I wanted to be excited that Kim Zolciak’s 13-year-old daughter Brielle actually asked her mom for a purity ring on the latest episode of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” but the whole thing fell apart for me when she started negotiating her abstinence expiration date. 18? 19? 20? I don’t know a whole lot about abstinence rings (or abstinence), but I was under the impression that wearing one meant you were saving yourself for marriage, not for college. So just to recap, Brielle got a $3,000 diamond ring to keep her hymen intact until college. And Kim thinks this is brilliant. Am I missing something here? Do purity rings expire whenever you want them to? And … what the hell is Kim wearing? Please help me understand. Keep reading »
Oh, look, Kim Zolciak of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” is engaged. She is also pregnant. And purportedly smoking. Her fiance is Kroy Biermann, a defensive end for the Atlanta Falcons, and he is 25. (Kim is 32.) Rumor has it this could lead to Kim getting her own spin-off reality show. So, you know, good luck on that. It worked for Bethenny Frankel. [Radar] Keep reading »
A week ago on “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” Kim Zolciak went to see Sheree perform at a charity event called “Dancing Stars of Atlanta,” and found herself transfixed by the butt of Atlanta Falcons defensive end, Kroy Biermann. “That’s the nicest butt I’ve seen on a white guy,” she said, before complimenting him on his posterior. They exchanged numbers and, apparently, have been seeing each other on the regs. Now Kim is pregnant with her third child. “I was surprised,” she said to Life & Style. “While it wasn’t planned, God clearly has a bigger and better plan for us and we’re excited.” [Life & Style]
We are, too? After the jump, 10 presents we’d like to give at Kim’s baby shower. Keep reading »
What? You didn’t realize Kim Zolciak’s flaxen locks weren’t her own? [In Touch via Dlisted] Keep reading »
We were shocked and awed to learn that comedienne Fran Drescher will be launching her own hour-long talk show on Fox after Thanksgiving. It’s not that Fran’s not funny (I mean, what’s not to love about “The Nanny”?) — and her story of beating uterine cancer is inspiring. But, really, who wants to listen to Drescher’s nasal tone and snorty laugh for an hour?
We would like to appeal to Fox’s head honchos to please not make this a reality. Instead, after the jump, we offer 8 other potential talk show hosts who are less nasal and more crazy than Fran. Keep reading »