We’ve already seen Kim Kardashian’s new fragrance ad
: It’s called Voluptuous and it sure looks, uh, “sexy.” We bet it smells amazing. But if you’re not convinced of just how classy this scent gets, this very brief video will tell you all you need to know. [US Weekly
] Keep reading »
In an effort to drive unemployed people totally insane, The Daily Beast has compiled a list of how much celebrities get paid to Tweet. We already told you that Kim Kardashian makes at least $10,000 every time she tweets about a company. And let me refresh your memory: You were majorly bummed out about it. After the jump, prepare to calculate how many 140-character sentences you’d need to compile to buy a house, if only you were famous. Keep reading »
I never found Reggie Bush sexy … until now! I finally understand Kim Kardashian‘s attraction to Reggie, even though he usually looks too short and squat for my tastes. Thanks, Essence, for putting him on the cover of the first-ever “Black Men, Love and Relationships” issue. [Essence] Keep reading »
Kim Kardashian posted this photo on her blog, with the following explanation:
I stopped by Katalyst while Ashton Kutcher was filming! They had this little monkey that the magician, Dynamo, made appear! I thought he was really cute at first, but then he peed on me!! Ashton said the monkey had pooped on him, so I didn’t feel too bad, haha. Gross little monkey!
Wait. Wasn’t her ex, Ray J, into pissing too? [Kim Kardashian Online] Keep reading »
When Kim Kardashian tweets about a company, she gets paid $10,000. Yep, unfortunately, you heard that right. I’ll repeat: Kim Kardashian makes $10K for a single tweet. Get angry. That’s more than I make in, like … err, nevermind. So, how can you make this much in 10 seconds? I dunno, but I can tell you how she does it. Keep reading »
in the sheets. A suggestive dribble of salad dressing. Boobies
. A bubble bath. Just your everyday, average commercial for a tasty Carl’s Jr.
salad. (No, seriously … all their commercials are like this
.) Keep reading »
According to E! News, Kim Kardashian is thanking Quick Trim supplements for her recent weight loss (which she celebrated by posting this photo on her Twitter) and now “only tips the scales at 109—a number she hasn’t seen since she was ‘in the ninth grade.’” Um, congrats I guess, but does anyone else find it weird that she actually remembers what she weighed in the 9th grade, which was over 10 years ago? Maybe it’s because I was way more focused on having perfect skin as a teenager, but I couldn’t tell you what I weigh now, how much I weighed a year ago, or five years ago, let alone what I clocked in at when scrunchies were in style the first time. To me that signals major weight obsession issues — but I suppose schilling for diet pills gave that away, huh? [E! News] Keep reading »
Here’s a trend I’d like to see die — sending oh-so-drop-dead-gorgeous celebrities “undercover” as one of the commoners by giving them layers of chub and ugly makeup. Tyra did it first, getting made-under to look like a “fat” woman so she could see what it was like to be one (coincidentally, that episode re-aired today). Then Vanessa Minnillo essentially copycatted her for “Entertainment Tonight.” Now Kim Kardashian has undergone a three-hour makeover process so she could be on some ridiculous new show on E! called “Secret Celebrity.” Hey, here’s a newsflash: Making over a celeb to look like a “regular” person (i.e., a non-celeb) doesn’t mean you have to give them fugs hair and a weird chin. OK? [ONTD] Keep reading »