Now that is the face of a man defeated. Sad Kanye is nothing new, of course. A quick perusal of the Tumblr blog Sad Kanye reveals that the self-proclaimed God has been seen looking pretty bummed out at fashion shows, on the red carpet and hanging poolside, not to mention with fiancee Kim Kardashian by his side on more than a few occasions. But I don’t think Sad Kanye has ever looked more sad than he does preparing to zip-line in Mexico. What’s wrong, Yeezy? Harness too tight? Or does that upcoming wedding got you stressed? We’re here for you whenever you’re ready to talk. [Reddit via Gawker]
“Ugh, if I see one more magazine with Kim Kardashian on the cover, I’m going to puke!” I’m sure more than a few people have found themselves muttering those very words, but when Mike Amess says it, he means it — literally. The most ridiculous story of the day award goes to The Daily Mail, which has outdone itself with their profile of Amess and his vomit-inducing fear of the entire Kardashian family. According to the Daily Mail, Amess breaks out into a “cold sweat” whenever he sees a Kardashian — although his fear seems especially focused on Kim — and “the sight of a semi-naked Kim even makes him vomit with disgust.” REALLY?
The 24-year-old from Exeter explains, “Just hearing the sound of the Kardashians’ nasal voices or catching a glimpse of them on screen makes me feel nauseous and shaky. My hands get clammy, my breathing gets heavier and I start sweating. Sometimes, I get teary and want to retch.” Keep reading »