“There was at time in my life where all I wanted was a relationship and I thought that was the most important thing. Is it weird that I’m now the single one? It’s definitely a change for me. I have always been the one in a relationship. I like that role, I want that best friend partnership.”
—Kim Kardashian on embracing her unexpected single life. Yes, this is really a People cover story. She talks about how she jumped from one relationship to the next since she was a teen but she feels “powerful” now as a single woman. But the headline is “I Thought I’d Be Married By Now” AND the sub-headline is “I Want to Fall In Love.” My head is spinning trying to decipher all the mixed messages. How am I supposed to feel about being single? Please tell me, mass media. [People] Keep reading »
Hey, I’ve got a great idea—let’s give tweens and teenagers their own credit cards! Oh wait, I actually think that’s a terrible plan, but the Kardashian sisters are all about it. They’ve even lent their name to the new Kardashian Prepaid MasterCards. Which will be available for kids as young as 13.
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Remember how we told you a hot second ago that Kim Kardashian was headed into the recording studio
in her quest to go from reality TV star to singer? Well, she’s already done with her first single! Ha! Think of all those stupid musicians out there who spend days, weeks, months, years
writing music — Kim has just gotten started and she already has her first song done. Slackers! Anyway, presenting “Shake,” sung by Kim Kardashian and the wizardry of auto-tune.
UPDATE: Oh hey, guess what? You can go back to hotly anticipating Kim’s first single, because apparently the warbling on this track isn’t her. [Celebuzz] Keep reading »
Poor Kim Kardashian can’t so much as breathe in a guy’s ear without the media claiming she’s dating him. It’s only been a month since she broke up with NFL star Miles Austin and she’s already been linked to a slew of unlikely suitors! And while some of these guys make her ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush look like an actual saint, we’re still looking out for Kim’s best interests. So we’ve figured out which guys she should shun, shag, or marry. Just in case she’s actually interested in any of them and needs a second opinion. We’re helpful like that.
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You know, I actually like Kim Kardashian. She seems sweet. Her bottom is impressive. And she’s obviously done well selling who she is. But this video from W magazine featuring Kim being interviewed by Lynn Hirschberg is just … What is the word? Well, I guess the most telling part is when she recalls seeing “The Real World” for the first time and realizes that being on a reality TV show is her one true calling in life. That seems … sad, in some way. Or is that just me? In the spirit of not saying anything if what you have to say is bad, I will say that Kim’s hair looks very nice in this video, and she should wear it this way more often. [W] Keep reading »
It didn’t occur to me until I saw this article on how makeup artist Gucci Westman (um, seriously?) turned a naked Kim Kardashian silver that the bravest among us females may be rocking this look come Halloween. So, how’d they turn Kim into the platinum version of Goldfinger? “I wanted it to look like Kim was dipped in silver, like she was liquid,” the artist said of her shellacking plan. All it took was some Kryolan Aquacolor silver body paint, Make Up For Ever silver powder, and a tablespoon of pigment in the Kryolan. Don’t have any of those ingredients handy? You can find them at Make Up For Ever. Of course, if you’re planning on leaving the house, you might also want to don a silver thong or panties and a silver bra or pasties. Boobs and booty not included. [W]
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I guess when you can’t sing, dance, or act, you get naked. Hey, it worked for Kim Kardashian, right? Behold the bodacious beauty and her silver painted bod on the art-themed November issue of W magazine. On the cover, Kim’s naughty bits are covered up by bits of artist Barbara Kruger’s text. Inside, she’s flat-out naked but for her body paint. So, does that make this art, not smut? It’s hard to conclude much about “art” by this, other than W‘s new editor is hellbent on moving copies any way he can. So much for what used to be my favorite magazine. See more at Oh No They Didn’t. Keep reading »
Really? More famous women getting into fights? On Thursday night, Kim Kardashian apparently got into a scuffle at a New York City bar. In the city to shoot her new show, “Kourtney and Kim Take New York,” she went out with her sisters, Kourtney and Khloe, as well as Scott Disick. As Kim explains it on her blog, “A drunk male fan came up to me and asked to take a picture, and I obliged, but his girlfriend, who was also drunk, got a little out of hand. Luckily I had Scott and Khloe there to protect me.”
How did they protect her? After some yelling, someone splashed a drink in this woman’s face. Keep reading »