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Kim Kardashian Covered Her Vagina in Fur, Because Her Real Vagina Is Bare

SPEAKING OF VAGINAS. Despite being raised in the sunny climes of Southern California, Kim Kardashian knows the importance of keeping warm in the winter, which is precisely why despite wearing basically nothing, she did cover up her most important bits with a most important bit: a fur merkin, designed by husband Kanye West. Keep reading »

Here’s The Cover For Selfish, Kim Kardashian’s Selfie Book

Here is the cover of Kim Kardashian’s forthcoming book, Selfish, out in May 2015. This is the cover photo, and frankly, it’s amazing. I am sure the impending arrival of Kim’s coffee-table book of selfies will cause a lot of people to raise their fists in anger about how we are turning into a society of self-obsessed zombies with the compulsive need to document our lives as if they were important, but I disagree with these haters. If we look at her face and body of work as a study in the uncanny valley, then she is a genius. Her face is a perfect and confusing mix of artifice and reality, and because of that it’s mesmerizing. Besides, she’s just trying to live, like we all are, right?  Let Kim do Kim. It’s what she’s good at. [Twitter]

Presenting Proof That Kim Kardashian Waist-Trains While She Skis

  • Just kidding. Like Kim did anything but pose in her ski bunny outfit, including the obvious CORSET underneath her getup. [Us Weekly]
  • Wiz Khalifa knows his baby mama, Amber Rose, has a fine ass and he’s an idiot for cheating on her. [Bossip]
  • Cristiano Reynaldo and Irina Shayk have broken up. [People]
  • “Bachelorette” Desiree Hartsock married her final rose recipient, Chris Siegfried, in a private ceremony this weekend. No televised wedding on ABC?? How… normal. [People] Keep reading »

Please Help Me Understand The Man Who Got $150K In Plastic Surgery To Look Like Kim Kardashian

…and yet looks nothing like Kim Kardashian and a whole lot like a swollen, blistered sphincter with Joan Crawford’s eyebrows (the later, William Castle films era of her career, to be specific). But that seems to be okay with Jordan James Parke, who told The Sun, “I laugh when people try to insult me by telling me I look plastic or fake. Do they think I’m going for the natural look? If I was, I’d ask for my money back.” Well, at least he’s owning it and I do think he has very beautiful eyes. (I felt like I needed to pay him a compliment after saying his face looks like a butthole with brows.) Parke has had over 50 cosmetic procedures in his quest to look like his idol, who he calls “the most gorgeous woman ever,” including eyebrow tattoos (you DON’T SAYYYYY), dental work, Botox, laser hair removal and, in case you couldn’t tell, fillers. Lots and lots and lots of fillers. I’m surprised there is not a fillers shortage, to be honest. His lips look like they are going to explode and lip meat is going to come oozing out. Eww, I just said lip meat. I apologize. Read more about Parke and his asshole-like lips at the link. [The Sun]

This Artist Painted Kim Kardashian’s Paper Mag Cover … With His Penis

This Artist Painted Kim Kardashian's Paper Mag Cover...With His Penis

Kim Kardashian‘s butt is not done breaking the Internet. While Paper, Kim Kardashian, and photographer Jean-Paul Goude think the photo of Kardashian’s shiny, oiled butt is art with a capital-A in its own right, one Danish dude decided that to qualify as art it really should be painted in oil … with his dick. Read more on The Gloss…

Kim Kardashian Blames Pregnancy Weight Gain On God

  • Kim Kardashian, whose sense of self-importance is unparalleled, told Elle UK that her pregnancy weight gain was a lesson from God. She told the mag: “I’d think God was doing this for a reason. He was saying: “Kim, you think you’re so hot, but look what I can do to you.’ My body just went crazy. After five months I swore I’d never get pregnant again. I got so huge and it felt like someone had taken over my body.” Yes, someone did. THE BABY GESTATING IN YOUR WOMB. [Gawker]
  • Avril Lavigne is asking for prayers for her undisclosed health issue. [Billboard]
  • The full story behind how the New Jersey Nets got their “I Can’t Breathe” shirts is an awesome one, but one extremely important question remains: WHY WHY WHY did they use Comic Sans? [NYTimes] Keep reading »
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