It’s all starting to come together now. Why Kim Kardashian needed to get rid of Kris Humphries after only 72 days of marriage. On the latest episode of “Kourtney & Kim Take New York,” he seemed awfully concerned with Jonathan Cheban’s (Kim’s PR guy) sexual orientation. Like, suspiciously so. Could someone be questioning? Does someone have a secret candle stash? Equally charming is the part where we are forced to watch him chew with his mouth open while spewing his ignorance. Lovely. [Buzzfeed]
Divorce? What divorce? Did you know that Kim Kardashian is now a size 2? Look over here at Kim in a red bikini! Look! Look at her bikini bod and forget about everything that happened in the last six months. Deflect with her diet of eggs, fish, chicken and salad. Intrigue with her dedication to eating organically and drinking wheatgrass. Amaze with tales of her hour-long training sessions. Nope … didn’t work. That trick really only works with toddlers and dogs. I’m still waiting for a sincere explanation about her 72-day marriage. I mean, Sinead O’Connor’s only lasted 16 days and she had some insight, albeit disturbing: “I felt like I was living in a coffin.” [Celebitchy]
I’m not 100 percent crazy about PETA — a lot of their advertising and marketing employs sexist tactics in order to promote their pro-animal message. That said, their latest move — to single out Kim Kardashian and Janet Jackson for their pro-fur lifestyles — might not be a bad move. The animal rights organization awarded the two celebs the “Celebrity Grinch Award” for wearing and promoting animal fur.
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Several brands associated with the Kardashian Klan are being investigated for ties with sweatshop labor. According to Charles Kernaghan, the executive director of the Institute for Global Labour and Human Rights, “The Kardashians are in bed with some pretty bad people,” who are keeping workers “abused and virtually imprisoned.” Keep reading »
Christmas card or Vogue pictorial? Kind of hard to tell given the sheer volume of Blue Steel happening in this photo. [Crushable]