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Ask The Astrosexologist: Will My Taurus Man Ever Be Mature Enough For Me?

I am a 28-year old Libra and he is a 25-year-old Taurus. He hunted me down after months of crushing and I finally caved. We’ve been on and off most of the last year and a half. I know that he is a good person, but I am positive that he is immature and inexperienced (I am one of his first sexual partners). I’ve done my best to stay patient (he acts like a teenage boy). He has an amazing power to get under my skin like no one else can. He has his moments of greatness, but when all is said and done, I’m not sure we speak the same language. I speak English, he speaks Cro-Magnon. I truly believe he has what it takes to be great and that we can be great. I wish he would let go of his insecurities and simply grow up. Before you stop me and ask why I put up with his crap… I know. I know, but we keep coming back to each other and I want to make it work. According to our friends he wants to make it work too, but has no idea how. What’s a girl to do? Is our fate written in the stars or is it time to put on my single lady heels and get out there to find some new boys?? –M.

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For The Week Of August 9-15, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Sometimes all you need are a few encouraging words to put you over the edge to go after your dream. This week, listen to friends and let them bark in your ear as loud as they want to, because you will need that added push to get you back on the road to somewhere special, as somehow, lately, you’ve let demons get in your way of seeing straight.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Beware of what appears to be pretty, as hearing the right words and seeing the most spectacular eyes can blind you from what lies beneath. Not to say it’s a bad thing, but you must go at it with the right speed to really understand the reality. This means not jumping the gun and instantly buying into the ideal without doing your homework.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Break out the bubbly. This is one of those weeks where all will seem right and you‘ll be feeling as if you do have the answers to the universe. Seems some sweet rewards are coming your way and it’ll finally put your worst fears to rest, opening a new frame of mind that has you not only optimistic, but pumped. World, watch out, because here you come!

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

It’s all about expansion for you now, as you’ll want to stretch your life out to reach more corners of your curiosities, passions and ideals. Although there’s no stopping you, it seems not everyone you want to come along for the ride is so willing. Expect a clash of agendas to hit, making you wonder if you can truly have it all. Whatever. In the end, it’s a small bump on the road to better things.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Sometimes you have to do things you don’t like to get ahead — that is just how wheeling and dealing is. So prepare, as this week you’ll face a crossroads that will have you reaching deep into your core to make a decision that’ll have you playing with fire. The good news is that with bigger chances come huge rewards. Yes, count the coins on how much you want to bet on you.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Love is a rare thing; so when you have it going on, appreciate it. Yes, time to stop, drop and love your boo again, by setting sights on bigger adventures and working on stockpiling more memories to gush over. As it stands, things are getting a bit staid, so save yourself by changing up the scenery. The cosmos is demanding you book a vacation toute de suite!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

We all have our dirty little secrets and our own bizarre little fetishes that get us off, as that is the magic that makes each one of us different and exciting. However, for you, trying to hide that part of you and play this good girl role is its own turn-on. Though, some routines are getting worn and it’s time to switch up the roles, as the cast around you is about to get more demanding.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Get on your dancing shoes and hit the town. You and your honey will be feeling the energy and the last thing you should be doing is wasting it away on the couch. This is your time to be best friends, run around town and revive the fiesta. If you’re single, no problem either: romance and commitment influences are hitting you hard. So waste no time, dress to impress!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You’re born stubborn and when you’re making a point, you can’t help your passionate ways; you stand your ground to the last dying breath. Too bad, no matter how sexy this will appear to another, it won’t get you anywhere now. Compromise is the only thing set on the agenda, but if you do come half way, the one meeting you there will make it worth your while.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Your week is just about to get more exciting. Communications heat up in the love department and all sorts of naughty revelations will be coming forth, making you gush in many ways. Seems it’ll be hard to control the passion this week, as your brain is the first one that’ll get coddled into submission, because with the right combination of words, you are just that easy.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Whip your baby into submission. It’s time he knew you actually wear the pants in your combo and that you are also due this satisfaction. It’s time for you to feel as if your voice is truly being heard. A new sense of respect is coming your way once you speak out and it’ll be one that you’ll feel inside and out in the sexiest way.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Forget waiting to exhale. Do it now! This is your week to start anew and stop with the excuses for that someone who just doesn’t get you. Plus, if you free your hands now, in will come the cosmic back-up, as you need the energy of one door closing to get another one flying open. So, don’t worry your pretty little self; just head into action.

