Posts tagged "kitten"

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Tried To Take Kitten To A Strip Club

Insert your favorite pussy joke here: A guy in — where else? — Florida, was arrested after he tried to take his kitten into a strip club and was denied entry. Everett Lages was arrested after he repeatedly called 911 after being told he had to leave the premises. Lages apparently expected that the co…

By: Julie Gerstein / June 12, 2012

Having A Bad Day? It’s Nothing Compared To This Little Guy’s

Sure, maybe you owe the IRS a lot of money, or your boyfriend just broke up with you. But you didn’t accidentally get yourself stuck in the exhaust system of a car. That’s what happened to this little two-month-old kitten, who miraculously lived through the ordeal (phew!). The car’s owner found the little guy wedged…

By: Julie Gerstein / June 1, 2012

Lil’ Kitten Can’t Handle The Vacuum Cleaner

My cats are large, sluggish monsters. But despite their obvious girth and weight, they are absolutely terrified of the vacuum cleaner. They run and hide under the bed anytime it’s turned on. I find that hilarious, especially because my mom likes to tell me how she used to treat our old, skinny cat to vacuum…

By: Julie Gerstein / April 2, 2012

Regular Adorable Kitten? Think Again!

Sure, this might look like any old run of the mill cute kitten, but it’s actually a special little endangered guy. He’s an African black-footed cat. And he was born to a regular house cat who’d been implanted with an embryo of the endangered species. It’s the first inter-species implantation of its kind, and it…

By: Julie Gerstein / March 18, 2012

Perfect Friends: Kitten And St. Bernard Edition

Everybody deserves a kitten of their own to love, pet and cuddle with. Even St. Bernards. Here, Abby patiently lets this gray kitten walk all over her — and even lets the kitten attempt to suckle from her paw. [YouTube]…

By: Julie Gerstein / March 14, 2012

Just A Kitten Making Biscuits On A Pug

Confirmed: Kittens love making paw biscuits, and they will do it whenever and wherever they please. Kittens just being kittens! As such, this pug is enjoying a special personal biscuit sesh that seems to be putting him to sleep. [Tastefully Offensive]…

By: Julie Gerstein / February 23, 2012

A Kitty Hit By Cupid’s Arrow

Cupid the cat was found wandering the streets of Houston, Texas, with an arrow shot straight through him. The poor little ginger buddy survived several days on the streets with the arrow embedded in his body, before rescue workers were able to remove it. Luckily, no major organs were damaged, and after he recovers, he’ll…

By: Julie Gerstein / January 31, 2012

Sometimes You’re Just A Wet Kitten Waiting To Be Dried

Today is not the best day. But it’s going to get better. That’s what I tell myself, and this clearly traumatized, but very cute, wet kitten. [Buzzfeed]…

By: Julie Gerstein / January 26, 2012

Karl Lagerfeld Has A Kitten Named Choupette

Karl Lagerfeld isn’t exactly warm, fuzzy and cuddly , but dang, his new kitten is! Herr Karl adopted a new kitty, named Choupette (a French term of endearment), which is also what Herbie the Love Bug was nicknamed in those “Herbie” movies. The idea of Karl having a sweet little kitten seems quite at odds with…

By: Julie Gerstein / January 16, 2012

We Need to Talk About Kitten

The kitten, the kitten is out of control. Out of control!!! The kitten is terrorizing Tilda Swinton! Will you do nothing about the kitten? [Boing Boing]…

By: Julie Gerstein / December 20, 2011

Meet A Grown-Ass Woman Who Is Scared Of Kittens

Hey, look, I don’t like snakes. I don’t like snakes because I fundamentally disagree with an animal that doesn’t have legs. I just think that is WRONG, mmkay? But you know what? Live and let live. Sandra, as featured in Animal Planet’s “My Extreme Animal Phobia,” happens to think that kittens are the devil’s work.

By: Julie Gerstein / November 28, 2011

Watch A Blind Kitten Learn How To Play

Oscar the Kitten was born without formed eyeballs, and was adopted from a shelter at just five weeks old. The poor little guy had a tough time adjusting to his new environment, until his owners brought out new toys for him to play with — balls with jingle bells in them so that Oscar could…

By: Julie Gerstein / November 22, 2011

The Tiniest, Hungriest Baby Kitten

Yes, this pretty much approximates what we look like at last call at our neighborhood dive bar — including, and especially, the pawing and desperation. [BuzzFeed]…

By: Julie Gerstein / October 13, 2010

Kitten’s Fur Correctly Identifies Itself

Isn’t this kitten adorable? A kitten is a baby cat, but just so there’s never any confusion, Polly’s tabby-colored fur spells out the facts. [via The Gloss]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 13, 2010
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