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Ask The Astrosexologist: “How Do I Reignite The Fire With My Aquarius Husband?”

I’m a Scorpio (11/3/79) and my husband is Aquarius (2/19/76). Even though our sex life was never fireworks, crazy monkeys swinging from the ceilings, we were at least consistent. Today, we are not. I love having sex, all kinds. I brought my fire to him and he seemed to get into parts of it. I brought out his inner grrrrrr when we were dating and we’d have fun having sex all over. We got married after dating for six months and now he doesn’t suggest anything. I don’t get a look, a touch, a hint or anything. One big problem is that I’ve never had to make the moves. I’ve always been pursued and I love it! I am more than willing to reciprocate and show the love, but getting there is another issue. I think about it all the time, but I’m not in the mood or get horny just sitting there. I’ve mentioned this to him before and asked if he doesn’t find me attractive or what … I cry thinking about all the amazing sex I’ve had and how it was always waiting for me. Now, I feel horrible about myself that I have to even ask for my husband to want to touch me. I’m 5’10 and a size 6. I’ve stayed beautiful for him, but on the inside I feel like dying. Help me! — Horny

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For The Week Of July 26-August 1, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You’ll have had enough of playing the nice gal, as you’ll see that no matter how much you give or how much you sacrifice, you won’t be getting back your due — and it’s not like you haven’t made enough excuses either. Thankfully, this week a lightning bolt “a-ha!” moment is coming and will start putting you back on track to sanity.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

It’s not always about what you should do. Sometimes it’s about what you’ve already done well and celebrating that, as those are the things that’ll move you onto the fast track. Working smart doesn’t have to mean working hard in that conventional sense. It’s time to understand hard work isn’t about trying to convince yourself you’re doing the right thing.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Big shifts will slowly start to appear, so pay attention to the symbols. This week, nothing is going to seem so linear, so when you get a strange feeling about something but don’t want to say it, for fear of ruining it, trust you are onto something. However, no matter how psychic you are feeling, know there are still a few twists and turns that even you won’t see coming.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Bigger voices will be trying to talk over you. While your first response is to blast them out of the water by being even louder, reconsider. It seems that someone will have something meaningful and important to say, but you have to be paying attention. While their delivery could be better, realize perfection can’t exist every minute.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Your latest spin at love has you reeling. Now, time to take a pause and set other priorities into play. This week, setting your sights on new career goals will be you best bet, as nothing like power will ignite your confidence and libido with such fervor. After all, boss lady is a role in which you thrive — in and out of the boardroom.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Who cares how dorky your tastes are? We all get off with our own kinks, but for those who try to knock yours, realize they are just big fat haters. Whatever, it’s not like you’re running for the popular vote anyhow, so enjoy stepping out and walking to your own beat. Thankfully, that first step is the hardest and from there, it’ll be cake.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your creativity will be flowing, making you feel as if your brain is glowing. So make the most of it by surprising your boo with something special that’ll make him coo. The sex will be so hot don’t be shocked if he proposes on the spot! But even if that exact thing doesn’t hold true, something just as majorly magical will happen to you.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Friends aren’t perfect. But that particular friend who’s been getting on your nerves will stretch your last one and it might be time to delete them forever. This will cause much rejoicing in your household. The drama it releases will make you feel light on your feet and as horny as a goat — making your baby the double winner this week, as he probably hated that bitch too.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Just giving someone a look isn’t going to cut it. So, as a hot stranger comes onto your scene, don’t hesitate to turn into the welcome wagon and put your name into his suggestion box. Not to say you have to do all the hunting, but make him curious enough to want to come get more. If you lead him, he will come.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Romance is in the air and all you have to do is breathe it in. That’s right: someone who instantly clicks with you, makes you laugh, makes you think, and can even make you sweat in all the right places. While this sounds too good to be true, the catch is that it might just be two ships passing in the night … but who knows? Planes, trains and automobiles can keep any magic alive.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Sex is only half of the story. Even though it is like finding a needle in a haystack to find someone truly compatible with your vibe, if they can’t fulfill anything anymore, don’t try to keep hope alive. While he can read your body, he just doesn’t have the brains to read your mind and while this seems hard to swallow, trust there are better things out there to wrap yourself around.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Whatever you and your baby are at odds over is going to reach a tipping point, but the good news is that chances are it’ll be to your favor. Seems your diplomatic ways will somehow light a bulb in his mind and get him more on your page. Not to say all is going to be paradise instantly, but at least you’ll have something to work with.