For The Week Of August 2-8, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

If you want the love and respect you deserve, then be the first one to give it to yourself. You are going to have to set the standards. Not only will this give that special someone clues as to who you really are; it’ll also let you redefine yourself for you. It’ll be fun as hell to be the princess of your own fairy tale, so set your sights high.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Who cares what anyone else wants? Call it selfishness or call it total self-possession, there is nothing wrong with being clear with what you need and what you want. If that person on the other line can’t get with the program, then take it as sign they don’t care as much as they should, then start to prepare your proper punishment and have fun executing!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Just when you are so over something, it comes back to make you wonder if you are really are as “done” as you think. However, don’t try to second-guess yourself, because chances are you have done all you can. If there is going to be a miracle, it won’t be on your part. So just keep looking ahead and know that baggage is just too heavy a burden to bear.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Dream a little dream and then let it go. Yes, let the universe know what you want and then let it take care of things. The only thing you can do now is hope that you have enough karma to get your wish granted and that shortly you’ll be back to feeling like the hot and sexy love muffin everybody knows and wants to do.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Sometimes to get ahead you just have to suck it up, as it takes fighting the right battles to win the war. Getting caught in the injustice of each minute won’t get you anywhere. Too bad, this is the week you are going to have to suck it up for the greater good, but trust you’re doing the right thing. If you do, know that swallowing this wrong won’t be so ba

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

By the end of this week, expect to turn into one of those people you make fun of on the street, all giggles and smiles. Seems there is building momentum on something that’ll fuel your fires in such a way that you’ll feel as if you suddenly have the answer to all the world’s existence. To say the least, you’ll be hot, hot, hot!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

This week marks the start to a fun cycle for you to get your rocks off with hot guys, because your visual senses will be in hot pursuit and have the perfect aim, as there will be eye-candy galore to take in. However, you will have time to soak in this sexy streak, so bide your time. You wouldn’t want to wear out at the beginning, would you?

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Forget trying to fight it and just let your baby take the reins. Yes, as scary as that sounds, it’s a feat you must try and you must be open to accepting the outcome. Chances are, surprise understandings will be learned and a whole new appreciation for that special someone could be just what you need this week to restore your faith in humanity.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Keep your eye on the prize because you’ll have more than a few distractions to steer you away from your priorities, making you feel like you have to find your balance once again. However messy it will get from moment to moment, don’t worry, as the ride will have a few bumps that will surprise you. Seems not everyone around you is as apathetic as you think.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You can dream all you want to, but if the fantasies are actually a mound of excuses, it’s time to recalibrate your point of view and aim for a more substantial target. Not to say having the ability to get lost in a reverie isn’t a luxury to appreciate — it’s nice to have hope. But there is a time to draw the line on all good things. All parties eventually end.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Not to be the bearer of bad news, but you won’t have much control with the upcoming frustrations in your home or with family. There will be an influx of flakiness and broken promises headed your way. Just don’t take it personally, as it’s not meant to hurt. So is life with those you love the most.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Your graciousness will be in top form, giving you the ability to properly play puppet master with your boo. So be cool and a little bit cruel with how you rule, as this is the time to really get your ideas and bigger plans into motion with as little strife as possible. Suddenly, all that you want will sound like an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top.

Ask The Astrosexologist: “How Do I Reignite The Fire With My Aquarius Husband?”

I’m a Scorpio (11/3/79) and my husband is Aquarius (2/19/76). Even though our sex life was never fireworks, crazy monkeys swinging from the ceilings, we were at least consistent. Today, we are not. I love having sex, all kinds. I brought my fire to him and he seemed to get into parts of it. I brought out his inner grrrrrr when we were dating and we’d have fun having sex all over. We got married after dating for six months and now he doesn’t suggest anything. I don’t get a look, a touch, a hint or anything. One big problem is that I’ve never had to make the moves. I’ve always been pursued and I love it! I am more than willing to reciprocate and show the love, but getting there is another issue. I think about it all the time, but I’m not in the mood or get horny just sitting there. I’ve mentioned this to him before and asked if he doesn’t find me attractive or what … I cry thinking about all the amazing sex I’ve had and how it was always waiting for me. Now, I feel horrible about myself that I have to even ask for my husband to want to touch me. I’m 5’10 and a size 6. I’ve stayed beautiful for him, but on the inside I feel like dying. Help me! — Horny

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For The Week Of July 26-August 1, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You’ll have had enough of playing the nice gal, as you’ll see that no matter how much you give or how much you sacrifice, you won’t be getting back your due — and it’s not like you haven’t made enough excuses either. Thankfully, this week a lightning bolt “a-ha!” moment is coming and will start putting you back on track to sanity.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

