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Star Couplings: Kevin Jonas And His Wife Are Expecting A Baby

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Quotable: Kevin Jonas’ Wedding Sounds Royally Cheesy

“I knew that my princess needed her glass slippers and her castle.”

– Newlywed Kevin Jonas describes his princess-themed wedding with Danielle Deleasa in easily the most barfy quote of the year. [People] Keep reading »

Quotable: Jonas Brother Finally Loses Virginity, Is Not Impressed

“To be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait. After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?”

– Newlywed Kevin Jonas on finally getting to bump uglies for the first time with his new wife at a press conference [Huffington Post]

UPDATE: Soooo, apparently the dude who wrote about this on HuffPo, Andy Borowitz, is some sort of “comedian” and making up quotes like this is part of his idea of “humor.” The funny thing is I fell for it, because it does not seem so crazy to think a Jonas Brother would find sex to be meh. So, yeah, sorry folks. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Kevin Jonas Is Engaged!

  • Kevin Jonas proposed to girlfriend Danielle Deleasa, who gladly accepted. [PopEater] — I still can’t tell the Jonases apart, but I’m probably not the only one.
  • Michael Jackson reportedly named his mother Katharine as legal guardian of his children, and if something happens to her, then Diana Ross is supposed to take over the duty. [Dlisted] — Katharine seems like a good choice, but I wouldn’t want my children around Joe Jackson even if he isn’t legally in charge.
  • Ryan O’Neal banned his eldest son Griffin from attending Farrah Fawcett’s funeral, even though he drove 300 miles to pay his respects. [Perez Hilton]

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Less Sexy Celeb Siblings: Kevin Jonas Omitted From People’s “Most Beautiful People” List

People‘s 100 Most Beautiful People issue has hit newsstands, and the editors have gone Jonas mad. Both Nick Jonas (right), 16, and Joe Jonas (left), 19, made the cut. But aren’t you forgetting someone? Looks like Kevin Jonas (middle), 21, has been put on another list—the long list of celebrity siblings that never quite live up to their golden siblings. [MTV] Keep reading »

Who Should Meghan McCain Date?

Poor Meghan McCain. It’s hard dating when you’re the daughter of a former Presidential candidate. Especially when he lost. But I’m not just emoting here — Meghan has expressed these sentiments in a new blog post over at The Daily Beast. In her column, “Looking For Mr. Far Right,” she writes that dating for her is a Catch-22 because she finds that she’s not only not attracted to Obama supporters (for obvious reasons), but hardcore supporters of her father too. After all, how’s she to know that the guy is into her for her and not because her dad is a failed presidential candidate? Keep reading »

Who Should Britney Spears Date Next (With Or Without Daddy’s Approval)?

In Rolling Stone‘s cover story on Britney Spears (on newsstands today), the singer describes some recent dates she’s been on, all “supervised” by her assistant. While none of the dates have been successful, it goes without saying that post-Federline and post-breakdown, Papa Spears is keep a very close eye on who his daughter hangs out with. While some say Britney still holds a candle for Adnan Ghalib, we think she should drop that trash and, when she’s ready, find herself a man who’s not going to use her. Who knows what her mom and dad will approve of — they don’t seem to want too many people to get close to Britney and her millions — but we have some suggestions that could totally work. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Hayden Panettiere’s Dad In Big Trouble

  • Yikes. Hayden Panettiere’s dad was arrested for spousal abuse. [Perez Hilton]
  • Oh no he didn’t! Kevin “The Fugly” Jonas wore a t-shirt this weekend declaring that he’s on “Team Demi And Selena”. For those of you not wrapped up in tween politics, Demi and Selena are Disney stars and rivals of Miley Cyrus, who is the ex of Nick Jonas. Like, ZOMG this is HUGE. [Perez Hilton]
  • Angelina Jolie has not decided who she is going to vote for. Really? [Us Weekly]
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