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Report: Kim And Kanye Will Marry At An Italian Fortress

  •  What happened to a wedding at Versailles? A source told People that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are marrying in Italy instead — at a 16th century fortress in Florence called the Forte di Belvedere. People hints that the nuptials could be a “multi-country affair,” perhaps starting with a meal in France and ending with the wedding in Italy. We would expect nothing less from you, Kim and Kanye. [People]
  • Kanye also told an Italian newspaper that his daughter North was conceived in Florence “among the Renaissance masterpieces.” [US Weekly]
  • Amy Poehler gave up her first class seat to a mom struggling with an infant and sat in coach during the flight. LOVE. HER. [Celebitchy]
  • Writer Rachel Kramer Bussel explains why she’s hot for fat guys. [Nerve] Keep reading »

Kanye West Is Very, Very Sad About Zip-Lining

Kanye West Is Very, Very Sad About Zip-Lining

Now that is the face of a man defeated. Sad Kanye is nothing new, of course. A quick perusal of the Tumblr blog Sad Kanye reveals that the self-proclaimed God has been seen looking pretty bummed out at fashion shows, on the red carpet and hanging poolside, not to mention with fiancee Kim Kardashian by his side on more than a few occasions. But I don’t think Sad Kanye has ever looked more sad than he does preparing to zip-line in Mexico. What’s wrong, Yeezy? Harness too tight? Or does that upcoming wedding got you stressed? We’re here for you whenever you’re ready to talk. [Reddit via Gawker]

Beyoncé & Jay Z Are Renting Kim & Kanye’s Honeymoon Yacht Instead Of Going To The Wedding

  • Beyoncé and Jay Z are reportedly staying away from Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s wedding because they don’t want to appear on “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” (and you know Kim would be all “Get Beyoncé in that shot. Get Beyoncé in that shot!“). But they’re making it up to K & K by renting out a yacht for their honeymoon. And Jay Z is throwing Kanye his bachelor party, of course. [Daily Mail UK]
  • In other Jay news, he accused a producer/former studio intern named Chauncey Mahan of extortion for holding onto millions of dollars worth of recordings since 2002, for which he’s now asking for a $100,000 storage fee. Mahan called Jay “a stupid kid smoking blunts.” [Page SixTMZ]
  • Laura Prepon shot down rumors that she’s dating Tom Cruise. “When people don’t know, they just make stuff up. Apparently I’m dating Tom Cruise right now,” she said. “Apparently he doesn’t want me doing the show because I portray a lesbian and I’m a Scientologist. This is false. Where are they even getting this stuff? It’s unbelievable to me.” [SheKnows] Keep reading »

This Man Has A Kardashian Family Phobia That Makes Him Vomit

“Ugh, if I see one more magazine with Kim Kardashian on the cover, I’m going to puke!” I’m sure more than a few people have found themselves muttering those very words, but when Mike Amess says it, he means it — literally. The most ridiculous story of the day award goes to The Daily Mail, which has outdone itself with their profile of Amess and his vomit-inducing fear of the entire Kardashian family. According to the Daily Mail, Amess breaks out into a “cold sweat” whenever he sees a Kardashian — although his fear seems especially focused on Kim — and “the sight of a semi-naked Kim even makes him vomit with disgust.” REALLY?

The 24-year-old from Exeter explains, “Just hearing the sound of the Kardashians’ nasal voices or catching a glimpse of them on screen makes me feel nauseous and shaky. My hands get clammy, my breathing gets heavier and I start sweating. Sometimes, I get teary and want to retch.” Keep reading »

Kanye West And Future Rap About Their “Trophy Wives” Kim Kardashian And Ciara

  • In a new song called “I Won,” Kanye West and Future rap about showing off their respective fiancées Kim Kardashian and Ciara, who they repeatedly refer to as “trophies.” The whole thing is equal parts sweet and icky; I mean, “trophy wife” is not exactly a compliment, gentlemen. How about we respect our partners for who they actually are rather than how well they reflect on you? [Flavorwire]

  • Also, Kim and Kanye supposedly didn’t realize that one of them needed to live in France for at least 40 days prior to getting married there. Ooops. [In Touch Weekly]

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Apparently There Was A Question About Whether North West Was Wearing Makeup In Vogue

  • North West may not have been wearing any makeup (THANK. GOD.) in when she posed with her mommy and daddy in Vogue, but I heard she got some work done. [Cosmopolitan]
  • GOOPify your love life with Slate.com’s widget on how Gwyneth Paltrow would describe your relationship status. [Slate]
  • Both DailyCandy and Television Without Pity are dunzo. [Recode.net]
  • Ugh: the boarding school attended by Kate Middleton and Samantha Cameron is the UK’s best-and-the-brightest’s “school for wives.” [Telegraph UK] Keep reading »
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