Your name may not start with a K (or maybe it does, but stay with me here), you aren’t having a baby with Kanye West, and you’ve never “taken” Miami, but dressing like a Kardashian sister? That you can do, thanks to Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe’s seriously affordable Kardashian Kollection for Sears. Here are 10 pieces we’re koveting (sorry, had to) right now…
Yup, this L’Officiel Hommes magazine cover shows exactly how that baby girl growing in Kim Kardashian’s belly got made, in case you were unclear.
Although let’s be real: these two fuck with like, 17, mirrors surrounding them. [Huffington Post]
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are having a baby girl. And Kim Kardashian wore an atrocious outfit. Of the baby girl, they are “over the moon.” Why is that the go-to phrase for everyone about pregnancy? A source also told Us Weekly, “Kanye always wanted a girl.” Cool story, bro. Read more…
Let me make this clear: pregnant or not, no one should ever wear these pants. Kim Kardashian should have pulled these out of her closet, shook her head and said “Let’s not and say we did,” and then tossed them into the trash. I couldn’t make out the print, so I zoomed in real close in Photoshop and I’m pretty sure my eyesight is now ruined. Thanks, Kim. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
I realize this is probably a very popular pose for tourists visiting the iconic Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janiero, but Kim and Kanye posing like Jesus bugs me something fierce. Because you know they take themselves that seriously that this isn’t even a goofy pose. These are photos they’re going to blow up real large and mount above their mantel in their kadrillion dollar house and call art. You know I’m right.
On the one side, you’ve got Duchess Catherine and Prince William, actual British royalty who are experiencing the highs and lows of their first pregnancy. On the other: Kimye — aka Kim Kardashian and Kanye West – who are expecting the fruit of their loins around the same time. What would happen if the two unborns were to somehow develop not only sentient thoughts, but also the ability to text in utero? The bloggers at Mom.me imagined what such an exchange might be like. See the start of their conversation after the jump, and the rest at the link! [Mom.me] Keep reading »
Consider this my one and only contribution to the Kimye Baby Bump Watch Spectacle 2013. I hate myself. [Photos: Pacific Coast News]
What do you guys know about Scott Disick? I know that he is the most fascinating and, scarily enough, often the most logical specimen on “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” or any variation or spin-off thereof. I know that he refers to himself by the moniker of “Lord Disick,” a title he bought online. I know that a sophisticated older French girl I went to prep school with who never wore deodorant hung out with him at a club in the Hamptons (The Elm, if you must know), where he bragged about how he was using Kourtney for her money and didn’t give a shit about her and slept with other girls all the time. Which, like, I find so hard to believe. “Sentimental Scott” Disick? No way.
Anyway, I saw the greatest “Kourtney and Kim Take Miami” episode the other night, where Kourtney is pissed off because Scott is hanging out with all these lesbians, and then Kourtney squirts breast milk on Kim’s psoriasis. This really got me to thinking about what Scott actually does with his life. Who is he really, and where did he come from? I found myself needing answers that I couldn’t find on any Wikipedia page. Fortunately for me, Scott did a recent interview in Haute Living magazine (I’ve never read that magazine but I know that I hate it) where he dished on style, skincare, and “Seinfeld.” Here are a few things I learned… Keep reading »