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That’s A Lot Of Look: Kim Kardashian Is A Walking, Talking Georgia O’Keefe Painting

Lotta Look: Kim Kardashian
Those are possibly the worst pants ever. Read More »
The Kardashian Kollection
10 awesomely affordable scores from the Kardashian Kollection. Read More »
SS: Kim Kardashian
We copped Kim's black lace frock on the cheap. Read More »

And I don’t mean that in a flattering way. This all-white ensemble reminds me of one of Georgia O’Keefe’s flower paintings, like a sort of vaginal magnolia, you know? I’m personally of mind that this would look stupid on anyone, big or small, pregnant or not pregnant, because it’s ridiculously hideous. But it looks especially stupid on someone headed to the airport. Yes, Kim wore this garment to fly. I hope she brought a Tide Stick because she’s one bump of turbulence away from an unfortunate V8 stain. Georgia would not approve. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

This Is How You Upstage Kim & Kanye

The Kardashian Kollection
10 awesomely affordable scores from the Kardashian Kollection. Read More »
Kimye Procreates!
These two are having a baby. Not cool. Read More »
PFW: Days 1-3
The latest looks from the Paris RTW collections. Read More »
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Attention-starved Kim Kardashian and wee rap snack Kanye West were at the Givenchy show in Paris over the weekend, celebrating Riccardo Tisci’s latest creations. But believe it or not, there was one person who managed to steal the attention from the powdered fameballs…

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Awesomely Affordable: 10 Chic Scores From The Kardashian Kollection

Your name may not start with a K (or maybe it does, but stay with me here), you aren’t having a baby with Kanye West, and you’ve never “taken” Miami, but dressing like a Kardashian sister? That you can do, thanks to Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe’s seriously affordable Kardashian Kollection for Sears. Here are 10 pieces we’re koveting (sorry, had to) right now…

Kanye West & Kim Kardashian Do “Le Sex” On Cover Of French Magazine

It's A Girl!
Couples' Halloween Costumes
Will they give her a name that begins with "K"? Read More »
Kim's Terrible Pants
We nominate these peplum leopard print pants for the worst-ever. Read More »
Skipping The Line
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Kim and Kanye don't wait in line at airport security like the rest of us. Read More »
Baby's Life "Private"
Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian says her baby's life will be kept private. Read More »

Yup, this L’Officiel Hommes magazine cover shows exactly how that baby girl growing in Kim Kardashian’s belly got made, in case you were unclear.

Although let’s be real: these two fuck with like, 17, mirrors surrounding them. [Huffington Post]

It’s A Girl For Kim And Kanye

Couples' Halloween Costumes

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are having a baby girl. And Kim Kardashian wore an atrocious outfit. Of the baby girl, they are “over the moon.” Why is that the go-to phrase for everyone about pregnancy? A source also told Us Weekly, “Kanye always wanted a girl.” Cool story, bro. Read more…

That’s A Lot Of Look: Kim Kardashian Dons The Worst Pants Ever

Kim's Sheer Skirt
Her crack is now as famous as the rest of her butt. Read More »
Kim's New Bangs
What do we think of Kim Kardashian's new 'do? Read More »
Stop It Right Now, Kim
These aliens have a pretty weird fashion sense, too. Read More »
Kim's WTF Makeover
She calls it "Diana Ross-inspired." Really? Read More »

Let me make this clear: pregnant or not, no one should ever wear these pants. Kim Kardashian should have pulled these out of her closet, shook her head and said “Let’s not and say we did,” and then tossed them into the trash. I couldn’t make out the print, so I zoomed in real close in Photoshop and I’m pretty sure my eyesight is now ruined. Thanks, Kim. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Don’t Wait In Line At Airport Security Like The Rest Of Us

Posing Like Jesus
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Kim & Kanye are very Christ-like, can't you tell? Read More »
Baby's Life "Private"
Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian says her baby's life will be kept private. Read More »
Kimye Procreates!
These two are having a baby. Not cool. Read More »
  • John F. Kennedy International Airport is in trubs for allegedly letting Kim Kardashian and Kanye West skip the line in security. Well she is pregnant. And was probably wearing stupid heels, right? Right? [NYMag.com]
  • The world’s “ugliest woman,” whose entire body was covered in fur and was called a “bear woman” by her husband, has been laid to rest 153 years after her death. [Newser]
  • Heh heh, so we all might get hit by an asteroid on Friday? What’s that about? I didn’t even sleep with Clive Owen yet! [Vanity Fair] Keep reading »

Kim & Kanye Are Very Christ-Like, Can’t You Tell?

I realize this is probably a very popular pose for tourists visiting the iconic Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janiero, but Kim and Kanye posing like Jesus bugs me something fierce. Because you know they take themselves that seriously that this isn’t even a goofy pose. These are photos they’re going to blow up real large and mount above their mantel in their kadrillion dollar house and call art. You know I’m right.

Kimye Procreates!
These two are having a baby. Not cool. Read More »

An Imagined Conversation Between Baby Kimye And Kate And Wills’ Royal Spawn

On the one side, you’ve got Duchess Catherine and Prince William, actual British royalty who are experiencing the highs and lows of their first pregnancy. On the other: Kimye — aka Kim Kardashian and Kanye West – who are expecting the fruit of their loins around the same time. What would happen if the two unborns were to somehow develop not only sentient thoughts, but also the ability to text in utero? The bloggers at Mom.me imagined what such an exchange might be like. See the start of their conversation after the jump, and the rest at the link! [Mom.me] Keep reading »

Kimye Procreates!
These two are having a baby. Not cool. Read More »
Kate Is Pregnant!
kate middleton pregnant
Buckingham Palace has finally confirmed the princess is pregnant. Read More »
Kim's Pregnancy Essentials
She's going to need this stuff. Read More »

Kim Kardashian Leaves Gym With First Signs Of A Baby Bump Or Just Lots Of Layers

Consider this my one and only contribution to the Kimye Baby Bump Watch Spectacle 2013. I hate myself. [Photos: Pacific Coast News]

Kimye Procreates!
These two are having a baby. Not cool. Read More »
Kim's Pregnancy Essentials
She's going to need this stuff. Read More »