kids say the darndest things

In the first grader’s defense, being blazed is an equally if not more valid reason for Ann to not help her sister than being busy is. READ MORE »


“Dylan was doing occupations at school recently and the teacher said, ‘You have to go home and ask Mummy and Daddy what they do.’ So we were trying to explain to Dylan that we make movies and he went to Michael, ‘Hang on. Mama makes movies, you make pancakes!’ So my two-time Oscar-winning husband with… READ MORE »