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Vanessa Bryant Cares More About Kobe Winning Championships Than Staying Faithful, It Seems

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“I certainly would not want to be married to somebody that can’t win championships. If you’re sacrificing time away from my family and myself for the benefit of winning championships, then winning a championship should happen every single year.”

Okay, consider me fascinated with Vanessa Bryant, wife to basketball star Kobe Bryant. She’s knows what matters! Championship rings over wedding rings!

So, background: Vanessa filed for divorce nine months ago, following rumors that Kobe had cheated on her. Again, if you count the time that Kobe was accused of raping a woman in a Colorado hotel room — he said the sex was consensual and charges were eventually dropped. However, Vanessa told NYMag.com’s The Cut that the couple is “working on things.” Remember when all it took for her to stand by Kobe during the rape allegations was an 8.5 carat diamond ring? I wonder what kind of gifts she gets when Kobe comes home from a losing streak on the road? The Lakers should make her an honorary assistant coach. She could be really motivational. [NYMag.com via Dlisted]

WWE Announcer Cracks A Kobe Bryant Rape Joke

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  • On “Monday Night Raw” last night, WWE announcer Abraham Washington cracked a rape joke about a wrestler, saying the guy was “like Kobe Bryant at a hotel in Colorado … he’s unstoppable.” WWE issued an immediate apology. (In 2003, Bryant was accused of raping a 19-year-old hotel worker; prosecution dropped the charges days before the trial against him was set to begin. Bryant had maintained the two had consensual sex.) [TMZ]
  • Robert Pattinson has already moved out — and now he Kristen Stewart are going to battle for custody over their dog, Bear. Also, R-Patz wants to have a “man-to-man” talk with Rupert Sanders, the “Snow White and the Huntsman” director with whom Kristen cheated. [The Sun UK, Celebrity Cafe]
  • Lana Del Rey covered Nirvana’s “Heart-Shaped Box” at a concert in Australia, prompting Courtney Love to tweet at Lana, “you do know that song is about my vagina, right?” Ooooookay, Court. [PopCrush]
  • While filming a sex scene for “The Canyons” in which she had to go topless, Lindsay Lohan asked the male crew members to strip down to their boxers. [TMZ] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Kobe Bryant Accused Of Banging 100 Women Who Aren’t His Wife

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  • Vanessa Bryant claims she’s splitting from hubby Kobe Bryant because he slept with 10 women a year during their 10-year marriage, which would mean his grand total of mistresses numbered over 100. Somewhere, Tiger Woods is getting down on his knees and bowing his head. [The Young Black & Fabulous]
  • And from the I Can’t Even Deal With This files: TMZ interviewed a five-year-old “Toddlers & Tiaras” star and the little girl called her three-year-old rival a hooker. [The Gloss]
  • Speaking of quality television: “16 & Pregnant”? “Teen Mom”? Pssshaw. A reality TV casting company is now casting for a show about 30-something grandmas. [Crushable]
  • Adele will cover American Vogue‘s March 2012 issue. [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Kobe Bryant And His Wife Are Dunzo

  • Kobe Bryant and his wife Vanessa are splitting, allegedly because he’s still the dirty, rotten cheater he was always suspected of being. [The Root]
  • Incase you hadn’t heard, Kim Jong-Il, leader of North Korea, has died. Here are 20 things you never knew about him, if you care. [Buzzfeed]
  • The Biebs and I have something in common — our parents never let us believe in Santa Claus! [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Kobe Bryant Says, “Don’t Use Gay Slurs Like I Did!”

Just a week after the NBA fined Kobe Bryant a cool $100,000 for calling a ref a “f**king fa**ot” during a game, the Lakers filmed a PSA reminding fans “Words Can Be Hurtful.” The low-budget vid stars Kobe, Lamar Odom and other b-ballers telling us the world is a “special” place because peeps have all kinds of races, ethnicities, political beliefs, and sexual orientations. It ends with Kobe imploring you to have some compassion and understanding for others.

What a great video — I only wish it hadn’t taken a $100,000 mistake for it to be made.

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Two Reasons Kobe Bryant Should Stick To Basketball

Sometimes when we try something new, it becomes blatantly clear that we’ll never turn the activity into a profession. I learned this when I took a pole dancing class in 2008. After a few minutes of instruction, I painfully admitted that I didn’t have the coordination or muscle tone to go sliding down a stripper pole using only my butt cheeks to hold me. That might be a little TMI, but my point is that I hope Kobe Bryant doesn’t take his Los Angeles Times Magazine editorial as a sign that he should dabble in modeling. I can’t really put my hand on it, but something is off in these two pics. Maybe it’s the fact that Kobe’s signature dome is covered. Or maybe it’s his hard Blue Steel face on the left and the softer Blue Steel on the right that’s making these photos mediocre. There’s no believable emotion, and any good model will say that’s a necessary element for a publishable photo. But I will say kudos to Kobe for trying something he wasn’t born to do. [Los Angeles Times Magazine] Keep reading »

Fashion Magazine Layout Makes You Want To Say “Ew”

Our homeslice Copyranter points us to this freaky, and we do mean freaky, layout from Brazilian fashion magazine FFW in which a Kobe Bryant stand-in and his teammates get all weird and sexual with a young lady in the locker room. Er, what is going on here? It seems this pictorial’s “story” is that of model Ana Claudia Michels getting lost in the Lakers locker room, where she stands around in her underwear while all the guys on the team, including Kobe 2.0, form a leering mob and ogle her goods. Seeing as Bryant (who wears number 24) was accused of sexual assault in 2003, and the vibe of this shoot reeks of eu de gangbang, we’re going to have to pronounce this layout gross. More after the jump. Keep reading »

Shun, Shag Or Marry: Notorious Cheating Athletes

Scandaltastic politicians aren’t the only ones who run around on their wives. These days, it seems every dude who makes a buck or two has to go gallivanting off into the night while his wife is asleep in bed. Don’t get offended, boys, I’m only stereotyping a little. Sadly, athletes seem to be some of the worst offenders. Maybe it’s all that testosterone or their obsession with scoring? Either way, all this Tiger Woods drama has reminded us that athletes are notorious for running around. But don’t fret, Tiger, you’re in good company … with Alex Rodriguez and Kobe Bryant, that is. After the jump, which of these players (pun!) we’d shun, shag and marry. Keep reading »

Monday Menage: Guitar Hero’s Risky Business

America’s hottest athletes have recreated Tom Cruise’s infamous pants off dance off scerne in “Risky Business”. Okay, so I know the ménage typically comes in trois/three, and there are four players here. However, there were only three boys brave enough to really show some skin. Seriously, Kobe Bryant totally wussed out with those basketball shorts. But still, you had me at Tony Hawk riding in on a skateboard wearing nuthin’ but a helmet and a drum kit. And those boxer briefs really show off A-Rod’s awesome butt! I’d love to see the bonus footage from this shoot, if you know what I mean. [World of Wonder]
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