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Questions I Have About Kevin Jonas’ Marriage, Based On The Trailer For His Reality Show

Jessica WakemanAugust 3, 2012 //
Jonas Reality Show
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Kevin Jonas and his wife Danielle will star in their own reality show. Read More »
Not A Virgin Anymore
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Kevin Jonas has finally taken that purity ring off. Read More »
Cheesy Wedding
We're sorry, but Kevin Jonas' wedding sounds royally cheesy. Read More »
Married To Jonas
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Why Do These People Have A Reality Show?
  1. Are we sure everyone in this marriage is straight?
  2. Is Danielle a long lost Duff sister?
  3. Where’s Joe Jonas? He is the hottest one in this family and therefore the only one that I care about. [No way, Nick is the hottest. -- Editor]
  4. What do you do with a purity ring once it comes off?
  5. Seriously. Are we sure everyone in this marriage is straight? I’m … not … getting that vibe.
I won’t be watching “Married To Jonas,” mostly because I am of the Hanson generation. But best of luck to you. I hope it is at least half as sexually explicit as Britney and K-Fed on “Chaotic.” [YouTube]

Morning Quickies: Kevin Jonas & Wife Land A Reality Show, “Married To Jonas”

Jessica WakemanApril 30, 2012 //
Cheesy Wedding
We're sorry, but Kevin Jonas' wedding sounds royally cheesy. Read More »
Not A Virgin Anymore
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Kevin Jonas has finally taken that purity ring off. Read More »
Joe Jonas, Movie Star?
Is the middle Jonas headed to the big screen? Read More »
Kevin Jonas and Danielle Jonas photo
  • It’s “Newlyweds” redux: Kevin Jonas and his wife Danielle are the latest celeb couple to land a reality show about newly-married life. “Married To Jonas” will star the eldest Jonas brother and his wife about the struggles with “marrying into pop royalty.” As long as the super-hot one — that would be middle brother Joe Jonas [I prefer Nick, actually. -- Editor] — gets some screen time, we are not offended by this. [Entertainment Weekly]
  • Speaking of newlyweds, how did Prince William and Kate Middleton celebrate their first anniversary? [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Julianne Moore has been offered the iconic mom role in the “Carrie” remake, which will star Chloe Moretz. [Deadline Hollywood]
  • Beyoncé and her mama finally addressed those fake bump and surrogacy rumors. [PopCrush]
  • Find out which 11-year-old will play the newest lead in  ”Annie” on Broadway! [Celebrity Cafe] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Kevin Jonas And His Wife Are Expecting A Baby

Annika HarrisOctober 8, 2010 //

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Quotable: Kevin Jonas’ Wedding Sounds Royally Cheesy

Amelia McDonell-ParryDecember 29, 2009 //

“I knew that my princess needed her glass slippers and her castle.”

– Newlywed Kevin Jonas describes his princess-themed wedding with Danielle Deleasa in easily the most barfy quote of the year. [People] Keep reading »

Quotable: Jonas Brother Finally Loses Virginity, Is Not Impressed

Amelia McDonell-ParryDecember 24, 2009 //

“To be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait. After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?”

– Newlywed Kevin Jonas on finally getting to bump uglies for the first time with his new wife at a press conference [Huffington Post]

UPDATE: Soooo, apparently the dude who wrote about this on HuffPo, Andy Borowitz, is some sort of “comedian” and making up quotes like this is part of his idea of “humor.” The funny thing is I fell for it, because it does not seem so crazy to think a Jonas Brother would find sex to be meh. So, yeah, sorry folks. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Kevin Jonas Is Engaged!

Annika HarrisJuly 2, 2009 //
  • Kevin Jonas proposed to girlfriend Danielle Deleasa, who gladly accepted. [PopEater] — I still can’t tell the Jonases apart, but I’m probably not the only one.
  • Michael Jackson reportedly named his mother Katharine as legal guardian of his children, and if something happens to her, then Diana Ross is supposed to take over the duty. [Dlisted] — Katharine seems like a good choice, but I wouldn’t want my children around Joe Jackson even if he isn’t legally in charge.
  • Ryan O’Neal banned his eldest son Griffin from attending Farrah Fawcett’s funeral, even though he drove 300 miles to pay his respects. [Perez Hilton]

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Less Sexy Celeb Siblings: Kevin Jonas Omitted From People’s “Most Beautiful People” List

SimchaMay 2, 2009 //

People‘s 100 Most Beautiful People issue has hit newsstands, and the editors have gone Jonas mad. Both Nick Jonas (right), 16, and Joe Jonas (left), 19, made the cut. But aren’t you forgetting someone? Looks like Kevin Jonas (middle), 21, has been put on another list—the long list of celebrity siblings that never quite live up to their golden siblings. [MTV] Keep reading »

Who Should Meghan McCain Date?

Amelia McDonell-ParryMarch 2, 2009 //

Poor Meghan McCain. It’s hard dating when you’re the daughter of a former Presidential candidate. Especially when he lost. But I’m not just emoting here — Meghan has expressed these sentiments in a new blog post over at The Daily Beast. In her column, “Looking For Mr. Far Right,” she writes that dating for her is a Catch-22 because she finds that she’s not only not attracted to Obama supporters (for obvious reasons), but hardcore supporters of her father too. After all, how’s she to know that the guy is into her for her and not because her dad is a failed presidential candidate? Keep reading »

Who Should Britney Spears Date Next (With Or Without Daddy’s Approval)?

Leigh RainesNovember 29, 2008 //

In Rolling Stone‘s cover story on Britney Spears (on newsstands today), the singer describes some recent dates she’s been on, all “supervised” by her assistant. While none of the dates have been successful, it goes without saying that post-Federline and post-breakdown, Papa Spears is keep a very close eye on who his daughter hangs out with. While some say Britney still holds a candle for Adnan Ghalib, we think she should drop that trash and, when she’s ready, find herself a man who’s not going to use her. Who knows what her mom and dad will approve of — they don’t seem to want too many people to get close to Britney and her millions — but we have some suggestions that could totally work. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Hayden Panettiere’s Dad In Big Trouble

Amelia McDonell-ParryAugust 11, 2008 //
  • Yikes. Hayden Panettiere’s dad was arrested for spousal abuse. [Perez Hilton]
  • Oh no he didn’t! Kevin “The Fugly” Jonas wore a t-shirt this weekend declaring that he’s on “Team Demi And Selena”. For those of you not wrapped up in tween politics, Demi and Selena are Disney stars and rivals of Miley Cyrus, who is the ex of Nick Jonas. Like, ZOMG this is HUGE. [Perez Hilton]
  • Angelina Jolie has not decided who she is going to vote for. Really? [Us Weekly]

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