I always scroll through Instagram as soon as I wake up because it’s not nearly as depressing as Facebook and I am a tragic robot that is incapable of waking up without a hit of social media. Anyway, today’s groggy scrolling brought me to an Instagram photo of Khloe Kardashian, posted by Khloe Kardashian, rocking this “Greased Lightning”-themed look. Here were my half-asleep reactions:
- She looks kinda sad, but I guess that’s to be expected.
- I want to touch her hair and see if it moves.
- I always associate the “jacket with nothing underneath” look with the time a kid barfed on my shirt on the bus in 3rd grade and I had to wear just my jacket all day, but Khloe looks much better than I did that day.
Now that I’m fully awake, I think my initial assessment still stands. What do you guys think of Khloe’s outfit? [Photo: Splash News]
Let’s face it: Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are the best thing to ever happen to the dysfunctional treasure trove that is Kardashian family. They just may be the best thing to happen to reality television ever: they radiate from the screen with what can only be described as “sparkle,” bringing with them their endless capacity for high-quality, intellectually stimulating primetime entertainment.
Sure, they’re a little wacky and definitely unconventional, but isn’t that what gives them their charm and grace? Yes, when they got married after just a monthlong courtship (perfectly reasonable, obviously), we all had our doubts. But as the years go on, they’ve been keeping it together with no high-drama celebrity divorce murmurs in sight — until now.
In the alternate reality that is the Kardashian universe, Khloe and Lamar proved themselves to be the most grounded of the pack, and that’s why I’m positive that they can make it through their latest hundred-dollar-bill-sprinkled rough patch. Among the trash heap of celebrity marriages gone by, these two twinkle with (albeit currently drug-riddled) authenticity, still standing as others drop like flies. Keep reading »