I have a weird, deep-rooted soft spot for the Kardashian klan and all of its various … idiosyncrasies, and I do not agree with the current media fixation upon “shaming” Kim’s very pregnant body. Yes, she’s been looking like the star of the Butt and Belly Parade, but there’s a vulnerability and naiveté about Kim that makes me feel sad for her. HOWEVER. With that said. Is that … denim? Should I just close my eyes and look away? I think I should. [Photo: FameFlynet]
Looking at pictures of women with cartoonishly large breasts, bound and gagged in the backseat of the trunk of a car, you might think you’re looking at bondage porn.
But no, you would be looking at someone’s idea of “advertising” for the Ford Motor Company. The tagline? “Leave Your Worries Behind.” Keep reading »
Not to concern troll, especially because I am not in the habit of feeling sorry for Kim Kardashian, but seriously, guys, I weep for this woman’s feet, lower back, and rabidly stretching stomach region. You would think that Kim would give herself a day off from dressing to the nines from time to time because, you know, she’s pregnant. I would just love to see Kim go for lunch with family or friends in some stretchy pants, a loose T-shirt and a pair of sneakers, rather than a skintight leather skirt and stilettos. I mean, this is an outfit I would find horrifically uncomfy on even my best day. Take a load off, Kim. Your feet are gonna swell on their own accord, they don’t need the help of painful high heels. And wouldn’t it be nice to give your belly a break from straining against the waist line of some absurd piece of couture? Because I don’t even really like you and yet I am experiencing sympathy pain. At the very least, do it for me. [Photos: Fame/Flynet/INFDaily]
It seems like every other woman in Hollywood is pregnant right now, doesn’t it? From Kim Kardashian to Kristen Bell, a ton of celeb ladies have made the transition into maternity wear. How does their pregnancy style stack up? Click on the gallery to check out 6 pregnant celebs’ trademark maternity looks, and how to steal their style for yourself (if you’re so inclined)…
The Kardashians have graduated from bodily fluids to bodily scents. On last night’s episode of the “Kourtney and Kim Take Miami,” Khloe sniffed Kim and Kourtney’s koochies to see which one smelled better. I believe you would call this a vagina off. It’s like a dance off, but with krotches. The Kardashian vagina off began as all vagina offs do — with jealousy. When Khloe said, “Kim, you’re so gor-gina, that sometimes I want to put my dick in your mouth,” it was ON! Keep reading »
Shocker: Some of the stuff you saw on Kim Kardashian’s reality show may not have actually been true to life. Case in point: Court documents obtained by Life & Style reveal that when Kris Humphries proposed to Kim, she made him do it all over again so they could re-shoot the scene; seems she didn’t like her reaction in the first “take.” The documents also include an admission from a producer that other “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” scenes, including at least two that depicted Humphries in a bad light, were either scripted, re-shot, or edited. Oh, and Kim uses a “tear stick” to get herself to cry. Read more…
I still don’t know why Kim Kardashian is famous, but I’m sure as hell glad she is. Without her, we’d lack someone to carry Kanye’s baby or a reason to care about Lord Scott Disick. But just in case your life, like mine, does not have Kim everywhere, you need a completely ridiculous iPhone case of “crying Kim.” They’re from Etsy.com, of course. I have no words. It sums up everything we feel about Kim: love her enough to put her on a phone, but not without a hint of spite in the form of an awkward crying photo. [Etsy.com]
Raise your hand if you were surprised that Kim Kardashian got a facial from her own blood. Grossed out? Yes. Surprised? No. Because Kim’s syringe-wielding skincare routine was just the latest example in a Kardashian family past time: playing with their own body fluids. This family will have none of your conventions of “taste” or “hygiene.” Strap on your latex gloves and join me for a stroll down memory lane.
And I don’t mean that in a flattering way. This all-white ensemble reminds me of one of Georgia O’Keefe’s flower paintings, like a sort of vaginal magnolia, you know? I’m personally of mind that this would look stupid on anyone, big or small, pregnant or not pregnant, because it’s ridiculously hideous. But it looks especially stupid on someone headed to the airport. Yes, Kim wore this garment to fly. I hope she brought a Tide Stick because she’s one bump of turbulence away from an unfortunate V8 stain. Georgia would not approve. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]