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Morning Quickies: Khloe Gave Kim’s Marriage “Six Effing Months”

Kardashian Divorce
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It was 72 whole days of wedded bliss! Read More »
Kim's Wedding Bounty
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What Kim should do with the $17.9 million she earned. Read More »
Khloe Loves Lamar
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Khloe "found herself" when she met hubby Lamar Odom. Read More »
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  • Kathie Lee Gifford revealed on air that Khloe Kardashian walked past her at Kim’s wedding and said “I give it six f**king months.” What a lovely sentiment to share on your sister’s wedding day! [AOL TV]
  • Jessica Biel auditioned for “The Notebook” while filming “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” with Ryan Gosling while covered in blood.  [PopSugar]
  • Just because she’s preggo doesn’t mean Beyoncé will stop wearing crazy-ass heels. [Celebitchy]
  • Elisabetta Canalis is now boinking Mehcad Brooks from “True Blood.” Clooney and Mehcad Brooks? What’s your secret, woman?! [US Weekly] Keep reading »

Salman Rushdie Tweets A Limerick For Kim Kardashian

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Pulitzer Prize winning novelist Salman Rushdie took a break from Tweeting about smart stuff (like which Phillip Roth novel is best … I vote for American Pastoral!) to weigh in on Kim Kardashian’s divorce in limerick form:

“The marriage of poor kim #kardashian was krushed like a kar in a krashian / her kris kried, not fair! why kan’t I keep my share? / But kardashian fell klean outa fashion.”

So this is what it looks like when highbrow and lowbrow make a Twitter baby. Absolutely delightful! I feel like Kim should consider hiring him as her publicist. He could write limericks instead of press releases.

Mind Of Man: An Open Letter To Kim Kardashian

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John DeVore on where his kind are hiding. Read More »
Kim's Wedding Bounty
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What Kim should do with the $17.9 million she earned. Read More »
Kardashian Divorce
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It was 72 whole days of wedded bliss! Read More »

Dearest Kim,

I realize this must be a difficult time for you. I know it is for me.  When I heard of your recent divorce from Kris Humphries, I wondered if I was naïve to still believe in love. But I do believe in love, Kim. Which is why I think you should look at this recent romantic setback as an opportunity. What I’m about to suggest might seem crazy. But love is crazy, Kim. Love wears pants made out of bubble-wrap and a bath mat cape. Love hides under your bed and eats stale snack cakes. When you sleep, love kisses your eyelashes and draws hearts on your forehead with lipstick. Keep reading »

Kris Jenner: Kim Kardashian’s Ring Isn’t Worth $2 Million!

November 2, 2011

Tabloid Bombshell Smack Down: Which Headline Won?

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What Kim should do with the $17.9 million she earned. Read More »
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Jessica Simpson is pregnant for sure. Read More »

Some weeks in the blogging world are known as “slow news weeks.” Those are weeks devoid of pregnancy announcements, sex scandals, and A-list divorces. And there are other weeks when tabloid stories are breaking like waves in a hurricane. Yesterday, we enjoyed a double story break with the announcement of the end of Kim Kardashian’s 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries and Jessica Simpson’s “mummy” confirmation. When big stories break, it’s always strategic. Whenever a celebrity wants to hide something, they make an official statement after the weeklies have dropped.  If they’re vying for media attention and blog love, they go public just in time for the story to make the cover of the upcoming issue. So it’s a gain a week, lose a week principle. Keep reading »

Hot Links: Chris Brown’s Bulge, More Kardashian News & LeAnn Rimes Is Pregnant!

Kardashian Divorce
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It was 72 whole days of wedded bliss! Read More »
Kim's Wedding Bounty
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What Kim should do with the $17.9 million she earned. Read More »
  • How do I put this delicately? Chris Brown is both a big dick and has a big dick. He just wishes the latter made up for the former. (You’ll have to click over to the link for the full photo.) [Crushable]
  • Well this is convenient: Kim Kardashian never got around to changing her last name of Humphries, which means she won’t have to change it back when their divorce is official! From now on, I am going to suggest that everyone wait more than 72 days before changing their names and call it “The Kardashian Waiting Period.” [TMZ]
  • Kris Jenner — that’s Kim’s mom and manager — says Kim didn’t “make a dime” off her wedding, to which I say, “Bitch, pleeeeeasssssse, and I am pregnant with Ryan Gosling’s baby.” [TooFab] Keep reading »
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