The only thing that surprises me about an alleged Kanye West sex tape is that it has taken this long for one to be made public — Kanye gives off the vibe that he videotapes every sexual encounter, doesn’t he? Radar Online is reporting that a 20-minute-long sex tape of Kanye with an “unidentified female” who says “at the beginning of the video that she’s 18 years old” and resembles Kim Kardashian with her curvy body and long, black hair, is being shopped around. Radar, who watched the sex tape in its entirety, says Kanye and the woman have sex without kissing and use a condom while doing the deed. (Good for you for having safe sex, Kanye!) Yeezy also makes eye contact with the camera during the film, signifying he knows the video was being shot. Frankly this is the most underwhelming news ever, although I am somewhat skeeved out that he’s 35 years old and banging an alleged 18-year-old. Again, not surprised. [Radar Online, Dlisted] [Image: Splash News]
Beyoncé does not want to be friends with Kim Kardashian, so Kim went and got herself a pet kitten. I see what you did there! Fortunately, it’s a cute kitten — as cute as Choupette, even, and coming from me, that’s saying something.
But I don’t believe that Mercy, the Teacup Persian she named after one of Kanye’s songs, is anything other than an adorable publicity stunt. Just look at the way she’s carrying Mercy around everywhere in her arms. That’s what giant purses are for, Kimmy.
Sheer clothing is a sexy, revealing way to dress, but if you’re not careful, you can show juusssst a little too much. Not that that’s necessarily a bad thing; if you’re Kim Kardashian, who rocked a sheer shirt over a sheer bra in New York City this week, you can probably get away with it. Click through for some more sexy celebs in sheer, see-through fabric. (Caution: Some shots are NSFW!)
We all know Kanye West declared his love for Kim Kardashian—and dissed Kris Humphries—in his recent song “Theraflu,” but it turns out the rapper has actually been sending Kim secret messages via song for years. Like, since 2009, sources “extremely close” to Kanye tell TMZ. One example, from that year’s “Knock You Down,” which came out while Kim was dating football star Reggie Bush:
“You was always the cheerleader of my dreams / To seem to only date the head of football teams / And I was the class clown that always kept you laughing / We were never meant to be, baby we just happened.” Read more…