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Quickies: Kacey Jordan Is A Combination Porn Star/Babysitter

  • Kacey Jordan, porn star pal of Charlie Sheen, claims she aborted a pregnancy a couple of years ago. Guess who the would-be father allegedly was? Kevin Federline, after his divorce from Britney Spears. Yes, the only way this story could get better is if it involves K-Fed. [The Superficial]
  • Kacey Jordan also told “Good Morning America” that Charlie Sheen wanted her to babysit his kids. But Denise Richards will have you know (via Twitter) that no “adult film actresses” would be babysitting her children. [TMZ, TMZ]
  • Denise Richards is also apparently turning down oodles in tell-all money. Good for her! [PopEater]

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Britney Spears’ Ex-Bodyguard Files A Lawsuit Over Alleged Sexual Harassment, Child Abuse

If it’s a day ending in “y,” that means there is more trouble for Brit-Brit. Ex-bodyguard Fernando Flores filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against the pop tart yesterday. Even though we knew some of the accusations previously — she walked around the house naked; she asked for his belt to spank her kids — now he is spilling all the beans. And they’re some dirty, dirty beans. Keep reading »

Kevin Federline Admits To Drinking 24 Sodas A Day

Recent “Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp” contestant Kevin Federline finally shared how he gained a person shortly after his divorce from Britney Spears, “I drank 12 to 24 cans of soda a day — not Diet. I didn’t drink water, that was all I drank. That was my coffee, that was my candy, that was my everything. I hit 30 years old, I stopped dancing, started eating and sitting on the couch playing with the kids here and there. I got lazier and lazier, and fatter and fatter.” [Now Magazine]

I’m so sick of hearing how little celebrities eat and as someone who occasionally eats an entire pizza alone, it seemed about time to see how celebrities binge! Keep reading »

Kevin Federline and 4 Other Notorious Celebrity Slobs

So we know Kevin Federline needs to slim down, but it appears that he also need to clean up. He is a serious slob according to his former landlords. Gosh … I’m shocked, aren’t you? The owners of his former Tarzana, California home are demanding that K-Fed pay $110,661 in back rent and damages. His alleged transgressions? Aside from skipping out on six months rent, he left behind cigarette butts, empties, spit marks on the exterior paint (huh?), drawings on the walls, dead trees and plants, broken tiles, appliances and light covers. Oh, and he is even accused of stealing the garage door opener. Charming. [Daily News]

After the jump, some more notorious celebrity slobs. Keep reading »

Quickies: K-Fed Is Headed To “Celebrity Fit Club”

  • K-Fed is tired of being called K-OverFed, so he has officially signed on for next season of “Celebrity Fit Club.” [TMZ] — And he really could stand to lose a few pounds. Check out the photographic evidence.
  • It’s no secret musicians have a thing for models, so it’s not a far stretch for musician kids to go into modeling as well. [Vanity Fair] — This phenomenon could be another indication that everything is handed to you when your parents are famous.
  • Nick Lachey is offering himself up for a dinner date for the VH1 Save the Music Foundation. [Starpulse] — We’ll know Jessica Simpson has really hit rock bottom if she bids in this auction.

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Dude Websites Observe A Megan Fox Blackout Day, But We’d Like To Issue Some Others

Next week, get ready for a day off. Well, not actually a day-off day off, but a day off from incessant coverage of Megan Fox. On August 4th, manly websites across the blogosphere will stop giving the “Transformers” starlet so much attention. Doug Sheckler from 205th.com explains, “She needs to do more to earn our undying praise and affection. For instance, she hasn’t even returned any of my calls this year asking for a date. What’s up with that?”

Seriously, Megan, what is up with that? Can you believe that in the past year alone, her face was plastered to the front of Esquire, Empire, Maxim, GQ, Entertainment Weekly and Elle? If that’s not reason enough to boycott her, check out this video at Asylum on why blogs are choosing to put stories about the toe-thumbed actress on hold. [NY Daily News]

As for the Frisky, we’re totally psyched about this media blackout movement against Fox. In fact, there are a few other “celebrities” we think are deserving of blackout days. Mark your calendars. Keep reading »

Mean Or Hilarious?: Britney Calls Out ‘K-Fatter-line’ On His Weight Gain

America’s former sweetheart is apparently pretty mean! Britney Spears has reportedly been giving ex-hub Kevin Federline crap about turning into a fatty-bo-batty. She allegedly calls him “K-Fatter-line,” “fat housewife,” and often asks him when the baby’s due. According to Celebitchy, BritBrit has insisted K-Fed lose the 85-or-so pounds he’s gained since they got married five years ago, so he can “stop showing their kids it’s OK to be fat and sloppy.” [Celebitchy]

Wait, I’m not sure who to make fun of first. Britney calling anyone sloppy is amazing. I feel bad for K-Fed getting made fun of, but he does hookup with mad chicks and has totally mooched off Britney for years. Do you guys think Britney’s being rude or should K-Fed drop the extra Olsen? Keep reading »

Quick Vid: Britney’s Sons Get “Toxic”

Looks like Britney’s sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James are following in daddy K-Fed’s dancing steps. Worry not, these cuties are hardly mini back-up dancers, but the blond babies did get down to mama Brit’s hit, “Toxic” during a dress rehearsal on Tuesday for Britney’s upcoming London concert. The boys are uber-cute jumping around and doing what looks like to be some freeze-frame breakdancing. They even get creative with hula hoops. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Megan Fox Wants A Girlfriend

  • Megan Fox said she’s comfortable with her bisexuality and could see herself in a relationship with a woman. “Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands,” she said. [TMZ]
  • Kate Gosselin admits that she and Jon have been struggling in their marriage for months. “I don’t know that we’re in the same place anymore, that we want the same thing,” she told People. [People]
  • Harrison Ford has confirmed that he did propose to longtime girlfriend Calista Flockhart. [OK! Magazine]
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    Quick Pic: There’s A Sucker Born Every Minute

    Britney Spears’ ex-sperm donor, Kevin Federline, has clearly got a type: blond chicks who suck down Starbucks coffee. But his new GF, Victoria Prince, can’t really be in it for the “star” factor. Maybe it’s his divorce settlement “bucks”? [Vancouver, 5/11/09] Keep reading »