Posts tagged "klingon"

“The Worf Of Starfleet” Gives Scorsese The Klingon Treatment

I was pretty entertained by Martin Scorsese’s “The Wolf of Wall Street,” but the movie was too long and lacking in any real depth, if you ask me. Jordan Belfort (played by Leonardo DiCaprio) is a crazy, thieving, drug-doing, ethically bankrupt asshole, and not much more, so around the hour and a half mark, I started to get bored…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 6, 2014

Sixpence None The Richer’s “Kiss Me” In Klingon

Because seriously, not yap wa’ Hol — one language is never enough — you know? Especially when it comes to really bad pop songs. [YouTube]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 24, 2013

Be My Boyfriend: Klingon Sword-Wielding Floridian Johnnie Blade

Dear Johnnie Blade,
First of all, your parents clearly knew you were destined for greatness, because they gave you a name that could only befit a future porn star or Klingon sword enthusiast. I have no idea about your adult film industry experience, but you were recently arrested for “wildly swinging” a four-foot long sword…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 14, 2013