Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Your emotions are going to be stronger than you can contain, which may lead to some crazy behavior that you didn’t think you had in you. While you might be embarrassed when you have two seconds to stop to think about your actions, it won’t matter much, because this week the one you’ve got on the hook will be hot for the insanity that you spew.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Celebrate all that you have accomplished, even if no one else gets how hard you worked for it. Right not is not about getting validation from others, but to understand yourself better and create an even bigger picture. Don’t worry, you won’t ever be alone in that image, but just make sure you are the star of that vision.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Don’t try to analyze the invites that pop up this week, as in whether they’re too boring or too not-your-speed. The situations that start up now aren’t quite going to unravel the way you suspect and will come under very deceiving covers. You need to enter this journey one way to come out another.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
If you want to show that you care, you’re really going to have to reach deep inside yourself and pull out a rabbit. This is the time you need to send out your messages loud and clear and without strings attached. Your actions haven’t exactly been obvious so far, but now is the time when it’s do or die.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Not everything you will hear this week will be to your liking. But it’s the truth, and if you want to continue on the path you’re going, you are going to have to swallow some of these facts and sort them out — it’s the way your cookie is now crumbling. However, know that where these words are coming from isn’t bad, just tough.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
You and your boo will be clashing on opinions on the most trivial issues. Though, chances are there’s more than meets the eye concerning why you are both acting so petty. Of course, you are under no obligation to be the bigger person. But if you do want to end these little aggravations and gain a better footing as the dominant one, go ahead and call it as you see it.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Expect a sweet sense of balance in your love life, as the pieces of the puzzle start to fall into place and have you understanding the depth of emotion you have going on with your honey. However, just because you’ve found answers, that doesn’t mean they’ll work for everyone. So, think twice before getting preachy to friends, or you won’t be winning their popularity votes.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Even though your brain will be traveling at super-lightning speeds, making decisions at the drop of a hat, others won’t be moving as fast. So, for that, sit your butt down and enjoy the view. No, not the most glamorous news to hear, but at least this means you’ll have time to enjoy the hobbies in your life, like shopping.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
You’re horny and can’t take it any longer — admit it and do something about it! There are no excuses, as Mars and Venus are working side by side, 24-7 in your true love sector, helping you get you what you need, whether it’s a 24-hour crush or a long-term love. So if your itches aren’t getting scratched by later this week, you’ll only have yourself to blame.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
You’ll need a time-out to recalibrate all that you are and to get back into working order. You’ll have a few rounds of unnecessary sparring with family and/or coworkers that’ll make you feel less than sexy. Thankfully, your boo won’t be on your sh*t list, so you should answer the door at least once and get plugged into some energy that will recharge you.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Don’t listen to anyone else when it comes to matters of the heart. They’ll all sound like white noise anyway. Your intuition will be at its sharpest to process emotions regarding a recent drama. You will see that excuses won’t work and you won’t want to waste time thinking them up anyway, as taking that giant leap into the unknown will feel the most liberating.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Cleaning messes isn’t an overnight job — some might take years. However, as you get a nice psychological handi-wipe coming at you, via juicy gossip about someone from way back when, it’ll prove the anguish you had to go through to leave them behind was worth your while, because who they are now reflects their true colors, just as who you are now reflects yours.