Told you I wasn’t done posting about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s wedding! (As much as I thought I wasn’t going to want to, writing about Kimye is actually a lovely reprieve from certain other depressing subjects that I’ve been otherwise engrossed in.)
So! Here’s what we know: Kim wore a custom Givenchy dress for the ceremony and this is the only photo we’ve got of it so far, since the official photos have apparently been exclusively granted to Vogue. (Kanye and daughter North also wore custom Givenchy.) Andrea Bocelli sang Kim down the aisle, John Legend sang that song “All Of Me” at some point, and the couple’s first dance was to Etta James’ “At Last” and Otis Redding’s “These Arms Of Mine” and “Tenderness.” Long first dance, guys. Anyway, then Kanye grabbed the mic and rapped a bit because of course.
Later on, Kanye gave a wedding speech, nay, rant that, according to Us Weekly, went like this: Keep reading »
Here is a photo of Kim Kardashian and fiance Kanye West headed to their rehearsal dinner at the Palace of Versailles, yawn, in Paris. Matching-ish tuxedos with plunging necklines — cute! God, I can’t wait for this spectacle to be OVER. One. More. Day! [Photo: Pacific Coast News]
Now that is the face of a man defeated. Sad Kanye is nothing new, of course. A quick perusal of the Tumblr blog Sad Kanye reveals that the self-proclaimed God has been seen looking pretty bummed out at fashion shows, on the red carpet and hanging poolside, not to mention with fiancee Kim Kardashian by his side on more than a few occasions. But I don’t think Sad Kanye has ever looked more sad than he does preparing to zip-line in Mexico. What’s wrong, Yeezy? Harness too tight? Or does that upcoming wedding got you stressed? We’re here for you whenever you’re ready to talk. [Reddit via Gawker]