I know, right? Finally. After what feels like absolute eons of engagement ring talk, wedding invitation judging, bridal registry complaints, and just plain waiting on pins and needles, Kim Kardashian is officially a married gal. Stop what you’re doing and grab a glass of champagne or some PCP or whatever it is you kids do nowadays and celebrate!
We don’t have any pictures yet – the pictures were sold to People, who will be publishing them in next Friday’s issue – but trust me, as soon as we see any hint of them, you’ll know. We’re krazy for Kardashians! Well, not really, but you know I had to do that.
Ok, if you can’t manage to wait any longer to hear some wedding details, then you just calm your heart, because boy, do I have a good few. Read more… Keep reading »
After nine months together, Kim Kardashian and basketball star Kris Humphries are tying the knot this weekend. Kim’s mom, Kris Jenner, has some advice for her wedding day. “Enjoy every moment and take mental snapshots and just try to remember everything because it goes by so fast,” she said. “You know it’s going to be over in the blink of an eye, and I just want her to remember every single second … The good news is we have a camera crew there to capture the whole thing in case she forgets anything.” Thank goodness? [CeleBuzz]
But Kris isn’t the only one unloading wedding—and furthermore marriage advice—on Kim. After the jump, many, many others weigh in, whether they know Kim or not. Keep reading »
Kim Kardashian is getting hitched this weekend, and her family isn’t telling us too much about how things we’ll be going down. Mom Kris Jenner tells us that Kim is cool as a cucumber. Luckily, Khloe Kardashian let a little more slip. She divulged that (gasp!) Kim’s bridesmaids will be wearing (ZOMG!) green. Now, I love green—all shades, from mint to kelly to hunter. But I do think it’s a slightly strange color to pick for bridesmaid dresses because the first thing that will pop into the guests’ minds when they see them will be “green with envy.” And who wants their bridesmaids to be envious? [People]
This got me thinking—do different bridesmaid dress colors send subtle subliminal messages to guests? Obviously. After the jump, our taxonomy of what different bridesmaid dress colors say about you. Keep reading »
“Everyone says that you freak out, but I think my freakout moments kind of happened at the beginning when we decided to get married this summer … I took the red-eye at midnight, landed at eight in the morning in New York, ran to Vera Wang for a dress fitting at 10 a.m., and then left at noon on another flight out, I was literally in for an hour, back out. I spent like 11 hours on a plane just to spend three hours in New York. It was so worth it.”
—Kim Kardashian tells reporters that she is feeling calm and collected with just a week to go until her wedding to Kris Humphries. At the party celebrating the release of the first 3D magazine, for which she was the cover girl, she told reporters that she made a trip to New York just for a last minute dress fitting. I’d say that I can’t wait to see the dress, but considering that her wedding special on E! is going to be a whopping four hours, I think I will get my fill of it soon enough. [NY Daily News] Keep reading »
In the world of things we’ve never heard of and didn’t know were possible, Kim Kardashian will be the cover girl for the world’s very first entirely 3D magazine. How can a magazine be three dimensional, you ask? Famed photographer Nick Saglimbeni has created and trademarked the world’s first 3D camera. And naturally, he thought of professional-picture-poser Kim K for his big 3D debut. The magazine, appropriately titled World’s Most Beautiful will be released on August 8th. Can you even stand the suspense?
Kim is more than thrilled with the cover. Keep reading »
Kim Kardashian has set a wedding date—August 20th. And it is going to be one of the biggest displays of extravagance we’ve seen in a long time. The word on the street is that she is hiring a fleet of Maybachs and Rolls Royces—two of the world’s most expensive cars—to bring her guests to her wedding. I’d like to criticize this, but I guess you can do such things when you have the cash just laying around, or if you know People is going to pay you $1,000,000 for the exclusive wedding photos. The way I see it, if Kimmy wants diamond confetti thrown at her on her special day, that’s her prerogative. She’s only going to get married (again) once, right? (Right?) Either way, we guess there are a lot more ridiculous things one could spend their fortune on. Click through these photos to see some of the most insane things celebrities have done with their money. Keep reading »
“Sometimes I feel like a zoo animal. I’ll be at a restaurant, and someone will put their phone in front of my face and take a picture without saying hi.”
—Kim Kardashian talks to Cosmopolitan about what it’s like to be a tabloid star. Wait, she’s surprised when people snap picks of her? Isn’t that exactly what she courted by televising the mundanities of her life? But the real question is—if Kim were a zoo animal, what would she be? I’m going with lemur. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »
Ever since Casey Anthony was found not guilty of murdering her 2-year-old daughter, Caylee, there has been an explosion of emotion about the crime online. Oodles of famous folks, from Miley Cyrus to Rainn Wilson, have chimed in to express their disbelief. After the jump, some of the most extreme reactions so far to yesterday’s (somewhat) unexpected verdict. Keep reading »
I don’t know about you guys, but I have been laying awake in bed every night for the last who knows how long, trying to figure something out: Is Kim Kardashian’s butt real? Well, a restful night’s sleep is in my future, as Kim has gotten an x-ray of her famous badonkadonk, proving once and for all that she does not have ass implants. I am so relieved. Also, curious — what would an x-ray of my ass look like? Would insurance cover such a thing? [The Superficial] Keep reading »
Having a type is one thing. I mean, there are a zillion celebs out there whose new beaus physically resemble their exes. But Reggie Bush has taken things to the next level. As Kim Kardashian plans her televised wedding to Kris Humphries, Reggie has a new lady of his own—model Melissa Molinaro. And she doesn’t just resemble Kim. She is that girl from the Old Navy commercial who impersonated Kim and did such a good job that many people actually thought it was her. Keep reading »