Each year, the Kardashians release to the world their family Christmas card. Last year’s card, as you might remember, featured Kim’s poor dead kitten Mercy in a box. This year’s Christmas card, shot by famed photographer David LaChapelle, features poor beleaguered father figure Bruce Jenner — who recently split from matriarch Kris Jenner — in a tube. Meanwhile, the rest of the family dicks — Rob Kardashian, Scott Disick, Lamar Odom and Kanye West — are missing. (Little Mason and Penelope, Kourtney’s kids, are there, but North West is not.) And the Kardashian ladies? Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris, Kylie and Kendall all look interchangeable until you zoom in. WHO ZOOMS IN ON A CHRISTMAS CARD? Anyway, I don’t know about you, but I think the image of Kim standing on top of a pile of money really captures the holiday spirit. Closeups after the jump. [via Jezebel] Keep reading »
I always scroll through Instagram as soon as I wake up because it’s not nearly as depressing as Facebook and I am a tragic robot that is incapable of waking up without a hit of social media. Anyway, today’s groggy scrolling brought me to an Instagram photo of Khloe Kardashian, posted by Khloe Kardashian, rocking this “Greased Lightning”-themed look. Here were my half-asleep reactions:
- She looks kinda sad, but I guess that’s to be expected.
- I want to touch her hair and see if it moves.
- I always associate the “jacket with nothing underneath” look with the time a kid barfed on my shirt on the bus in 3rd grade and I had to wear just my jacket all day, but Khloe looks much better than I did that day.
Now that I’m fully awake, I think my initial assessment still stands. What do you guys think of Khloe’s outfit? [Photo: Splash News]