Raise your hand if you were surprised that Kim Kardashian got a facial from her own blood. Grossed out? Yes. Surprised? No. Because Kim’s syringe-wielding skincare routine was just the latest example in a Kardashian family past time: playing with their own body fluids. This family will have none of your conventions of “taste” or “hygiene.” Strap on your latex gloves and join me for a stroll down memory lane.
And I don’t mean that in a flattering way. This all-white ensemble reminds me of one of Georgia O’Keefe’s flower paintings, like a sort of vaginal magnolia, you know? I’m personally of mind that this would look stupid on anyone, big or small, pregnant or not pregnant, because it’s ridiculously hideous. But it looks especially stupid on someone headed to the airport. Yes, Kim wore this garment to fly. I hope she brought a Tide Stick because she’s one bump of turbulence away from an unfortunate V8 stain. Georgia would not approve. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Attention-starved Kim Kardashian and wee rap snack Kanye West were at the Givenchy show in Paris over the weekend, celebrating Riccardo Tisci’s latest creations. But believe it or not, there was one person who managed to steal the attention from the powdered fameballs…
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Your name may not start with a K (or maybe it does, but stay with me here), you aren’t having a baby with Kanye West, and you’ve never “taken” Miami, but dressing like a Kardashian sister? That you can do, thanks to Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe’s seriously affordable Kardashian Kollection for Sears. Here are 10 pieces we’re koveting (sorry, had to) right now…
Yup, this L’Officiel Hommes magazine cover shows exactly how that baby girl growing in Kim Kardashian’s belly got made, in case you were unclear.
Although let’s be real: these two fuck with like, 17, mirrors surrounding them. [Huffington Post]