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Admit It: If You Had A Kitten As Cute As Kim Kardashian’s, You Would Carry It With You Everywhere, Too

Beyoncé does not want to be friends with Kim Kardashian, so Kim went and got herself a pet kitten. I see what you did there! Fortunately, it’s a cute kitten  — as cute as Choupette, even, and coming from me, that’s saying something.

But I don’t believe that Mercy, the Teacup Persian she named after one of Kanye’s songs, is anything other than an adorable  publicity stunt. Just look at the way she’s carrying Mercy around everywhere in her arms. That’s what giant purses are for, Kimmy.

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Lost Cat Has Been Found!

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I always feel a little heartbroken when I see flyers for missing dogs and cats tacked up around the city, especially because you never get an update as to whether they’ve been found. But maybe this flyer — from cat owners rejoicing in having found their lost pet — will start a trend? So relieved for Mr. Mittens and his owners! [The Daily What]

Tom Cruise Allegedly Used To Rock A G-String, Plus, Meet Lil Bub The Perma-Kitten!

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  • In case you were wondering, Tom Cruise used to “preen” and walk around in a g-string so as to show off his muscular bod. I find this less weird than the whole believing in a galactic overlord named Xenu thing. [Newser]
  • There are celebs whose pregnancies seem to last forever, like Jessica Simpson, and then there are celebs who seem to blow up and appear ready for labor almost overnight, like Anna Paquin. How did she get so huge so fast? She announced she was pregnant two weeks ago! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
  • Good news for those of us who loathe the dentist? There’s a new molecule that could cavity-proof your teeth, whatever that means. Someone science-y please explain! [Newser]
  • And good news for those of us who also loathe the gym: five ways having sex is good for your health! [Your Tango] Keep reading »

Reason 4,562 Why Cats Will Never Rule The World

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Cats have an inability to discern mirror images from real things. Which is what makes this video of a little grey kitten scared of his own reflection so cute. It also proves that cats are likely too stupid to run for president, ever. Senator, maybe, but not president. [YouTube]

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Tried To Take Kitten To A Strip Club

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Insert your favorite pussy joke here: A guy in — where else? — Florida, was arrested after he tried to take his kitten into a strip club and was denied entry. Everett Lages was arrested after he repeatedly called 911 after being told he had to leave the premises. Lages apparently expected that the cops would do something, but instead, they charged him with misuse of the 911 system, disorderly intoxication, trespassing after warning and resisting arrest without violence.

Can’t a man bring his kitten into a strip club? Too much competition for the strippers? [Charlotte County Sheriff's Office]

Having A Bad Day? It’s Nothing Compared To This Little Guy’s

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Sure, maybe you owe the IRS a lot of money, or your boyfriend just broke up with you. But you didn’t accidentally get yourself stuck in the exhaust system of a car. That’s what happened to this little two-month-old kitten, who miraculously lived through the ordeal (phew!). The car’s owner found the little guy wedged in the car’s exhaust system and assumed that he was dead so he drove him to a local mechanic to be cut out. The mechanic then discovered that the animal was still alive, and he was rushed to a nearby animal sanctuary for emergency intestinal surgery. He’s currently recovering there, and will hopefully be adopted by someone who prefers to travel via bicycle. [Metro]

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