Ask The Astrosexologist: Strong Aries Wants To Bounce Back From Bad Ex

I am an Aries woman and have been sleeping with an Aquarius guy for the past two years. To make a long story short, I fell for his “I’ve-fallen-in-love-with-you-but-can’t-date-you-due-to-xyz-obligation.” He made promises of us being together in wedded bliss once he finished school and stressed his “dutiful son” role came before anything else, including his friends and me.

Over the course of this time, I’d break up with him often, but would return after he apologized and vowed eternal love, soon to be sleeping with him again. Then, just a couple of weeks ago, I reached my breaking point. I played detective and found out that he has about five other women he’s “in love with.” He’s told them all that they’re the ones and they’re meant to be together. One of these is a married woman and leaving her husband for him. After the shock, I confronted and dumped him immediately.

Of course, his first reaction was to bluff. Then he blocked my calls and threatened me with a lawsuit. Finally, he has e-mailed me to say that we were never together, I’m crazy, and I broke up with him all the time, so he had to move on. So, my question isn’t about him, because he’s a complete prick. My love question is for me: what’s wrong with me? I am an Aries woman; aren’t I supposed to have more pride and strength? He has been the only man I’ve let emotionally abuse me. I’ve never dealt with a cheater before; why do I yearn for his e-mails, just so we can argue? Why am I an emotional-cutter? – Too Numb for a Witty Name

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In Bed With … Taylor Lautner

VITAL STATS:
Born:
February 11, 1992 in Grand Rapids, Michigan
Sun Sign: Aquarius
Ascendant: Unknown
Moon: Taurus
Mercury: Aquarius
Venus: Capricorn
Mars: Capricorn

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For The Week Of July 19-25, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Holding back your secrets will backfire on you now and could lead to you looking less confident to that certain someone. The holes in your story won’t add up, which could lead to them filling in those gaps with their own whacked-out stories. So, if you want to be free already, just let it out and embrace your freakiness.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

An issue you were facing at the beginning of the year may start to creep back into the picture. While you think you can handle it all on your own, avoid that. Call in the back-up: it’ll be having a strong support team with many points of view that will help you see the bigger picture and the most innovative solutions. Plus, it’s best not to be alone right now.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Your star status is going to be coming through, as opportunities that take you far from your comfort zone arrive and will test how open-minded and flexible you truly are. Dreams aren’t always cracked up to be as fantastical as you want them to be, as strings attached always wind up throwing in a little bitter to the sweet.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

On one hand, you will be taking a giant leap forward in your personal development, but in your love life, a dark shadow will be cast. It seems that whom you are running with won’t be able to keep up and the passive-aggressive ways they will decide to act out will be the hair that breaks the camel’s back. Oh well, cheers to the survival of the fittest!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Making agreements with your boo is half the battle. Too bad enforcing them is where the real work has to take place. This week, seems you haven’t read all the fine print, as what you thought you were getting isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. A difference in semantics has you wondering what kind of idiot your honey can be.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Things will heat up — you will be taking a giant step to a deeper commitment with your baby and getting closer to the life you dream of. However, don’t sabotage yourself by asking too many questions, as some things won’t have answers and other issues can only be solved in their own time. Right now, it’s about walking through the fire, not over-analyzing it.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Sex is the metaphor for a relationship. So if you’re getting your rocks off in a fun and fab way routinely, you have nothing go worry about. If not, time to put more effort in to make it happen, as not everything comes on a silver platter. No one is that entitled: it’s not good for the soul and, certainly, it’ll never make you a good lay.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Just when you thought you’ve made your mind to go one way, this week will have you doing a sudden 180 and wanting to try another way. No one has ever pegged you as predictable, but this might even be a shock to you. Of course, the real surprise is what will make you want to change your trajectory.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You’ll be at your luckiest if you let your past be your guide to your future, which means don’t try to give anyone or any situation the benefit of the doubt now. You’ve learned your lessons and it’s time to put that knowledge into play. As it goes, burn you once, shame on them; burn you twice, shame on you.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

