Posts tagged "kids,living,wtf,expensive"

Really Expensive Ways To Buy A Baby’s Love

I don’t have kids. And it’s not only because I’m too young to be dealing with that level of someone else’s vomit, but also because I’d probably screw up any kid I had too much contact with. They’d start out all smiley and end up wearing awesome shoes but also emotionally crippled. So I’m banking…

Lily Q / April 21, 2010