“I love being a wife. It’s really fun, but I don’t feel any different. I still have that exciting, dating feeling with him … Hopefully soon [we'll start thinking about family]. Being a mom is something I’ve always wanted, so I would love to be one someday. It would be a dream that all three of us, even Kourtney again, were pregnant at the same time. That would be amazing.”
—Kim Kardashian talks to People about how long she and Kris Humphries plan to wait before making a baby. Oh, wait a second. She wants to get pregnant at the same time as her sisters? Sounds like there might be some kind of pregnancy pact in the works here. [People] Keep reading »
“My mom pretty much forced me to do this show. She did the same thing to Kim and now she’s doing it to me. [My mom told me] always smile and be yourself and let people see a side of you that they’ve never seen when they watch our show.”
—Rob Kardashian explains why he decided to sign on for “Dancing with the Stars.” Because his mama, Kris Jenner, told him to. Wait a second, Kris also strong-armed Kim into doing the show in 2008? Why did both of them listen to her? Kim, if your mom told you to
jump off a bridge participate in a truly embarrassing ’80s music video, would you do that too? Oh. [Wet Paint]
After the jump, Carson Kressley on his big fear for the show. Keep reading »
Now this is majorly awkies. A week after Kris Humphries tied the knot with Kim Kardashian, he ended up a flight from Los Angeles to New Orleans on Sunday with none other than Ray J, Kim’s ex. More specifically, the ex with whom she recorded the sex tape which made her famous and that an anonymous bidder purchased this week so that it would no longer be available online. As Page Six reports, the two guys ended up across the aisle from each other in first class. After a few minutes of silence, Kris moved to another seat. A few minutes later, Ray J walked up to him and congratulated him on his recent nuptials.
After the jump, we imagine how this conversation went. Keep reading »
Kim Kardashian, who hopes to have a second career as a recording artist, never released a video for her song “Jam (Turn It Up).” And judging from this 54-second clip that Perez Hilton leaked, we totally get why. It’s awful. Basically, it’s a slew of pervy shots of Kim’s butt in slow motion as she crawls around in a pair of hot pink vinyl hot pants that are riding up her cheeks. Yes, you can even kinda see her crack. Ironically, this leak comes on the heels of the news that her sex tape will soon be disappearing from the interwebs, thanks to an anonymous client who has bought it. Perhaps this is Kris Humphries’ wedding gift to his new bride? But now what’s he gonna do about this video? [Huffington Post, Chicago Tribune] Keep reading »
But where is Gulliver, I mean, where is Kim‘s new husband Kris Humphries? Is People trying to give the impression that he doesn’t matter?! [People] Keep reading »
A few years back, one of my friends was having a hard time with the fact that her younger sister was getting married. She felt self-conscious about being dateless to the big event, and so anguished about buying a hot dress to wear. When she emailed me a photo of a dress she finally felt good about, I gasped. It was white and strapless. How do I tell her that it is totally inappropriate to wear white since that, duh, is the color her sister will be wearing? I thought. In the end, I told her it was lovely but suggested that she talk to her sister about it as soon as possible. Her sister flipped. A fight ensued.
So I’m very surprised that recently, two very high profile brides have chosen to put their maids of honor in white. Keep reading »
In the 48 hours since Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries tied the knot in Montecito, California, we’ve been getting a pretty continuous stream of details of what went down at the nuptials. After the jump, the good, the bad, and the WTF of the biggest reality television wedding of the summer. Sorry, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo. Keep reading »
Did you hear? Kim Kardashian got married this weekend! Who knew?! Crazy right? How did she and new husband Kris Humphries keep their nuptials so top secret?? I kid. The Kardashians don’t do anything quietly, least of all something normally sort of private like getting married, which is why Kim stands to profit in the millions
for walking down the aisle. More on that later. But part of that money making scheme involves a wedding special that will air on E! in October — but the network released a sneak peak at what went down this weekend, including a glimpse at Kim’s Vera Wang wedding dress. You’ll get the full view when exclusive photos — of course — run in People
this week. And now I shall return to rolling pennies, petting my dog, and wondering if I’ll die alone and childless. Keep reading »