When you look at as many paparazzi photos as I do, looking for new, interesting shots to post, you start to notice trends. Amy Winehouse always wore ballet flats, for example. Paris Hilton always poses like she has to pee. And, as I realized this morning, Kanye West is always whispering to girlfriend Kim Kardashian. What’s so secretive that he often blocks his mouth with his hand, so paparazzi can’t read his lips? I decided to imagine the possibilities….
Mama Kris must be working overtime! How else to explain the lightning fast and intense passions that burn between her daughter Kim and Mr. Kanye West? The two do everything together. Like here, notice Kanye accompanying Kim to a laser hair removal appointment. Or maybe it’s the other way around? I bet they’ve installed that couples commode in their respective palatial estates, so they don’t have to potty away from each other. Here’s hoping all this works out, and they’ll be together
through Kim’s contractually obligated season eight of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” forever.
Kim Kardashian, love her or love to hate her, girlfriend always looks on point in the style and beauty department. As she reminisced in a recent episode of “Keeping of the Kardashians,” “Remember when we used to do our own hair and makeup?” Nowadays, Kim’s hair, makeup, and style are in the hands of her glam squad. (Her scent, however, is all Kardashian — her True Reflection perfume is in stores now!) and in this video, they share how to get a look for day inspired by Kim. Check it out above! Keep reading »
We all know that Kris Jenner, mom to the Kardashian Klan, cares more about her children’s well-being than, say, their level of fame, right? So it’s a bit shocking to hear that Kris Humphries, destined to forever be known as the ever-so-brief spouse of Kim Kardashian, claims Jenner actually told Kim to make the infamous sex tape that skyrocketed her to fame and fortune. As if that’s not creepy enough, Jenner then told Kim to re-shoot it because it didn’t look good enough the first time. Read more…
Kim, you look great in this cape and Lestat blouse! It’s awesome! You might even be wearing less makeup these days! Probably not though. I have one serious, serious conundrum, though, and that is pant-boots. Are these pant-boots, like you had on the other day? Is it pants, tucked into open-toed boots? Why do open-toed boots exist? Where are you getting all of these pant-boots? Is there a store for that? Is it DW Kanye West? Is Kanye enabling this? Worse still, is he encouraging it? Is a line of pant-boots your next business venture? … Hey, don’t get any ideas. Pant-boots are not, and never will be, a thing. I hope. But then again, I also said the same thing about you. You see how that turned out.