Posts tagged "kickstart"

Mountain Don’t: Mountain Dew Introduces “Breakfast Drink,” World Becomes A Little More Like “Idiocracy”

Further proof the end times are here: Mountain Dew would like to provide its "extreme"-loving customer base with something that they can properly guzzle in the morning hours, so they've created Kickstart, a carbonated soda drink that contains five percent fruit juice. That five percent juice makes all the difference in the world. Because of…
By: Julie Gerstein / February 12, 2013