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Baby’s Life Will Be Kept “Private,” Kim Kardashian Promises

Kimye Procreates!
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Kim's Pregnancy Essentials
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Ugh, Scott
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  • Kim Kardashian says she and Kanye West have decided their baby’s life will be kept “private” and she “doesn’t think” little Kauliflower or Koolio will appear on her reality shows. “When the baby is old enough and she or he decides that’s what they want to do, then that will be a decision,” she told Jimmy Kimmel last night. [US Weekly]
  • Here’s your autotune of the day: Katie Couric pleading “Why?? Why, Manti?” [The Daily What]
  • Pie chart! Why we suspect our boyfriend might be fake. [The Hairpin]
  • Emily from xoJane has penned the piece that I’ve been meaning to write myself about how shopping really sucks when you’re too large for a size 10 or 12 but too small for plus-size. Us girls on the cusp want to wear cute clothes, too! [xoJane]

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Scott Disick Talks To Haute Living About His Exhausting Daily Routine

Scott Was A Model!
He appeared on the cover of these young adult horse books. Read More »
Scott On Kourtney
Her design sense is out of "Beetlejuice." Read More »
All Hail Lord Disick
Complete with a vanity cane. Read More »

What do you guys know about Scott Disick? I know that he is the most fascinating and, scarily enough, often the most logical specimen on “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” or any variation or spin-off thereof. I know that he refers to himself by the moniker of “Lord Disick,” a title he bought online. I know that a sophisticated older French girl I went to prep school with who never wore deodorant hung out with him at a club in the Hamptons (The Elm, if you must know), where he bragged about how he was using Kourtney for her money and didn’t give a shit about her and slept with other girls all the time. Which, like, I find so hard to believe. “Sentimental Scott” Disick? No way.

Anyway, I saw the greatest “Kourtney and Kim Take Miami” episode the other night, where Kourtney is pissed off because Scott is hanging out with all these lesbians, and then Kourtney squirts breast milk on Kim’s psoriasis. This really got me to thinking about what Scott actually does with his life. Who is he really, and where did he come from? I found myself needing answers that I couldn’t find on any Wikipedia page. Fortunately for me, Scott did a recent interview in Haute Living magazine (I’ve never read that magazine but I know that I hate it) where he dished on style, skincare, and “Seinfeld.” Here are a few things I learned… Keep reading »

Style Stealer: Kim Kardashian Is Lovely In Black Lace

Getting impregnated with baby Kimye has done wonders for Kim Kardashian’s sense of style. She’s phased out the avant garde burlap rompers for really lovely, slightly more modest looks that totally flatter her. This black lace dress she wore for an appearance on “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” for example? Breathtakingly gorgeous. If you want to steal this style for yourself, we found three similar options, at prices that even a non-Kardashian can afford. Shopping details after the jump! Keep reading »

Kim's Pregnancy Essentials
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Kim's Sheer Skirt
Her crack is now as famous as the rest of her butt. Read More »

Watch Kourtney Kardashian Squirt Breast Milk On Kim’s Psoriasis!

Excuse Me, What?

There must be a subgenre of porn for this right? On last night’s episode of “Kourtney & Kim Take Miami,” Kim took to the interwebs to find a remedy for her psoriasis. (Does Kanye know she has psoriasis? I thought he insisted on her being flawless?) Turns out, applying breast milk to the skin is a popular home remedy. So obviously, still-nursing sister Kourtney whipped her tit out and super-soaked away.

Kim's Pregnancy Essentials
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Kourtney Gives Birth
Watch her pull a baby out of her vagina! Or don't. Your choice. Read More »
The Church Of Kardashian
New York's piece on Kim Kardashian wades deep in shallow water. Read More »

Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Take Paris

The union of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West is just the most perfect union of all time (of all time), and I could not be happier with their decision to date and procreate with one another. Good job, you guys! My favorite star-crossed lovers are in Paris right now for Couture Week, so I figured I’d do a little bit of recon and find out what these two have been up to in the City of Lights …

Kim's Pregnancy Essentials
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Kim And Kanye
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West photo
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have formed an axis of evil. Read More »

This Week In Style: VS Angel Gets Hit With A $3 Million Lawsuit

Kim's Pregnancy Essentials
She's going to need this stuff. Read More »
Victoria's Shady Secret
Is the brand using cotton sourced by child labor? Read More »
Meet Casey Legler
This (female) artist is now a (male) model. Watch »
  • Constance Jablonski, a Victoria’s Secret Angel and the face of Estée Lauder cosmetics, is in big legal trouble to the tune of $3.3 million for violating her three-year contract with Marilyn Model Management to work for a rival modeling firm. [Daily News]
  • Kim Kardashian must have a set of iron balls to pose for the cover of Hiya, an Arab fashion magazine, wearing a hijab. No riots have been reported as of yet. Or fatwas, for that matter. [The Hollywood Gossip]
  • Wrangler’s new Denim Spa Therapy For Legs jeans are “infused with moisturizing and slimming ingredients,” and come in three finishes: Aloe Vera, Olive Extract, and Smooth Legs. So, you know. That’s weird. [Jezebel]
  • Eek. IBM released findings from their proprietary future-casting algorithm that predict steampunk as the next big fashion trend. We have our doubts, but we will not be participating regardless. [Refinery29]

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