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That’s Awkward: Khloe Kardashian Jokes About Having Sex With Brother Rob

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“Rob’s been on my mind a lot lately because we’re currently living together. No, we’re not sexually involved. My brother’s not nearly black enough for me!”

Khloe Kardashian’s guest hosting gigs for “Chelsea Lately” always include a few “whoa, did she actually just say that?” zingers, and last night was no exception. Khloe joked about Kris and Bruce’s seperation, the well-known fact that Chelsea Handler can’t stand any of her sisters, and, of course, she managed to work in a reference to having sex with her brother. As anyone who watches “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” every day at the gym (*raises hand*) knows, incest-y humor is one of Khloe’s favorite subjects, so this remark is a bit uncomfy, but not super surprising. [Us Weekly]

Khloe Kardashian Makes An Uncomfortable Joke About Screwing O.J. Simpson (Plus, A Vladimir Putin Butt Plug!)

  • Khloe Kardashian decided to address rumors that O.J. Simpson is her father by making a joke about fucking him once. Bad choice. [Page Six]
  • Naturally someone created a sex toy that you can Putin where the sun don’t shine. [Huffington Post]
  • Find out how this man became known for his sanitary pad revolution. [Upworthy]
  • Here’s an idea for what to give up for Lent if you’re religious/haven’t figured anything out yet: dating. [Hello Giggles] Keep reading »

Lamar Odom On Khloe Kardashian: “Even If We Divorced, She Would Always Be My Wife”

  • Lamar Odom said he and Khloe Kardashian “don’t know exactly” if their divorce is going through, despite Khloe filing in December. Lamar told Us Weekly that “even if we were divorced, she would always be my wife.” Aw, that’s kind of sweet. Or maybe delusional. But also kind of sweet. [Us Weekly]
  • Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard have been successful in their campaign to prevent celeb news outlets from running pictures of celeb kids: “Entertainment Tonight” announced they will support the campaign and no longer use paparazzi shots of celeb children. [Jezebel]
  • Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes may have broken up, but he’s still staying at her place. So maybe they haven’t broken up? [Independent IE]
  • Pink will perform at the Oscars! [People] Keep reading »

Khloe Kardashian’s Coat Makes A Confusing Statement

I say confusing because, while Khloe posed for PETA a few years ago, I’m pretty sure the Kardashians in general — they are basically one hive mind, kind of like the Borg — don’t spend much time thinking about cruelty towards animals. And since this fur looks awfully real to me, my hunch was that the “Fuck Yo Fur” statement on the back is meant to be, like, ironic and kind of twisted. But on Twitter, Khloe tweeted a link to a video of her wearing the fur, writing, “Fake fur all day people!!!” which I guess means the fur is fake and the spray-painted message on the back is totally earnest. What’s not in question is the coat’s hideousness. Real or fake, that shit is fugs. [Photos: Splash News]

9-Year-Old Khloe Kardashian Overheard Her Mom Saying She Needed A Nose Job

“She didn’t mean harm, but when I was around nine I overheard my mom telling her friend I needed a nose job. I was shocked; I hadn’t even thought about it. I’ve grown into my face, but I’ve had makeup artists tell me, ‘You should get a nose job.’ I’m so happy that I never have. I’m proud for losing weight when I wanted to and I’ve never resorted to surgery. I’m not against it – one day I probably will but it would be on my terms.”

The parenting skills of Kris Jenner are unparalleled. This is Khloe Kardashian in Cosmopolitan revealing how Mama Kris had eyes on plastic surgery for her darling child at the ripe old age of nine. That’s nothing but adult “Mean Girls” behavior.  I’m sorry, but fourth graders’ bodies aren’t even fully formed yet! There are a lot of (usually awkward) years before someone settles into their adult nose. And I think Khloe’s nose looks just fine! [US Weekly]

Khloe Kardashian Breaks Her Silence On Split From Lamar Odom

  • Khloe Kardashian recently filed for divorce from husband Lamar Odom, but has been mum on on the subject … until today. Khloe tweeted, “This, in and of itself, is heart breaking and torture to my soul.” Ugh, breakups are the worst.  [Celebuzz]
  • Has Christmas come early? Because Jon Hamm looks to be going commando again! [Celebuzz]
  • The shy girl’s guide to talking dirty. [College Candy]
  • These Santa Missed Connections are all naughty and no nice. [Tres Sugar] Keep reading »
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