This is Param, or as he goes by on Instagram, Lavish. He has a lot of money — or rather, his parents have a lot of money — and they don’t mind him stealing a few hundred thousand for posing and playing. Hailing from San Francisco, Lavish has amassed more than 70,000 followers on Instagram, fans who are mystified by his bizarrely luxurious life. But let’s just hear from Lavish in his own words, shall we? “My life is like Louis Vuitton, everyone wants it. You made ur bed so sleep in it peasants.”
Lavish prolifically documents his excessive lifestyle on the ‘gram. There’s the “using Perrier to flush my toilets” photo. The “I’m using hundred dollar bills as a blanket” shot. And the “Of course I hand in my civics homework with $175 gold-plated staples, bitch” picture. His excess is so well-known that even noted ascetic and frugal chef Rihanna commented on some of his photos. Keep reading »
As most people already know, the ubiquitous Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are expecting a baby. I’m happy for them. Unlike most people, I don’t mind Kim Kardashian. She makes an obscene amount of money for being herself (or the version of herself she wants us to see). I’m someone who’d be happy to make an obscene amount of money the same way.
Despite being here for the media blitz surrounding the Kimye bebe, a recent statement the mom-to-be made gave me to pause. And, no, I’m not talking about that weird fake tweet.
In an interview with BET, Kim Kardashian said, “I have a lot of friends that are all different nationalities, and their children are bi-racial. So they have kind of talked to me a little bit about it, what to expect and what not to expect. I think that the most important thing is how I would want to raise my children, is just to not see color. That’s important to me.” Keep reading »
I have a weird, deep-rooted soft spot for the Kardashian klan and all of its various … idiosyncrasies, and I do not agree with the current media fixation upon “shaming” Kim’s very pregnant body. Yes, she’s been looking like the star of the Butt and Belly Parade, but there’s a vulnerability and naiveté about Kim that makes me feel sad for her. HOWEVER. With that said. Is that … denim? Should I just close my eyes and look away? I think I should. [Photo: FameFlynet]
Looking at pictures of women with cartoonishly large breasts, bound and gagged in the backseat of the trunk of a car, you might think you’re looking at bondage porn.
But no, you would be looking at someone’s idea of “advertising” for the Ford Motor Company. The tagline? “Leave Your Worries Behind.” Keep reading »
Not to concern troll, especially because I am not in the habit of feeling sorry for Kim Kardashian, but seriously, guys, I weep for this woman’s feet, lower back, and rabidly stretching stomach region. You would think that Kim would give herself a day off from dressing to the nines from time to time because, you know, she’s pregnant. I would just love to see Kim go for lunch with family or friends in some stretchy pants, a loose T-shirt and a pair of sneakers, rather than a skintight leather skirt and stilettos. I mean, this is an outfit I would find horrifically uncomfy on even my best day. Take a load off, Kim. Your feet are gonna swell on their own accord, they don’t need the help of painful high heels. And wouldn’t it be nice to give your belly a break from straining against the waist line of some absurd piece of couture? Because I don’t even really like you and yet I am experiencing sympathy pain. At the very least, do it for me. [Photos: Fame/Flynet/INFDaily]
It seems like every other woman in Hollywood is pregnant right now, doesn’t it? From Kim Kardashian to Kristen Bell, a ton of celeb ladies have made the transition into maternity wear. How does their pregnancy style stack up? Click on the gallery to check out 6 pregnant celebs’ trademark maternity looks, and how to steal their style for yourself (if you’re so inclined)…
The Kardashians have graduated from bodily fluids to bodily scents. On last night’s episode of the “Kourtney and Kim Take Miami,” Khloe sniffed Kim and Kourtney’s koochies to see which one smelled better. I believe you would call this a vagina off. It’s like a dance off, but with krotches. The Kardashian vagina off began as all vagina offs do — with jealousy. When Khloe said, “Kim, you’re so gor-gina, that sometimes I want to put my dick in your mouth,” it was ON! Keep reading »
Shocker: Some of the stuff you saw on Kim Kardashian’s reality show may not have actually been true to life. Case in point: Court documents obtained by Life & Style reveal that when Kris Humphries proposed to Kim, she made him do it all over again so they could re-shoot the scene; seems she didn’t like her reaction in the first “take.” The documents also include an admission from a producer that other “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” scenes, including at least two that depicted Humphries in a bad light, were either scripted, re-shot, or edited. Oh, and Kim uses a “tear stick” to get herself to cry. Read more…
I still don’t know why Kim Kardashian is famous, but I’m sure as hell glad she is. Without her, we’d lack someone to carry Kanye’s baby or a reason to care about Lord Scott Disick. But just in case your life, like mine, does not have Kim everywhere, you need a completely ridiculous iPhone case of “crying Kim.” They’re from Etsy.com, of course. I have no words. It sums up everything we feel about Kim: love her enough to put her on a phone, but not without a hint of spite in the form of an awkward crying photo. [Etsy.com]