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Diesel’s Blowjob Kneepads, For The Romantic In All Of Us

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Here’s a gift I could really use: a Diesel store in India gave away blowjob kneepads with purchases over $150! The packages, which subtly display a woman’s open mouth, read “buy one, get one pearl necklace free.” That’s … just … ew. At least Diesel can’t be accused of not thinking of your comfort, ladies. (And certain gentlemen!) [Copyranter] Keep reading »

Look Like Lindsay Lohan!

Lindsey Lohan has just launched her line of leggings and they are H-O-T! Over the weekend, she strutted her stuff down Robertson Boulevard in LA flanked by two free models she’s paying in “trade.” So, her collection should be cheap, right? It features a black pair with a gold zipper, a metallic black stirrup, and for the LoHo on the go, a pair with quilted patent kneepads. Finally, she and her customers can comfortably give a club bathroom beej without getting their pants wet! [Hollywood Crap] Keep reading »

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