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The Top Five “Hot” Women That Give Us The Icks

After Ellen put together a list of the 100 Hottest Women according to women (not, as most of these lists tend to be decided, according to men). The list was pleasing and interesting in the way you’d expect a list like this would be, if the people determining it didn’t suffer from big-boobs-equals-eyes-glazed-over-syndrome. We were psyched to see Tina Fey top the list, as well as Ellen Page, Katherine Moennig, Kate Winslet, and Mia Kirshner. But as usual, this list made us think about the ladies who didn’t make the list that always make the grade in hot list put together by men. Which women do men find insanely hot that we just don’t understand? Our Top Five list begins with:

5. Nicole Scherzinger from The Pussycat Dolls I would include the entire group of these assinine felines, but sources tell me dudes only find Nicole hot. First of all, I find all that prancing around, talking about pushing on buttons really offensive to, you know, girl power, not to mention the opposite of sexy. She’s like a blowup doll, only with less personality. Keep reading »

Buffy Likes Big Butts

Sarah Michelle Geller is back — and she’s got herself some too! The former Buffy star is busting out with three new movies this year, including Southland Tales, in which she plays a porn star. As shooting wrapped and Sarah Michelle was leaving the set, she just had to snatch one x-rated prop to take home with her. What was her must-have memento? Geller grabbed a fake porn DVD jacket starring her character, that had been created for the film. Since Sarah Michelle doesn’t do nudie scenes or exposure of any kind, the filmmakers had her face Photoshopped onto the DVD wrapping. “They let me pick the body of the girl they put my head on: I picked one with a curvy body and butt,” Sarah Michelle said. We’re kind of surprised the producers didn’t just hire Kim Kardashian. [Star Pulse] Keep reading »

The Kardashian Sisters Gossip About Aunt Flo

I’m just gonna say it. I love the Kardashian sisters. They really know about family values. Here they are instructing their littlest sister, Kendall, about periods! I don’t know about you, but even I learned something, and I’ve had my period since I was 12. [E!: Keeping Up With The Kardashian's] Keep reading »

Condoms, Lubricant, And The Photo Booth Showdown

You probably heard about the LifeStyles photo booth that prints pics atop a strip of condoms. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush were among the celebs who used it to get a little privacy at a Sundance party this January. Well, we heard that LifeStyles was possibly going to bring the booth to Perez Hilton’s birthday bash. They ultimately decided against it, but Perez still managed to get a branded photo booth at his party, and the sponsor, interestingly enough, was K-Y Brand (the makers of lube). Apparently sex and photo booths make for a nice combo. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Jennifer Aniston Mega Jealous About Angie’s Twins?

  • God, some internet gossip sites are so mean! Showbiz Spy claims that Jennifer Aniston is green with envy that Angelina Jolie gets to have two more of Brad Pitt’s babies. Umm, they got divorced two years ago — we’re sure she’s moved on. [Showbiz Spy]
  • Ray J and Brandy’s mom is suing Ray’s sex tape co-star Kim Kardasian because she says the big-rumped tart charged her credit card to the tune of hundreds of thousands of dollars over the two year period they dated. That is a lot of teeny-tiny stretchy dresses! [Perez Hilton]
  • Christina Aguilera says that being a new mom is “inspiring” loads of material for a new album. “Dirrty Diaperrs”, perhaps? [Us Weekly]
  • Sienna Miller’s boyfriend Rhys Ifans has apparently given her a marriage ultimatum because he is tired of being her secret lover. Secret lover? We feel like we can’t avoid seeing pictures of these two, as much as we’d like to! [DListed]
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    Star Couplings: Kim Kardashian’s Butt Still Single

  • The two “engagements” we mentioned yesterday — Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz and Kim Kardashian/Reggie Bush — are supposedly, allegedly not true. Sorry for the legalese — we learned our lesson! [DListed]
  • We thought by ignoring this story that it would go away, but alas, it is not. Britney apparently is dating a paparazzo named Adnan Ghalib who may or may not be married. They spent Christmas together. We’re sure this has nothing to do with the money he’s going to make off totally exclusive pictures of their precious time together. Ugh. [Us Weekly]
  • Stephen Colletti and Lauren Conrad made out again, this time at Hollywood club LAX. Sigh. We miss Brody. [Us Weekly]
  • Star is reporting that the whole Tony Romo/Jessica Simpson romance is just a PR move orchestrated by Simpson’s pervy dad Joe, who’s dying to get his daughter some positive media attention since her last two movie projects have been complete flops. Well, we know that plan definitely backfired in Dallas! [MSNBC]
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    Malaysia’s Minister of Health Stars In Sex Tape And Resigns

    Malaysia’s minister of health, Chua Soi Lek, announced his resignation today after trying (and failing) to brave a sex-tape scandal. This proves that starring in a raunchy video is an unforgivable act outside of Hollywood, despite Kim Kardashian’s statement that “Everyone has sex with their boyfriend. Everyone takes pictures.” Before the minister’s tape came out, he was dealing with infidelity rumors. Then, he was caught on camera, from FOUR different angles, with a “friend.” The minister didn’t deny that it’s him on screen but wants everyone to know that he didn’t have any part in the making of the video, which was edited into two full-length DVDs. As the minister of health, couldn’t he have claimed they were part of a new sex education effort? [NY Times, The Lede] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Ashlee Simpson And Pete Wentz Ring In The New Year

  • Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz hosted a New Years Eve bash together in Miami, made out at midnight, and then it looks like he might have proposed with a teeny-weeny ring. Aww! [PageSix.com]
  • Lindsay Lohan spent the weekend getting frisky with not one, not two, but three Italian men during her stay in Capri. Um, yeah, we’ve been to Italy and had a scandalous 30-minute affair with an Italian bellhop on a roof in Rome and totally cannot fault her. [Perez Hilton]
  • Kim Kardashian and footballer Reggie Bush are engaged. Hooray? [DListed]
  • Slimy paternity-denier Eddie Murphy married Tracey Edmonds over the weekend. Lest you feel sorry for her when he, like, denies he even knows her in six months, remember, she had plenty o’ warning. [Us Weekly]
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    2007 Was One Interesting, Horny Year

    Harry Potter got naked; Dumbledore came out. Kim Kardashian used her sex tape to become “famous”; A nobody pretended she was Meg White so somebody would watch her sex tape. Less attractive men slept with hot women; Hot women impregnated by less-attractive men decided to keep the babies. Presidential candidates paraded their trophy wives; Hillary Clinton displayed her cleavage. Ah, the memories. [Salon]
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    The Kardashians Debate Sex On Film

    So, this weekend it was snowy in New York, and we holed up inside and caught up on the excellently craptastic E! show Keeping Up With the Kardashians. The show surrounds the extended family of the Kardashians (the oldest kids’ father is the late Robert Kardashian, who was one of O.J.’s lawyers), including Hollywood “socialite” Kim Kardashian, who’s famous for having a sex tape, and her massive gang of siblings. [Fun Fact: Kim's mom Kris is married to Bruce Jenner, father to our favorite Hills hottie Brody Jenner!] The whole lot of them (save Brody and his relatively sane father) are a gang of trashy, materialistic celebutards who mostly make us laugh because of their idiocy, but still occasionally offend. But never did we think this trash TV would make us contemplate! Keep reading »

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