When it comes down to who and what you can trust, you’re going to have to get down to business and ask smart questions. Friends won’t be much help, not because they’re being shady, because they’ll be just as confused as you. As for your honey, be ready to read between the lines. This week, people around you will be more about saying what you want to hear than the truth.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

This week might leave you tossing and turning, as career and home life get disruptions that make you want to run for cover. Whatever the trauma, know the solution is a slow one, but one that will have positive and lasting results. Until then, hit the spa, stores, salon, etc. Yes, if this means spoiling yourself silly to maintain your balance during this rocky pass, then so be it.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Time to put up your hands and stop the insanity. Enough of hearing people’s ideas on how you should be living and what is best for you, because last time you checked, they were more messed-up then you ever were and it’s time to point that out. So while this isn’t the sexiest thing to do with your mouth right now, at least it will provide some form of satisfaction.

For The Week Of July 12-18, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Your emotions are going to be stronger than you can contain, which may lead to some crazy behavior that you didn’t think you had in you. While you might be embarrassed when you have two seconds to stop to think about your actions, it won’t matter much, because this week the one you’ve got on the hook will be hot for the insanity that you spew.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Celebrate all that you have accomplished, even if no one else gets how hard you worked for it. Right not is not about getting validation from others, but to understand yourself better and create an even bigger picture. Don’t worry, you won’t ever be alone in that image, but just make sure you are the star of that vision.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Don’t try to analyze the invites that pop up this week, as in whether they’re too boring or too not-your-speed. The situations that start up now aren’t quite going to unravel the way you suspect and will come under very deceiving covers. You need to enter this journey one way to come out another.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

If you want to show that you care, you’re really going to have to reach deep inside yourself and pull out a rabbit. This is the time you need to send out your messages loud and clear and without strings attached. Your actions haven’t exactly been obvious so far, but now is the time when it’s do or die.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Not everything you will hear this week will be to your liking. But it’s the truth, and if you want to continue on the path you’re going, you are going to have to swallow some of these facts and sort them out — it’s the way your cookie is now crumbling. However, know that where these words are coming from isn’t bad, just tough.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You and your boo will be clashing on opinions on the most trivial issues. Though, chances are there’s more than meets the eye concerning why you are both acting so petty. Of course, you are under no obligation to be the bigger person. But if you do want to end these little aggravations and gain a better footing as the dominant one, go ahead and call it as you see it.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Expect a sweet sense of balance in your love life, as the pieces of the puzzle start to fall into place and have you understanding the depth of emotion you have going on with your honey. However, just because you’ve found answers, that doesn’t mean they’ll work for everyone. So, think twice before getting preachy to friends, or you won’t be winning their popularity votes.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Even though your brain will be traveling at super-lightning speeds, making decisions at the drop of a hat, others won’t be moving as fast. So, for that, sit your butt down and enjoy the view. No, not the most glamorous news to hear, but at least this means you’ll have time to enjoy the hobbies in your life, like shopping.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You’re horny and can’t take it any longer — admit it and do something about it! There are no excuses, as Mars and Venus are working side by side, 24-7 in your true love sector, helping you get you what you need, whether it’s a 24-hour crush or a long-term love. So if your itches aren’t getting scratched by later this week, you’ll only have yourself to blame.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You’ll need a time-out to recalibrate all that you are and to get back into working order. You’ll have a few rounds of unnecessary sparring with family and/or coworkers that’ll make you feel less than sexy. Thankfully, your boo won’t be on your sh*t list, so you should answer the door at least once and get plugged into some energy that will recharge you.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Don’t listen to anyone else when it comes to matters of the heart. They’ll all sound like white noise anyway. Your intuition will be at its sharpest to process emotions regarding a recent drama. You will see that excuses won’t work and you won’t want to waste time thinking them up anyway, as taking that giant leap into the unknown will feel the most liberating.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Cleaning messes isn’t an overnight job — some might take years. However, as you get a nice psychological handi-wipe coming at you, via juicy gossip about someone from way back when, it’ll prove the anguish you had to go through to leave them behind was worth your while, because who they are now reflects their true colors, just as who you are now reflects yours.

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