West photo
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have formed an axis of evil. Read More »
"Just A Friend"
Kim says Kanye West is just a friend, which nobody believes. Read More »
Homewrecker Kim
Amber Rose called Kim Kardashian a homewrecker in an interview. Read More »
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  • The Kardashians are not going anywhere: they’ve signed a $40 million deal to stay with E! for another three years. Brace yourselves. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Octomom’s hairstylist made a formal complaint to police that Nadya Suleman’s 14 kids are being neglected and living in squalor. Sadly, we would not be shocked if this was true. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Louis C.K’s new TV show will star … Ashley Tisdale? That’s an odd pair. [PopBytes]
  • Pilar Sanders, the estranged wife of former NFL star Deion Sanders, was arrested for “assault family violence” against her husband. [Uptown Magazine]
  • Martin Lawrence and his wife of 17 years, Shamicka, are dunzo. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Tony Perkins, a kooky right-wing Christian homophobe, is concerned that Mike & Ike candies are gay. Let me repeat that: he is concerned that candies are gay. [Nerve]   Keep reading »

Love It Or Hate It: Kourtney Kardashian’s Bizarre Froof

Kardashian Divorce
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It was 72 whole days of wedded bliss! Read More »
Kourtney Is Pregnant!
Kourtney Kardashian photo
Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with baby #2! Read More »
Kim's Butt
Kim Kardashian butt photo
Kris Humphries is supposedly claiming that Kim's booty is fake. Read More »
Advice For Kourtney
Kourtney needs some help in the bra-shopping department. Read More »
Escape To Total Rewards At Hollywood & Highland Center

I can’t believe I’m admitting this, but I generally kind of like Kourtney Kardashian’s style. The wee-est Kardashian is also often the best dressed of the bunch, choosing tailored slacks and Victorian-inspired blouses over the redonkulous over-the-top boob-baring bandage dresses of her sisters. That said, what the frig is this thing? Kourtney looks like she’s mugged a circus clown. But maybe I’m way off here. What do you think?

Mason Disick’s Giant Salary Now Can Add Up To A Real Life For Him Later

It’s been recently reported that Mason Disick, the almost-2-year-old son to Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick, most likely makes serious bank for his appearances on his mom and aunt’s popular reality show Kourtney & Kim Take New York. And by bank, we mean about $3,000 an episode. Daaaaang. Read more…

Farrah From “Teen Mom” Inexplicably Pissed About Kourtney Kardashian’s Second Pregnancy

Kourtney Is Pregnant!
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Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with baby #2! Read More »

“I’m shocked Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again. Did she not learn anything from Teen Mom? Maybe it’s a fake pregnancy like Kim’s wedding. SAD. Double standards in this world? Yes, and guess what? Age and money honestly do not change a person’s poor choice. Quit making excuses.”

Farrah Abraham from “Teen Mom” ranted on Twitter today about Kourtney Kardashian‘s announcement that she is pregnant with her second child. But, Farrah, what is Kourtney Kardashian supposed to “learn” from “Teen Mom”? Kourtney didn’t get pregnant as a teen — she is having her second kid at age 32. And she’s been in a long-term relationship with Scott Disick, who, while a douche, seems like a better parent than Gary or Ryan, two of “Teen Mom”‘s all-star dads. And why is Kourt having a second child a “poor choice”? I hate to break it to you, Far, but age and money do change a person’s poor choice — having age/experience and money/resources generally makes huge life decisions like having children a lot easier.

Sounds like sour grapes to me. [Twitter.com/F1abraham via Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Are Kourtney & Scott Down The Aisle Next?

Kourtney Is Pregnant!
Kourtney Kardashian photo
Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with baby #2! Read More »
Kourt On Breastfeeding
Kourtney on a complaint Kim made about breastfeeding in public. Read More »
Advice For Kourtney
Kourtney needs some help in the bra-shopping department. Read More »
Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick photo
  • Rumors abound that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are preparing to tie the knot, but mama Kris Jenner says otherwise. [Huffington Post]
  • Tracey Gold — you know, from “Growing Pains” — dishes on her eating disorder and kissing Brad Pitt. [Snakkle]
  • Speaking of Tracey Gold, please have a look at this list of who’s participating in “Celebrity Wife Swap”. [AOL TV] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant With Baby #2

Kourt On Co-Sleeping
Kourtney co-sleeps with her infant son Mason. Read More »
Drinking While Pregnant
Celebs caught in the act. Read More »
Advice For Kourtney
Kourtney needs some help in the bra-shopping department. Read More »
Kourt On Breastfeeding
Kourtney on a complaint Kim made about breastfeeding in public. Read More »
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  • Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with her second child with boyfriend Scott Disick. The couple already have a two-year-old son, Mason. Congratulations! [Us Weekly]
  • Meanwhile, newly single sister Kim Kardashian is worried she’ll never be a mom. [Popbytes]
  • Is “Pan Am” cancelled? Actress Karine Vanasse tweeted the show is only coming back for one more episode after Christmas, but ABC says its just one more episode in the season and the show isn’t cancelled at all. [AOLTV.tumblr.com]
  • Britney Spears’ boyfriend Jason Trawick has supposedly bought a ring and is ready to pop the question. [People]
  • Check out models from last night’s Victoria’s Secret fashion show before they were Angels: bowl cuts and ’90s fashion! [Fashionista] Keep reading »

Scott Disick Says Kourtney Kardashian’s Design Sense Is “Out Of ‘Beetlejuice’”

“Our house looks like it’s out of ‘Beetlejuice.’ It’s not so much the outdoors, but the indoors, with the crazy table and all the colors. She’s got some new room with checkered carpeting, checkered benches, checkered coffee tables. There are like 90 different patterns in one. It’s kind of creepy.”

Scott Disick reveals what he really thinks about how his baby mama, Kourtney Kardashian, has decorated their new home in Los Angeles. I dunno—this sounds pretty darn cool to me. And not to play pop culture reference police, but ‘Beetlejuice’ would usually refer to black-and-white patterns, not colors. Just sayin’. [People] Keep reading »

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