Kim Kardashian’s airport outfits usually consist of 6-inch stiletto heels, stiff peplum tops, and leather pants so tight that if you look at them for too long you can get a sympathy yeast infection. She’s stuck to this formula even as her pregnancy has progressed, and she always looks so profoundly uncomfortable (and even a little sad?), tottering between terminals in spike heels. But today is a new day, my friends. Kim Kardashian wore this cute, comfy, breathable outfit to the airport. Leggings! A soft chambray shirt! Flat sandals! Is this proof that hell has frozen over? Maybe, but I don’t even care. She looks great. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Allow me to share with you the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen today … but first, let me set the scene: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are out on the town, shopping in — where else? — Paris, and man, that Kim is so super pregnant. I feel sort of bad for her, like having all that extra belly and boobs and butt to carry around on her little body could be causing her physical pain. But even if all that stuff were, in fact, causing her physical pain, her dumbass babydaddy Kanye could not care less, and he doesn’t care if you know it. Please watch as Kanye jumps out of his black Porsche and wanders over to the passenger side in what almost (almost!) appears to be an attempt to help Kim exit the vehicle… and then he just stands there and waits for her to get out. And then! They walk up onto the curb to enter — where else? — Givenchy… and he stands there and waits for her to open the door once again. SMDH. Would it be completely out of line for me to say that even Kim Kardashian deserves better? [Concrete Loop]
She’s finally free! According to TMZ, Kim Kardashian’s divorce is settled – meaning she’s no longer hitched to Kris Humphries and can move on with her life after a year-and-a-half-long battle. (Isn’t it weird that their divorce lasted, like, seven-and-a-half times as long as their marriage?)
Sources connected to Kris say an announcement is expected in court today, though no details of the settlement have been released.
Kim will supposedly be present to hear the good news, although Kris is reportedly practicing with his NBA teammates and won’t make an appearance. Wait a minute — this sounds familiar. Read more on The Stir…
This is Param, or as he goes by on Instagram, Lavish. He has a lot of money — or rather, his parents have a lot of money — and they don’t mind him stealing a few hundred thousand for posing and playing. Hailing from San Francisco, Lavish has amassed more than 70,000 followers on Instagram, fans who are mystified by his bizarrely luxurious life. But let’s just hear from Lavish in his own words, shall we? “My life is like Louis Vuitton, everyone wants it. You made ur bed so sleep in it peasants.”
Lavish prolifically documents his excessive lifestyle on the ‘gram. There’s the “using Perrier to flush my toilets” photo. The “I’m using hundred dollar bills as a blanket” shot. And the “Of course I hand in my civics homework with $175 gold-plated staples, bitch” picture. His excess is so well-known that even noted ascetic and frugal chef Rihanna commented on some of his photos. Keep reading »