It’s not always about what you should do. Sometimes it’s about what you’ve already done well and celebrating that, as those are the things that’ll move you onto the fast track. Working smart doesn’t have to mean working hard in that conventional sense. It’s time to understand hard work isn’t about trying to convince yourself you’re doing the right thing.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Big shifts will slowly start to appear, so pay attention to the symbols. This week, nothing is going to seem so linear, so when you get a strange feeling about something but don’t want to say it, for fear of ruining it, trust you are onto something. However, no matter how psychic you are feeling, know there are still a few twists and turns that even you won’t see coming.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Bigger voices will be trying to talk over you. While your first response is to blast them out of the water by being even louder, reconsider. It seems that someone will have something meaningful and important to say, but you have to be paying attention. While their delivery could be better, realize perfection can’t exist every minute.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Your latest spin at love has you reeling. Now, time to take a pause and set other priorities into play. This week, setting your sights on new career goals will be you best bet, as nothing like power will ignite your confidence and libido with such fervor. After all, boss lady is a role in which you thrive — in and out of the boardroom.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Who cares how dorky your tastes are? We all get off with our own kinks, but for those who try to knock yours, realize they are just big fat haters. Whatever, it’s not like you’re running for the popular vote anyhow, so enjoy stepping out and walking to your own beat. Thankfully, that first step is the hardest and from there, it’ll be cake.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your creativity will be flowing, making you feel as if your brain is glowing. So make the most of it by surprising your boo with something special that’ll make him coo. The sex will be so hot don’t be shocked if he proposes on the spot! But even if that exact thing doesn’t hold true, something just as majorly magical will happen to you.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Friends aren’t perfect. But that particular friend who’s been getting on your nerves will stretch your last one and it might be time to delete them forever. This will cause much rejoicing in your household. The drama it releases will make you feel light on your feet and as horny as a goat — making your baby the double winner this week, as he probably hated that bitch too.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Just giving someone a look isn’t going to cut it. So, as a hot stranger comes onto your scene, don’t hesitate to turn into the welcome wagon and put your name into his suggestion box. Not to say you have to do all the hunting, but make him curious enough to want to come get more. If you lead him, he will come.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Romance is in the air and all you have to do is breathe it in. That’s right: someone who instantly clicks with you, makes you laugh, makes you think, and can even make you sweat in all the right places. While this sounds too good to be true, the catch is that it might just be two ships passing in the night … but who knows? Planes, trains and automobiles can keep any magic alive.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Sex is only half of the story. Even though it is like finding a needle in a haystack to find someone truly compatible with your vibe, if they can’t fulfill anything anymore, don’t try to keep hope alive. While he can read your body, he just doesn’t have the brains to read your mind and while this seems hard to swallow, trust there are better things out there to wrap yourself around.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Whatever you and your baby are at odds over is going to reach a tipping point, but the good news is that chances are it’ll be to your favor. Seems your diplomatic ways will somehow light a bulb in his mind and get him more on your page. Not to say all is going to be paradise instantly, but at least you’ll have something to work with.

Ask The Astrosexologist: Strong Aries Wants To Bounce Back From Bad Ex

I am an Aries woman and have been sleeping with an Aquarius guy for the past two years. To make a long story short, I fell for his “I’ve-fallen-in-love-with-you-but-can’t-date-you-due-to-xyz-obligation.” He made promises of us being together in wedded bliss once he finished school and stressed his “dutiful son” role came before anything else, including his friends and me.

Over the course of this time, I’d break up with him often, but would return after he apologized and vowed eternal love, soon to be sleeping with him again. Then, just a couple of weeks ago, I reached my breaking point. I played detective and found out that he has about five other women he’s “in love with.” He’s told them all that they’re the ones and they’re meant to be together. One of these is a married woman and leaving her husband for him. After the shock, I confronted and dumped him immediately.

Of course, his first reaction was to bluff. Then he blocked my calls and threatened me with a lawsuit. Finally, he has e-mailed me to say that we were never together, I’m crazy, and I broke up with him all the time, so he had to move on. So, my question isn’t about him, because he’s a complete prick. My love question is for me: what’s wrong with me? I am an Aries woman; aren’t I supposed to have more pride and strength? He has been the only man I’ve let emotionally abuse me. I’ve never dealt with a cheater before; why do I yearn for his e-mails, just so we can argue? Why am I an emotional-cutter? – Too Numb for a Witty Name

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