As they do. As part of their European Honeymoon Tour, newlyweds Kim Kardashian and Kanye West paid a visit to Ploskovice Castle in the Czech Republic for the wedding of a stylist friend — and found a moment to slip each other the tongue. Also, I thought it was verboten to wear white to a wedding, but I’ve noticed that the opposite seems to be true when it comes to the weddings of the one percent. Like, some rich people want people to wear white to their weddings, maybe even require it as part of the dress code. What’s up with that? Anyway, after the jump, a hilarious (to me) photo of Kanye guzzling from a big ol’ white goblet. These two are living the life. [Photos: Pacific Coast News] Keep reading »
Kim and Kanye. So adorable. So loathsome. Totally meant to be. [Photos via E!]
It’s not often that I praise The New York Post for its journalism, but they wrote the best Kimye wedding coverage of all time. [Uproxx]
Told you I wasn’t done posting about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s wedding! (As much as I thought I wasn’t going to want to, writing about Kimye is actually a lovely reprieve from certain other depressing subjects that I’ve been otherwise engrossed in.)
So! Here’s what we know: Kim wore a custom Givenchy dress for the ceremony and this is the only photo we’ve got of it so far, since the official photos have apparently been exclusively granted to Vogue. (Kanye and daughter North also wore custom Givenchy.) Andrea Bocelli sang Kim down the aisle, John Legend sang that song “All Of Me” at some point, and the couple’s first dance was to Etta James’ “At Last” and Otis Redding’s “These Arms Of Mine” and “Tenderness.” Long first dance, guys. Anyway, then Kanye grabbed the mic and rapped a bit because of course.
Later on, Kanye gave a wedding speech, nay, rant that, according to Us Weekly, went like this: Keep reading »
Here is a photo of Kim Kardashian and fiance Kanye West headed to their rehearsal dinner at the Palace of Versailles, yawn, in Paris. Matching-ish tuxedos with plunging necklines — cute! God, I can’t wait for this spectacle to be OVER. One. More. Day! [Photo: Pacific Coast News]