Thankfully, no. This woman does have some taste. After the Kardashian matriarch teased on her Facebook page, “You never know who will stop by our show today!”, we all went apoplectic that Kim and Kanye’s baby North West had already been sucked into the machine. Fortunately for my sanity, Just Jared confirmed that Kris Jenner carried a baby on the set of “Kris,” her talk show which debuts today, but confirmed the child is only her hair and makeup artist’s kid. You know, a “normal” baby, not a famous baby. I’ve got to hand it to you, Kris. You’ve outdone yourself with this stunt. (Jenner reportedly will reveal pics of Kim’s kid on the show today, though, so stay tuned for exploitation.) [Just Jared; Suri's Burn Book]
Okay, okay, fine. So maybe Kim K. didn’t actually model this fur coat made from human chest hair. But we bet if Kanye was like, “KK, it’s been on all the runways of Milan,” she’d wear that shit in a heartbeat. In reality, the reason this coat was made is much dumber than that. It was created by Brit dairy company Arla, as a means of advertising their new “male-targeted” chocolate milk, called Wing-co.
“We commissioned the Man-Fur Coat as a wake-up call for the nation’s gents,” said a company spokesperson. “[The coat is] a way to encourage them to readopt the values of assured ‘men’s men’ from yesteryear who would laugh nonchalantly in the face of adversity and be proud of their abundant manliness.” It is also abundantly expensive: Each coat is made from approximately a million hairs, and can be purchased for around $5,000.
Oh. Okay. Because nothing says restored masculinity like couture clothing and chocolate drinks.
When Kris Jenner stopped by “The Today Show” this morning she wasn’t giving up any information about her new grand child, North West other than to say that she is healthy, happy and doing well. When Matt Lauer joked that she must have a lot ofphotos of the baby on her cell phone Kris informed him that if she showed him her phone she’d then have to kill him! She then did dangle a carrot in front of all of those who are curious about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s new baby. She teased that in order to get more info people need to tune into her new talk show on July 15th. Read more on Celeb Dirty Laundry…
Still chortling over Kim Kardashian and Kanye West naming their baby North West? Well, the couple would like you to stop. They’ve been explaining to friends that the name has nothing to do with the direction “northwest,” sources tell TMZ. Their explanation: “What’s north of North? Nothing.” In other words, as TMZ helpfully decodes, the baby is the highest point of their relationship and their “north star.” Read more on Newser…
The internet and tabs are alive with stories about Kanye West and Kim Kardashian getting married quickly now that they have little North West. While most of these rumors seem to concentrate on the fact that Kanye is on the verge of proposing to Kim after the birth of their baby girl, I think it’s more reasonable to assume that he’s even less interested in marrying her now.
Sure, there’s tons of pressure – from Kim’s family, from the media, probably even from his own friends and family. However, he has stated that he will be very busy in the next year, promoting his new album and touring around the world. When will he have time for a wedding when he won’t even have time to spend with his newborn daughter and baby mama? As much as we bash Kim and her fame-whoring ways, the fact that the father of her child will be missing for much of the child’s first few months has got to suck. Personally, I don’t even get why she puts up with it…no, I take that back, I do. But even the fame and attention can’t be worth the humiliation, can it? Read more on Celeb Dirty Laundry…
Well it’s official: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have named their baby girl North West, Nori for short. Baby North joins a long line of celebrity babies who have had to live with the ridiculous names their famous parents thought were a good idea. Here’s how the newest member of the Kardashian family stacks up against other bizarre celebrity baby names.
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Today even the most credible celebrity gossip mags are reporting that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West did, in fact, name their baby girl North. As in North West. I’m sure they chose the name because it seemed like a clever pun, but did they actually think about the geographic region of the country their infant now shares a name with? As someone who lived in Portland for 27 years, I feel a duty to remind little North West that if she wants to live up to her name, she’ll have to adopt some Northwesty habits that might not jive with her famous family’s current lifestyle. Here are 10 examples… Keep reading »